California Democrat Jerry Brown didn’t disagree when one of his aides was caught on tape calling Republican Gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman “a whore.” A few hours later, he was he was rewarded with an endorsement by the National Organization of Women.
Florida Congressman Alan Grayson also called a female lobbyist a whore and, sure enough, NOW also endorsed him.
So now that we realize that we’ve been mistaken all these years and the word whore is now considered not only acceptable, but something worthy of getting you endorsed, please allow us to be the first to call a few other women whores.
The White House: Michelle Obama
The Senate: Barbara Mikulski, Jocelyn Burdick, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Carol Moseley Braun, Patty Murray, Mary Landrieu, Blanche Lincoln, Deborah Stabenow, Maria Cantwell, Jean Carnahan, Lisa Murkowski, Claire McCaskill, Amy Klobuchar, Jeanne Shaheen, Kay Hagan, Kristen Gillibrand
The House of Representatives: Tammy Baldwin, Melissa Bean, Shelly Berkley, Madeleine Bordallo Corrine Brown, Lois Capps, Kathy Castor, Donna Christensen, Judy Chu, Yvette Clarke, Kathleen Dahlkemper, Susan Davis, Diane DeGette, Rosa DeLauro, Donna Edwards, Anna Eshoo, Marcia Fudge, Gabrielle Giffords, Deborah Halvorson, Jane Harman, Stephanie Herseth-Sandlin, Mazie Hirono, Sheila Jackson Lee, Eddie Bernice Johnson, Marcia Kaptur, Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick, Mary Jo Kilroy, Ann Kirkpatrick, Suzanne Kosmas, Barbara Lee, Zoe Lofgren, Nita Lowey, Carolyn Maloney, Betsy Markey, Doris Matsui, Carolyn McCarthy, Betty McCollum, Gwen Moore, Grace Napolitano, Eleanor Holmes Norton, Nancy Pelosi, Chellie Pingree, Laura Richardson, Lucille Roybal-Allard, Loretta Sanchez, Linda Sanchez, Jan Schakowsky, Allyson Schwartz, Carol Shea-Porter, Louise Slaughter, Jackie Speier, Betty Sutton, Dina Titus, Nicola Tsongas, Nydia Velazquez, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Maxine Waters, Diane Watson, Lynn Woolsey.
The Obama Administration: Hillary Clinton, Janet Napolitano, Jocelyn Elders, Valerie Jarret, Melody Barnes, Regina Benjamin, Carol Browner, Lisa Jackson, Valerie Jarrett, Karen Gordon Mills, Janet Napolitano, Susan Rice, Mary Schapiro, Kathleen Sebelius, Hilda Solis, Nancy Sutley, Christina Romer, Lisa Jackson, Desiree Rogers
The Supreme Court: Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan
Whores Emeritus: Monica Lewinsky, Janet Reno, Jocelyn Elders, Madeleine Albright, Donna Shalala, Hazel O’Leary, Alice M. Rivlin, Laura D’Andrea Tyson, Rosalynn Carter, Anita Hill, Donna Rice, Jackie Kennedy-Onasis, Lynda Bird and Luci Johnson, Ann Richards, Donna Brazile, Geraldine Ferraro
Hollywood: Ashley Judd, Barbra Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, Cameron Diaz, Kim Bassinger, Alicia Silverstone, Natalie Maines and the other two Dixie Chicks, Whoopi Goldberg, Jane Fonda, Sheryl Crow, Susan Sarandon, Jessica Lange, Madonna, Janeane Garofalo, Shirley MacLaine, Marlo Thomas, Raquel Welch, Goldie Hawn, Dionne Warwick, Carole King, Jennifer Anniston, Perez Hilton (included on a technicality), Angelica Huston, Kathleen Turner, Uma Thurman, Sarah Jessica Parker, Bianca Jagger, Gillian Anderson, Lily Tomlin, Marg Helenberger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Salma Hayek, Caherine Zeta Jones, Mia Farrow, Tea Leoni, Jill Clayburgh, Bonnie Franklin, Loretta Swit, Emma Thompson, Annie Lennox, Jennifer Connelly, Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, Sharon Stone, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Penelope Cruz, Rosie Perez, Kirsten Dunst, Melanie Griffith, Stockard Channing, Daryl Hannah, Natalie Imbruglia, Elizabeth Taylor, Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, Reese Witherspoon, Melissa Etheridge, Glenn Close, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sally Field, Annette Bening, Joan Baez, Pamela Anderson, Naomi watts, Diana Ross, Natalie Cole, Aril Lavigne, Janet Jackson, Ellen DeGeneres, Scarlet Johannsen, Rosario Dawson, Susan Estrich, Sarah Silverman, Maya Angelou, Andrea Mitchell, Joan Walsh, Tina Fey, Natalie Portman, Charlize Theron
The Media: Roseanne Barr, Barbara Walters, Gloria Steinem, Oprah Winfrey, Roseanne Barr, Rosie O’Donnell, Rachel Maddow, Randi Rhodes, Susan Estrich, Andrea Mitchell, Joan Walsh, Dee Dee Myers, Ellen Goodman, Mika Brzezinski, Helen Thomas, Sally Quinn
Miscellaneous: Teresa Heinz-Kerry, Caroline Kennedy, Amy Carter, Chelsea Clinton, Cindy Sheehan, Elizabeth Kucinich
Personal Knowledge: Caroline J, the bitch who broke the heart of the IHTM Editor in high school
Although this list is lengthy, we doubt that it is comprehensive and we extend our deepest apologies to any whores we may have omitted.
We now sit back and eagerly await NOW’s glowing, wholehearted endorsement of IHateTheMedia.com.
If you can think of any whores we overlooked, please feel free to add their names in the comments section.
