Genius Levi Johnston explains why Alaska is like Iran

December 9, 2009 · 9 comments

Much like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thinks there are no gays in Iran, Levi Johnston has never seen one in Alaska.

Hasn’t this guy’s 15 minutes of fame expired yet? And while we’re at it, didn’t Joy Behar’s 15 minutes of fame expire about six years ago.

This is truly a case of the blind leading the blind. Or the moronic leading the moronic.



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1 KimmyQueen December 9, 2009 at 9:25 am

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Tips on becoming a gay icon:

- Be a douchebag
- Be a douchebag that impregnates a barely legal teenager and then leaves said barely legal teenager (at the time) instead of taking responsibility with her for the pregnancy
- Be an absentee Father
- Go out with Kathy Griffin D-lister man looking type famous people to fake awards shows
- Move to Hollywood, CA and believe what people say when in reality they are just blowing smoke up your ass and keeping you around to hear stupid tales about someone they hate and will be ready to get rid of you when you get old and used up
- Do something porn related
- Keep ragging on your ex never Mother in Law grandmother of your child that you deserted to keep he “FAME” game going
- Go on “talk shows” with has beens and liberal idiots

You do all of this and you are sure to become a gay icon in no time flat…

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2 neo bonbon December 9, 2009 at 10:34 am

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bashing a conservative is like Chanel n.5 to a liberal.
the young and dumb are the sex appeal of the liberal base.

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3 KimmyQueen December 9, 2009 at 12:38 pm

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you got that right

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4 vh5150 December 9, 2009 at 10:17 am

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did he say “more fans” ? that would imply he already has some??? What, exactly, has he done to have fans?

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5 KimmyQueen December 9, 2009 at 12:37 pm

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His fans are the liberal idiots like Joy and Kathy Griffin. I personally could do without such fans. Winning libiots as fans is not hard, all you got to do is have a schitck either hate conservatives and/or republicans and go on the air and talk about it, hate G-d and/or religion(s) (except for Islam) and make movies and go on the air and talk about it, hate guns and people who have guns and make movies and go on the air and talk about it, or basically be concerned about something relating to animals and/or the Planet on an extreme position or do all of the above. As long as you are loud and stupid with these points you get liberal fans.

I am sure in his case there is the addition of being an absentee father I am sure he is getting a lot of fans who are absentee fathers themselves… The baby daddy brigade must love him. He it seems is not paying child support, thankfully the grandparents are doing all the rearing and sustaining themselves.

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6 David December 9, 2009 at 10:57 am

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He certainly has that specific type of moral character and firm grasp on reality leftists seem to seek out in their heroes.

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7 matthew s harrison December 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm

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Look at some of the company he has who are also Playgirl pin ups:
Geraldo Rivera-one of the largest douches on earth
Big Daddy Kane(who also is in madoodoo’s sex book
Jim Brown the wife beater
Chris Pontius -of jackass
Rocco Siffredi-porn actor/director-douchebag extrordinare

There are too many to list-but all of the above have questionable character-so johnston is in fitting company!

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8 ocmadam December 9, 2009 at 1:51 pm

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The next thing you know the kid will be sleeping with Tiger Woods, Tiger has that thing for white meat and all.

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9 Tom December 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm

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I watched the Joy Behar Show a few nights ago…..what an experience!!!

The only phrase that comes to mind is “belligerently uninformed”.

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