Darwinian Story of the Day:
“Michael Jackson Fans are Committing Suicide”

July 7, 2009, 1:26 pm · 5 comments

The Sun UK reports that Michael Jackson fans are offing themselves a bit too often. Life without a grotesque child molester, it seems, just isn’t worth living.

According to Michael Jackson’s largest online fan club, MJ fanatics have been recently committing suicide because of the pop star’s tragic death.

The Sun is reporting that up to 12 die-hard Jackson followers have taken their own lives since his passing on Thursday.

In this case, “die-hard” was probably an inappropriate choice of words.

Source: Sun UK via Spike.com

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CoachKaz July 7, 2009, 3:42 pm at 3:42 pm

Just culling the herd!!!

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Sven July 7, 2009, 5:05 pm at 5:05 pm

If the funeral lasted much longer, I was thinking of joining them.
Sheesh.

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The Skizzerd of Waz July 7, 2009, 5:21 pm at 5:21 pm

More air for me!

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Bridget September 16, 2009, 6:49 am at 6:49 am

Michael is alive, stop with the sucide

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Tarlan Kasra September 19, 2009, 2:47 pm at 2:47 pm

I’m hurting and grieving too, but what on earth does committing suicide solve? Not a damn thing! As the American expression goes, ”It takes guts to live. Suicide is the easy way out.” Words to live by. Literally.

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