Man charged $23 quadrillion for cigarettes. Obama’s new taxes must have kicked in.

July 19, 2009, 3:00 pm · 1 comment


Cigarettes kill people. Taxes kill economies.

Cigarettes kill people. Taxes kill economies.

Josh Muszynski, a New Hampshire man, went down to his corner gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes with his debit card.

A few hours later he went online, checked his account, and was stunned to see that he had been charged an astronomical $23,148,855,308,184,500 for the ciggies.

After picking himself up off the floor, Muszynski spent two hours on the phone with Bank of America trying to solve the problem. Luckily, B of A corrected the error and even reversed their $15 overdraft fee.

We say if President Obama is smart he’ll act immediately and slap a $23 quadrillion tax on every pack of cigarettes sold.

In one stroke, he’ll wipe out smoking. And if he can just sell one pack, he’ll generate almost enough taxes to pay for ObamaCare.

Source: AP

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Sven July 19, 2009, 4:10 pm at 4:10 pm

Even at that rate, I doubt it would help the national debt.

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