Man, I have to get that guy laid. All that alone time is not good for his outlook on life.

Have a wonderful day? Woman are you crazy? How can I have a wonderful day? Not now! Have a wonderful day indeed!

You typed that closing pleasantry while you had the CAPS LOCK on! Totally ruined my day.

I knew this would happen… Barry Obama has bowed to Emperors, to Arab Kings, to Russian leaders and to random people who he thought had some part to play on the world stage. When Barry met Oprah he refused to bow! Treason!

*[b]Snap![/b]* Oh NO He Didn’t!!

The real reason is the tension between new money and old money. Oprah made her TV empire on her own. Once she got the best advice of her life to own her own brand and production- she took that advice- she became super rich from her successful show. She is a self made woman.

Michelle got very ‘rich’ when Barry got his goofy ass elected as POTUS. She treats having access to tax payer money as a sign that she should use public money to live the lifestyles of the rich and famous. She is all about ‘glamor’ after all (except in China).

When Oprah pointed out that being a thieving witch and dipping into the till of public money and abusively spending it for personal luxury is not the same as having EARNED it, Michelle the Belle got mad as hell!

Michelle resented the fact that old money Oprah would begrudge her, New Money Michelle, the new found success she had waited so long for and worked so little to get! That bitch!

After all Oprah’s fortunes might be on the wane… Yet for Barry and his wife The Belle for every hardworking and prosperous American citizen who earns great wealth- the Obamas will be there to steal some of that wealth for themselves in the name of ‘redistribution’ and Socialism. They will just get more and more for themselves. Even the mighty and profitable Oprah cannot compete with that!

The more basic explanation is that Barry is too high and mighty now. He is going on the big time late night shows like Letterman and not her silly afternoon chat show. Of course he should really be working at running the country and not making time to do a song and dance on late night TV, but considering how well he is running the show the more time he spends NOT making decisions and ‘leading’ us- the better!

Oprah became self aware at long last… She had the epiphany “Holy Sh*t! I am a motherf*cking Billionaire! Obama is some psycho Socialist! This is not good! He is going to take all my legitimately earned money and piss it away. AND… I am friends with his wife!”

So friendship dissolved.

Oprah will be off the air on network TV in 2011. Too bad for all those housewives who have no social circle/ no social life and no hobbies or projects and who are not physically attractive enough to score an extramarital affair with a hot stud. What the hell will those poor housewives who watch her religiously now do with their time on the weekday afternoons? Oh well… there is always alcohol.

PS: Leave the kids out of it until they are 18. Once they are adults they are fair targets (if they do something to merit it). Until then Barry and Michelle are open for a trashing but not their children.

I will say that another reason for the Oprah and Michelle fallout could be that Oprah came home early and entered her super mansion only to walk in on Stedman and Obama making out like two sex starved teenagers!!

Michelle’s man is looking to steal Oprah’s man?! *[b]Snap[/b]* “I Do NOT Think So Sister!” So the feud begins…