Martha Stewart, convicted felon and the most amazingly boring person in the history of television, thinks Sarah Palin is boring and dangerous. Oddly enough, that makes us like Palin even more.
Here’s what the genius had to say in an interview with Showbiz Tonight’s producer Jenny D’Attoma:
D’Attoma: Now, on to Sarah Palin, why do you think she’s so polarizing to so many people?
Stewart: She’s a very boring to me. Very boring, and a very, to me, kind of a, a dangerous person. I mean, to, she’s dangerous.
D’Attoma: In what way?
Stewart: She speaks, she’s, she’s so confused. And anyone like that in government is a real problem.
D’Attoma: Meanwhile, they’re saying her book is already a bestseller. Do you find it…
Stewart: Good for her. Good for her.
D’Attoma: Have you been able to catch Sarah Palin’s interviews?
Stewart: Why’s everybody asking that? I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t watch her if you paid me.
Last time we checked out the legs of Martha Stewart and Sarah Palin, only one of them was wearing an electronic ankle bracelet. It wasn’t Palin.
And that’s a good thing.
Source: NewsBusters.org
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Martha should stick to making brownies, because just commenting on Sarah Palin shows that she is out of her league.
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Or should we say, ATTEMPTING to comment. It was rather incoherent. Maybe her speech patterns began to disintegrate during her stay as a guest of the government.
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Martha is desperatly seeking relevance. So sad.
Here’s a fun parlor game for the holidays. Bring up Sarah Palin around your liberal friends and family members. When they start to groan and make red neck jokes, ask them why, specifically, they dislike her so much (this is especially fun with know-it-all college kids).
If they say she has no experience, reply, and what business and/or government entity, exactly, has Obama successfully run?
If they say she says dumb things, remind them about Biden
If they say she has no foreign affairs ability, remind them about Hillary’s many gaffs in less than one year.
If they suggest that she is too corrupt/evil/despotic or any of the other meritless accusations the left has thrown at her, remind them that she was never on the Acorn payroll, nor did she serve as their legal counsel
If they say she’s not from a blue chip Ivy league school, remind them that she has released her transcripts and Obama hasn’t.
you get the idea…it’s fun, the whole family can join in and the best part is watching your liberal friends and snarky college students try to change the subject when they can’t come up with an answer.
the best part is obnoxious uncle Theodore and his uppity wife probably won’t come back next year.
Merry Christmas
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This sounds like a lot of fun. I’ll try it with the liberals I’ll be having Thanksgiving dinner with tomorrow. After dinner, of course. Then I don’t mind if they throw me out.
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Martha is an idiot. The only reason I am paying attention to her is because she as an idiot made a stupid remark about Palin. Otherwise I wouldnt care. She is the most boring person in the world and so insincere. So Palin is dangerous because… she is not a liberal?
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Now you’re catching on! Anyone not liberal is a redneck, Bible thumping racist!
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Translation: Moose and liberals, be careful out there.
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Ms Stewart is a very sad person in the fact that she can not think for herself. If she had any original thoughts then she would not react first with such vile hatred as she has willing been trained.
Ms Stewart has already shown that she feels she is above the law and so she therefore she feels better than all of us, including Gov. Palin, so why give her words any respect?
I will use my dollars to show how I feel. They will never again go to MS TV or products but will go to the TEA Parties and Gov. Palin. And I willtellallmy friends. The power of the word!
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I had a liberal friend tell me recently she hated Sarah Palin because of her accent.
Seriously deep insight from the party of “smaht people”.
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IF that were true, Sarah would only be several hundred percent better than what’s in office now instead of several thousand…
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While many may have agreed with you pre-Obama, your argument today is moot. Your Communist President has opened the door for any number of Liberal Nightmares. and there is nobody left to blame but yourself.
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“Look at ANY interview, she stumbles, dodges questions, has no foreign policy experience….the list goes on”
Right, right… kind of like… Obama.
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Take away the teleprompters, and Obama doesn’t even stumble or dodge questions well. And foreign policy? Don’t get me started.
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Exactly take the telemprompters away and he looks like a deer in headlights. When was the last time he actually answered a simple question with a simple answer? And he had no experience on policy before he became President and living in Indonesia doesn’t count.
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That’s right. Sarah Palin is way smarter than Obama on everything. He is so retarded on everything. Look how well George W. presented himself in press conferences – slick and charismatic, Obama – dull and clueless. Once Sarah has more opportunities she will surely shine brighter than almost anyone.
God is on her and the true America’s side, scoffing liberals have no place in society and the sooner they are beaten down, we can resume our role as the only true superpower.
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