Life imitates Seinfeld: Magazine fires woman for showing off breast Implants. So what’s the problem?

by editor on January 12, 2010

According to New York magazine, “An employee at Brides magazine was fired from Condé Nast because she showed her new breast implants off to close friends in the privacy of her office.”

C’mon, what the hell is the point of getting breast implants if you can’t show ‘em off?

Besides, breast implants are just bags of silicone. Hardly anything to get all excited about. It’s not like the employee was cavorting around her office in a sports bra displaying the new improved models.

What’s that? She was? Okay then, never mind.

NOTE: In an effort to alleviate the nation’s nagging unemployment problem, would like to offer this poor, unfortunate woman a job interview. We don’t actually have a job opening, but we’d be interested in reviewing her…uhhhh…resume. Compassion is our middle name.

Source: New York Magazine

- Written by Patrick Michael

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Kevin January 12, 2010 at 3:55 am

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Did she just show people a couple of implants in a box? Or are you saying that she was fired for showing people her breasts? Because once those things are implanted, you can’t really show them to anyone without an xray machine or a scalpel.

KimmyQueen January 12, 2010 at 3:06 pm

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wow this story is like two weeks old. say it on red eye. i agree with bill schulz i think that said that someone wanted to fire her and just used this as an excuse. also it is possible it was another female perhaps that accused her out of envy perhaps. but overall she shouldnt have done it.