We fear the statues weren't the only thing that was rock hard at NeverLand.
Haven’t heard anything weird about Michael Jackson for a few days? Think maybe he’s just quietly gone away? No such luck.
Now legal documents have come to light – thanks to TMZ.com – that provide an excruciatingly-detailed breakdown (open file in a Flash Player) of all the odd, disturbing stuff that fills every nook and cranny at NeverLand.
Let’s just say a recurring theme here is statues of boys. Young boys. Young boys in every possible pose. More statues of young boys than you ever imagined:
Here’s a sample of some of the various works of art on the 2,952 item list: “boy with accordion,” “boy sitting on bricks,” “boy w/ baton and hat w/ feathers,” “two boys on swing bar,” “two boys with ladder,” “boys sleeping on bench,” ” boys milking goat,” “boy on a toy car with girl,” “boy pulling, 2 boys on a bike,” “boy lifting girl,” “2 boys sitting on a sunflower,” “little boy with turquoise overalls on a stand,” “bronze boy and girl hugging,” “bronze boy carrying a fruit basket,” “boys catching fish.” And it goes on and on and on and on….Jacko also has an item described as “child’s upper body mannequin.” In fact, he has two of those.
Disclaimer: One member of the IHateTheMedia.com editorial board is embarrassed to admit that he has two degrees of separation from the former self-proclaimed King of Pop in two different ways. He also has some hilarious stories. But no statues of young boys. Not a one.
Source: TMZ.com
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Michael Jackson just converted to the Muslim religion, which means that when he dies he gets 72 little leaguers.
On the list I saw several mentions of statues of little girls. I’m sure the media that I hate will be all over this. Not you too.