Liberals breath sigh of relief as Obama’s speech is relatively blah

September 12, 2009, 1:00 am · 3 comments


Relax, libs. He didn't announce Kommunes for Kids or anything crazy like that

Relax, libs. He didn't announce Kommunes for Kids or anything crazy like that

Once that words “God Bless America” scrolled off the president’s teleprompter on Tuesday, a mighty wind blew across the country.

It’s our guess that it was caused by a collective sigh of relief from the left. They’d been holding their breath and praying – well okay, holding their breath and wishing – that President Obama could make it through the entire speech to America’s school children without proving right wing fears justified.

It was rather hilarious, um, we mean “ironic,” that all the typical left wing news sources withheld saying anything until after it was over. Even the Huffington Post held off from posting the story “Opposing Obama’s School Speech Isn’t Partisan – It’s Just Crazy” until after the speech concluded just in case it was a little crazier than the HuffPo thought it might be.

Relief for the left is destined to be somewhat short-lived, however. Obama is scheduled to speak again tomorrow night to a rare joint session of the house.

Not knowing what the loose-lipped President might say is having a real effect on the practice of faith by progressives – who normally worship only money and power.

Rumor has it that Nancy Pelosi was seen kneeling on the House steps, but we’re sure she was just picking up loose change to help The One balance the budget.

Source: Huffington Post

- Written by Patrick Michael

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September 12, 2009, 2:43 am at 2:43 am

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Fay S September 12, 2009, 9:03 am at 9:03 am

Good one, Pat.

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Ray September 12, 2009, 9:17 am at 9:17 am

Obama’s going to speak again? Geez, the prez likes a microphone and camera about as much as a narcissistic actor. Oh, wait. He IS a narcissistic actor.

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