Chicago heartache: Michelle and Oprah hate each other

by editor on November 20, 2009

The Most Glamorous First Lady In History gives Oprah Winfrey the evil eye

The Most Glamorous First Lady In History gives Oprah Winfrey the evil eye

We’ve been crying our damn eyes out over this one — wishing, hoping, dreaming that it’s not true, but knowing in our heart of hearts that it probably is.

The National Enquirer reports:

A distraught Oprah Winfrey is telling pals her “thank you” for helping Barack Obama win the presidency has been a knife in the back.

A jealous first lady has frozen the talk queen out of the White House inner circle, say insiders. “Oprah is devastated,” revealed a friend.

“She had no idea that Michelle was so jealous about the influence she had on Barack. She hated the way her husband would huddle with Oprah over strategy and jump when she called. 

“The jealousy and anger was eating up Michelle. During the campaign, she vowed Oprah would not be a part of the new administration.

“Oprah had visions of being a close adviser to the president and a regular visitor to the White House. She was actually planning to redecorate the famous Lincoln bedroom, which is reserved for special guests of the first family. 

“But in the first 10 months of the Obama administration, Oprah has visited the White House only twice, and one visit was for a business meeting to do an interview with Michelle for O magazine.

We know what you’re thinking – it’s just the National Enquirer. But these guys were right all along about John Edwards and the baby mama, so who are we to doubt them?

Next week: The Enquirer reveals that Malia and Sasha are the result of Michelle’s encounter of the fourth kind with reptilian aliens.

Source: National Enquirer

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IMO November 20, 2009 at 4:52 pm

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Wow! bruised egos abound at WH, It’s ok, Oprah, just show her the money at campaign time, you’ll be back on the list. She can’t take taxpayer money to the polls. Can she? I won’t asked abt saved jobs.

Dee Mac November 20, 2009 at 5:14 pm

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Ah, the evil woman. But which one is it? I say, put them in a ring and pop some popcorn! Might be worth a pay-for-view!

danybhoy November 23, 2009 at 10:36 pm

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Michelle Obama is an absolute tyrant. She wears the pants in her marriage, & that should make you uncomfortable. The news that she hates another woman who has some power, like Oprah, or Hillary, & whoever else she thinks she’s better then, IS NOT NEWS. We all know she is a pain, & we are only scratching the surface.

IloiloKano November 20, 2009 at 5:40 pm

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There can only be one queen at a time. What did you expect?

matthew s harrison November 20, 2009 at 5:57 pm

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That would be a worthy celebrity death match. Though, I think Madonna already killed Oprah in a CDM, or was that Rikki Lake? I can’t remember

neo bonbon November 20, 2009 at 6:42 pm

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I believe it. Why else would she retire before the next prez election?

ocmadam November 20, 2009 at 6:55 pm

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so it was the cat fight that burned Chicago chance at the olympics. Mrs. O’Leary and her cow are finally vindicated.

danybhoy November 23, 2009 at 10:38 pm

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So who do I blame for the fact the Chicago Bears, my favorite club, suck crap? Actually I do know, they can’t block for crap & have no recievers. As much as I would like to blame Oprah, Michelle Obama, or even Rev.Wright, but I can’t.

IMO November 20, 2009 at 6:56 pm

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Sadly appreciation is only as joyful and genuine as that shortsided cliche of… what have you done for me lately? Confusious say: your heart shall define your character !!

gs425 November 20, 2009 at 7:47 pm

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Lets keep the kids out of it please.

Mike_W November 21, 2009 at 2:02 am

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Michelle: Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam, Oprah
Oprah: nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa”e’, Michelle

andycanuck November 21, 2009 at 12:52 pm

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Thanks, Mike, like I can find a Klingon dictionary at this time of day.
And that picture is worth a thousand words.

Huck November 21, 2009 at 6:13 pm

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Back off Oprah, you’re outmatched. Michelle, the most beautiful first lady ever, has all the warmth of a scorpion in a bottle.

Annie November 21, 2009 at 7:07 pm

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JPT November 22, 2009 at 6:59 am

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My friend who lives in his mom’s basement and wears a aluminum foil hat does not believe it either. He thinks its a conspiracy.

Man, I have to get that guy laid. All that alone time is not good for his outlook on life.

Have a wonderful day? Woman are you crazy? How can I have a wonderful day? Not now! Have a wonderful day indeed!

You typed that closing pleasantry while you had the CAPS LOCK on! Totally ruined my day. ;-)

JPT November 22, 2009 at 6:53 am

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You selfish, heartless bastards! Its not about the Big O and Michelle- won’t someone stop and think what effect this will have on Gayle?

I knew this would happen… Barry Obama has bowed to Emperors, to Arab Kings, to Russian leaders and to random people who he thought had some part to play on the world stage. When Barry met Oprah he refused to bow! Treason!

*[b]Snap![/b]* Oh NO He Didn’t!!

The real reason is the tension between new money and old money. Oprah made her TV empire on her own. Once she got the best advice of her life to own her own brand and production- she took that advice- she became super rich from her successful show. She is a self made woman.

Michelle got very ‘rich’ when Barry got his goofy ass elected as POTUS. She treats having access to tax payer money as a sign that she should use public money to live the lifestyles of the rich and famous. She is all about ‘glamor’ after all (except in China).

When Oprah pointed out that being a thieving witch and dipping into the till of public money and abusively spending it for personal luxury is not the same as having EARNED it, Michelle the Belle got mad as hell!

Michelle resented the fact that old money Oprah would begrudge her, New Money Michelle, the new found success she had waited so long for and worked so little to get! That bitch!

After all Oprah’s fortunes might be on the wane… Yet for Barry and his wife The Belle for every hardworking and prosperous American citizen who earns great wealth- the Obamas will be there to steal some of that wealth for themselves in the name of ‘redistribution’ and Socialism. They will just get more and more for themselves. Even the mighty and profitable Oprah cannot compete with that!

The more basic explanation is that Barry is too high and mighty now. He is going on the big time late night shows like Letterman and not her silly afternoon chat show. Of course he should really be working at running the country and not making time to do a song and dance on late night TV, but considering how well he is running the show the more time he spends NOT making decisions and ‘leading’ us- the better!

Oprah became self aware at long last… She had the epiphany “Holy Sh*t! I am a motherf*cking Billionaire! Obama is some psycho Socialist! This is not good! He is going to take all my legitimately earned money and piss it away. AND… I am friends with his wife!”

So friendship dissolved.

Oprah will be off the air on network TV in 2011. Too bad for all those housewives who have no social circle/ no social life and no hobbies or projects and who are not physically attractive enough to score an extramarital affair with a hot stud. What the hell will those poor housewives who watch her religiously now do with their time on the weekday afternoons? Oh well… there is always alcohol.

PS: Leave the kids out of it until they are 18. Once they are adults they are fair targets (if they do something to merit it). Until then Barry and Michelle are open for a trashing but not their children.

I will say that another reason for the Oprah and Michelle fallout could be that Oprah came home early and entered her super mansion only to walk in on Stedman and Obama making out like two sex starved teenagers!!

Michelle’s man is looking to steal Oprah’s man?! *[b]Snap[/b]* “I Do NOT Think So Sister!” So the feud begins…

bob November 23, 2009 at 5:39 am

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It’s a sad state of a country when an overrated talk show host like Orka Pigfrey can influence anything…especially a presidential election. You people are beyond stupid for allowing this. Shame on your dumb asses.

ICYNDICEY June 22, 2012 at 3:30 am

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Yep…you’re right! And here we are 3 years later and look at the state of this country. HOPE…my ass! All these dumb asses who voted for this man got exactly what they deserved. The women is pure evil!

AlaskanInfidel November 25, 2009 at 3:30 pm

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If looks could kill, they’d both be dead.

ICYNDICEY June 22, 2012 at 3:25 am

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Two black dykes fighting. What a surprise! Just get over it you silly native women. Get Queen Latifah and have a threesome already!

KimmyQueen June 22, 2012 at 5:35 am

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Interesting. A racist was looking up stories on Michelle (and/or Oprah) in order to hate on her and/or masturbate and found this old ass story. Fantastic.

Nomobama July 16, 2012 at 10:14 am

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The most glamorous ever? Whoever said that has no true fashion sense at all. $700 tennis shoes do not make one glamorous!!!

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