Man wearing TIN FOIL to ‘prevent microwave signals from entering his head’ arrested for threatening to burn down four schools. Looks like we found a replacement for Alan Grayson (D-FL 9th District). If he ever gets out of jail he should immediately move to Floriduh and run for election in thre 9th District.

Threat: Louisiana man Shane Kersey, wearing his tinfoil hat, threatened to burn down four schools. Police tracked his phone and arrested him

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davidintexas March 7, 2013 at 4:10 pm

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I have been wondering what happened to Alec Baldwin. At least he seems to have lost some weight.

JPTravis March 7, 2013 at 5:38 pm

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I thought it was Anthony Weiner.

danybhoy March 11, 2013 at 2:45 am

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I think it’s crowley. That’s my guess.

Not so silent March 11, 2013 at 9:01 am

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That is his costume for his latest venture as an aspiring rapper working under the name..”Reynolds Rap”…..That way he can stay in mom’s basement and practice all day long, his first single is due out soon, “Corporate Greeders”, backed with “Ron Paul Manlove”…..Available on E-Bay Records..Just look for the Cheeto’s yellow label.

Bonfire of the Absurdities March 7, 2013 at 4:35 pm

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Yikes, he kinda looks like my nephew. And we’re low on Reynolds Wrap for some reason.

Joe Redfield March 7, 2013 at 5:29 pm

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If BO had a son, he’d look like…

Not so silent March 7, 2013 at 6:56 pm

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I had a call one night, a guy said that his head was being penetrated by “Flying Excrement”…..He wanted me to make it stop, I made him a tin foil hat. He said all better now….I should check and see which district he represents in the Kalifornia legislature.

CO2Insanity March 7, 2013 at 7:21 pm

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He had to have been in the Capitol building if there was flying excrement. Probably in Jerry Brown’s office.

Joe Redfield March 7, 2013 at 8:07 pm

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I suppose the Legislature will soon consider measures to control ‘flying excrement violence’.

Progressive Hemrrhoid March 7, 2013 at 8:43 pm

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He’s got it on wrong, everybody knows you have to wear the tin foil shinny side out or it acts like a antenna.

MGAP March 8, 2013 at 8:10 am

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It worries me that you know that! ;)

sa_rose March 8, 2013 at 10:29 am

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Common sense.

flashingscotsman March 10, 2013 at 1:01 pm
sa_rose March 7, 2013 at 8:43 pm

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LOOK at him! Aside from the tin foil, does he look like he should be out on his own without a keeper? I mean , really!

Big Al March 8, 2013 at 4:03 am

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Fluoride in the water could have caused that.

Karmaa March 8, 2013 at 4:22 am

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I’m surprised that the left doesn’t appropriate this photo and use it to depict “Tea Party members”.

sa_rose March 8, 2013 at 10:29 am

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Shhh! Don’t give them any ideas!

Dan March 8, 2013 at 5:47 am

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I dunno…call me crazy…but from THAT facial expression, I’d say the microwaves fried this poor soul’s brain a few Doobies ago.

wornout farmer March 8, 2013 at 6:00 am

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Is it just me or does that look like Bob Dylan after a hard night?

MGAP March 8, 2013 at 8:11 am

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Reminds me of Randy Quaid from the Vacation movies.