Alternate energy: Power the homes of several average American families for a year with the fat sucked out of Michael Moore's wattle.
For some reason, we’re on corpulent corporate bashing Michael Moore’s email list.
Yesterday we got an email from our pal Mike that proved he’s as good an economist as he is a film maker.
He presents a 9-point plan to revitalize America. It involves mass construction projects including bullet trains, light rail systems, fleets of electric cars, windmills and solar panels, and hybrid cars and busses.
But how, you may ask, can we possibly afford all this? Well, Michael has the answer to that, too.
“To help pay for this, impose a two-dollar tax on every gallon of gasoline. This will get people to switch to more energy saving cars or to use the new rail lines and rail cars the former autoworkers have built for them.”
Yes, $2 per gallon. Overnight. Bang. The price goes up more than 50% overnight.
We have a better idea. Enforced liposuction on all obese film makers. Burn it like they used to burn whale oil back in the 1800s. We’d cut our foreign energy dependence overnight.
The email letter on his website.
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Another load of crap from a Canadian socialist.
Fat Mikey looks like the prototypical “lib”, doesn’t he? The big fat loser who never moved out of his parents basement, never bathed unless under the most vociferous of protest, never kissed a girl, can quote verbatim from every Star Wars movie ever made, plus the comic books, and still hides his stash of Hustler mags in a ziplock baggie in the toilet tank.
Did I mention he still has zits?
Not that I like Mr. Moore, or his politics, but surely there has got to be something in his liberal positions that you could pick apart aside from his weight. Sophomoric, jeuvenile behavior is best left to the liberals. That being said, how does Mr. Moore propose to truly finance these projects when the 2 dollar tax will get people to stop buying the gas that he’s counting on selling in order to finance the projects? It’s like taking your cash cow to the market and shooting it before it’s sold!
Are your panties too tight this morning, Kevan?
They’re pretty much always too tight.
What a tool.