Michael Moore Takes To Twitter To Demand Stricter Gun Control: Michael Moore would do better to worry about portion control rather than gun control. Especially a gun control policy that would ensure the only people with firearms are the criminals, the mentally unstable and those Mexican drug lords lucky enough to be friends with Eric Holder.

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Navyvet2 December 14, 2012 at 9:27 pm

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HOw about if we start slowly and see how that works out. Lets start by banning convicted felons from possessing guns…….oh wait. Ahhh, how about if we ban guns in Shitcagahole since there are an average of 50 shootings there every weekend…..oh wait. Ahhh, how about if we ban guns to people that have been certified as crazy……what’s that you say. Oh, never mind.

spymyeyes December 15, 2012 at 7:33 am

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If just one of those brave women that ran towards the sound of gunfire had a weapon and was trained in its use the out come might have been completely different.

I think every man & woman in the USA of sound mind should be required to go through a small arms weapons coarse and forfill their obligations as a citizen in defense of themselves, their loved ones, and the innocent or handicapped.

If american citizens took their constitutional rights as seriously as they should these shootings would have a much smaller body count, like just the shooter or one or two innocents, not entire classrooms full of innocents.

Oh, and for all you liberals out there that think banning all guns is the answer I refer you to the two latest stories out of communist China where nobody but the gubbermint has guns….

The first was yesterday where a knife-wielding man killed 22 students and 3 teachers.

The other was a few weeks ago where a different knife-wielding man killed 28 students and 6 teachers.

If some sicko wants to kill innocents then they will find a way to do it, with or without guns. In america, guns are the great equalizer. A 95lbs hadicapped woman of 80 years could take down a 200lb teenager on a rampage from across a room. Keep that in mind when you talk about disarming everyone.

Remember:

when seconds count the police are just minutes away.

AND

The police are not obligated IN ANY WAY to protect you, it is up to you to protect yourself and every single city, state, and federal agency says so in the USA.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 10:46 am

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oh yeah? well, you look funny, why should we heed you?

where’s that cute lil twig boy?

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tilbot December 14, 2012 at 10:55 pm

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Of course the guy who stabbed 22 children and one adult at the elementary school in China today didn’t have a gun. Psychos will use anything Michael Moore.

poppajoe49 December 15, 2012 at 5:41 am

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Imagine the horror if Michael Moore snapped and decided to sit on a bunch of children!

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 5:47 am

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it’d take him too long to stand up
or

it’d take him too long to sit down.

Jim Stewart December 15, 2012 at 12:27 am

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For Michael Moore’s sake let’s start with a 10 day waiting period on the purchase of forks and spoons.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 3:42 am

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it was a clean getaway, but i think i have footage of the man that dt’d ya. this an anonymous tip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7iVqouHuc

Plainsman December 15, 2012 at 4:51 am

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Butt Naked Wonda, Big Brotha Thunda and The Masta Blasta…

Hysterical!

Hey, nominate that guy for Secretary of State!

flashingscotsman December 15, 2012 at 12:00 pm

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Those guys thought they’d go out and do some skatin’, and instead they got them some edjumacashun.

Karmaa December 15, 2012 at 4:55 am

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That’s a good idea Jim, but he is a pig. My guess is he would happily go face-first into a trough if no cutlery was available.

danybhoy December 15, 2012 at 5:17 am

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Of course fatass wants to restrict gun rights, it’s not like his bodyguards won’t be heavily armed. The constitutional element aside, until dickheads like Michael Moore & Michael Bloomberg can answer the question posed in this clip, they can STFU…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzFWRPiNXOI

…besides, maybe we will find out how this guy was alarming people with odd behaviour & nobody did sh!t to get him the help he needed.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 5:49 am

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i couldn’t understand the question. can you type it please?

flashingscotsman December 15, 2012 at 12:01 pm

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Archie Bunker! My hero!

GhostntheMachine December 15, 2012 at 5:42 pm

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Remember when he (the real dude) sued his son’s drug dealer in civil court? Might have to go look that one up now, the news coverage was hysterical.

danybhoy December 16, 2012 at 5:00 am

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Yes I do remember that.

MGAP December 15, 2012 at 6:07 am

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Wonder if Fatard bothered to Google Conn. gun restrictions? Consensus is they are pretty strict.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 10:40 am

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unlike the beatles fan club requirements
ooooooooooooohhhhhhh low blow
the kind the ladies like the best eh waht?
barmy gits.

ooddballz December 15, 2012 at 6:08 am

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RobertW December 15, 2012 at 10:42 am

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RobertW December 15, 2012 at 10:43 am

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flashingscotsman December 15, 2012 at 12:03 pm

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Hmmmm. 13 billion dollars, and no peace. I’m sure we contributed 99% of that, maybe more. Why?

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 5:57 pm

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so we could feel the fuzzy wuzzies?

Progressive Hemrrhoid December 15, 2012 at 6:52 am

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Shouldn’t this hypocritical asshole be in Cuba holding Hugo’s hand?

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 10:39 am

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deepthinker December 15, 2012 at 7:04 am

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He along with every last gun control advocate needs to take a deep breath and STFU. Especially seeing that he practices his second amendment right by having body guards with him. They should be paid double as his lard ass is twice to three times the size of an average person. Maybe snacks and pizza control for Moore might work.

What is shocking is to hear a liberal progressive spout off about gun control to only discover that they have guns and feel its their right to have them. They feel that they know best how to handle one and that they are entitled to have gun. It boggles their minds when they find out that I’m a sworn officer and believe that it is just fine for a person to have a gun. Self defense and self preservation are instinctive to every person. Passiveness must be taught, it is not an inherited trait to humans. A passive person is a target.

These families are scared for life and nothing is going to change that. There are no words or deeds to ease the pain and depression that is going to be felt.

poppajoe49 December 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm

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I’ll consider turning in my guns when Moore loses 500 lbs and becomes a vegan.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 5:43 pm

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how bout if he travels to a hungry village in africa?

poppajoe49 December 15, 2012 at 6:49 pm

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Do you have any idea how long it would take to cook him?

CO2Insanity December 15, 2012 at 6:53 pm

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It takes a fatard to feed a village.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 7:07 pm

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15 mins per pound roast or smoked

on a spit, well, one would want a bowl to catch the drippings and baste, but the outer parts would be done really quick, kinda appetizerishesque if you know what i mean.

Bonfire of the Absurdities December 15, 2012 at 7:08 am

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Research scientist John Lott http://johnrlott.blogspot.com/ reacted to the Newtown school shooting and calls for greater gun control in the wake of the tragedy. He recognized that proponents of stricter gun laws are “trying to do what they think is best,” but disagreed that legislation could prevent such events. Additionally, Lott observed that many of the shootings that have taken place over the last several years have occurred in locations where guns are banned, suggesting that these places are thus seen as ‘safer’ targets by the shooters. He also acknowledged that preventing these horrific crimes is exceedingly difficult, because the perpetrators spend an inordinate amount of time planning the event and often intend to die. (Gee, who does THAT remind you of?)

Psychologist Peter Breggin http://www.breggin.com/ opined that violent video games could be another influence behind these shootings, since they “inure people to harming others.” (But wonderful, caring entertainment industry types who contribute money to Democraps make MONEY on video games and they wouldn’t have money to contribute to noble causes, like electing Democraps, if they couldn’t make profits off of video games – therefore, we must conveniently ignore any influence this might have.)

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 10:21 am

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lott, kennedy, prince william
junior dicks all.

(edit) and piers morgan prolly dick tasted them i reckon.

glad i didn’t have to recce that drunken ogre.

(2nd edit) or am i??????

cue musical sting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gondjza0sUs

Trickie December 15, 2012 at 10:14 am

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How about food stamp controls, how many obese kids die every year from parents on stamps shooting their kids full of sugar crap

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 10:19 am

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super super sugar crisps.

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CO2Insanity December 15, 2012 at 10:14 am

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Mayor Bloomberg’s poster boy for why you don’t need to drink 50 16 ounce cokes a day. Laughable.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 10:20 am

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define day to a coke head.

Paden December 15, 2012 at 11:23 am

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Libs have a deep desire to disarm lawful Americans while they pander to criminals.

I bet fatso has guns, and armed guards.
Guess Moore thinks he’s above his own rules for everyone else.

If “right wingers”, “NRA members”, “Republicans” and every other lawful gun owner was 1/10 as violent as these stupid libtards claim, there would be no stupid libtards.
The proof that lawful gun owners are exactly that, LAWFUL, is just that simple.

My state has 330,000 concealed pistol permit holders, there is no “blood in the streets” or “ok corral shoot outs”.
The number of permit holders who have lost their right to carry weapns in under 50 ( of 330,000) and almost none lost those rights because of ” gun crimes”.
The date is available on all state police web sites and the FBI web sites.
Lawful gun owners are among the most law abiding group.
We pass local and state police back ground checks, FBI and even Interpol checks before obtaining a permit to carry.

These libs just hate guns because they desire anarchy.

Neo-7 December 15, 2012 at 2:01 pm

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My own personal thoughts on Moore—- He’s going through twinkie withdraw and is prone to think and speak in an asinine way .

StrinaM December 15, 2012 at 6:24 pm

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When is this different from any other time???

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 6:25 pm

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maybe we should take up a collection of fave homemade twinkie recipes and hashtag them to him.

matthew s harrison December 15, 2012 at 4:36 pm

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My word, the fatbody stopped stuffing his face long enough to spew more of his bullshit. Mike-how bout you be the guy who comes for my guns? We can see just how difficult it will be for you/the left to take guns away from law-abiding upright citizens, which is to say-you won’t be able to-not without 60 million marines! there are 85 million of us with 250 million guns. There are roughly 4 million total uniformed members of the US military. And the cops don’t have the stones, or the numbers to come get em. Looks like you won’t get your wish asshat. Now, go back to Travers City and sit on your ivory tower and shut the fuck up lardass!

Dan December 15, 2012 at 4:50 pm

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That must be some kinda HUGE screen for ol’ Fatboy Michael to tap out a message or two to Twitterland. I bet it has at least a 48″ screen in order for him to locate the keys with his chocolate/peanut butter stained fingers. :-) Oh yea, Merry Christmas to ya Michael Moore – LMAO.

GhostntheMachine December 15, 2012 at 5:55 pm

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Now there’s a thought (nightmare), Fatboy on the IMax.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 6:27 pm

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billyuns and billyuns of pounds ago…
i could see my toes.

KimmyQueen December 16, 2012 at 1:50 pm

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Boy you sure have a lot of haters :-/ You must be doing something right.

RobertW December 16, 2012 at 2:56 pm

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YEAH, you should see the places where i got totally buried. :D

KimmyQueen December 15, 2012 at 5:38 pm

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People don’t understand a simple truth: Gun control will not stop an evil person from getting guns. Why can’t people understand this truth? It is not that hard.

StrinaM December 15, 2012 at 5:43 pm

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A friend of mine brought up a great argument…. Banning drugs and making them illegal has worked out so well in preventing illegal drug use….

Similarly, alcohol prohibition also worked well in preventing people from getting drunk.

RobertW December 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

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tobacco was once banned in England.

ooddballz December 16, 2012 at 2:40 am

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tobacco was once banned in England….and firearms are so banned even the police can’t carry them. Ask an English cop how well that worked out during the last riots…..WHERE PEOPLE WERE SHOOTING AT THEM.

Karmaa December 16, 2012 at 3:47 am

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Isn’t that just the most poignant irony? The good guys are not given the tools they need to at least match the bad guys – but they have to go put themselves out there as sitting ducks.

Even if the goal is to remove all weapons, you would think these idiots would figure out that the police should be the last people holding weapons. Disarm them after every other weapon is destroyed, and there is ZERO possibility of new ones coming in. That’s what is the most annoying thing about liberals – they are just plain stupid!

poppajoe49 December 16, 2012 at 4:57 am

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That can’t be, guns are outlawed! Nobody has guns anymore!

/sarc

KimmyQueen December 15, 2012 at 8:10 pm

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Y’all are so deliciously mean to a person that totally deserves it. I love it.

flashingscotsman December 16, 2012 at 7:37 am

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Michael Moore makes it so easy, though.

Not so silent December 16, 2012 at 10:59 am

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A few random thoughts about wide body Michael Moore:

When fat is outlawed, only criminals will have fat.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life Michael.

Maybe to keep Michael from offing himself, we could have a Twinkie/Ding Dong/Ho-Ho buy back program to keep him happy.

Michael did not get fat eating veggies.

Michael is a mentally unbalanced one percenter which is the worst kind.

He makes money off tragedies and the misfortune of others, Bowling for Columbine???? What kind of a sick fuck would make a movie like that?

He will die alone, face down in a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

poppajoe49 December 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

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Wearing a vibrating butt plug.

RobertW December 16, 2012 at 3:13 pm

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aka barry soeteros

Not so silent December 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm

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Okay I gotta ask…Is there such a thing????

RobertW December 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Not so silent December 16, 2012 at 6:29 pm

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Oh dear God….I didn’t need the specifics!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brain Bleach!!

That was a rhetorical question…………….ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

KimmyQueen December 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

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That… sounds… uncomfortable…

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