Beyonce, Michelle Obama, Wonder Woman. Separated at birth?
This started off as two completely different stories, but a third story popped up during our research that magically tied all three stories together into one mega-blockbuster piece of investigative reportage.
Story Number One: Beyonce claims that Michelle Obama approached her during an inauguration celebration just to say that the singer was a role model for her little girls.
Story Number Two: A story in the Huffington Post compares Michelle Obama to Wonder Woman.
Neither of those stories seemed strong enough to merit our attention. Goofy enough, to be sure, but not strong. But then, we ran into Story Number Three. It was kismet, fate, truth stranger than fiction.
Story Number Three: The LA Times reported on November 7, 2008 (just two days after the presidential election) that Beyonce desperately wanted to land the role of Wonder Woman in an upcoming film.
Do you see where this is going? Michelle Obama calls Beyonce a role model. Michelle Obama is like Wonder Woman. Beyonce wants to be Wonder Woman. This inextricable linkage cannot be mere coincidence. We contend that they are one and the same woman.
Just look at the evidence: All three dominate weak men. All three specialize in sleeveless costumes. And all three are black.
What’s that? You thought Wonder Woman was white? Au contraire, mon frere. Check out the junk in that trunk.
Source: The Sun, Huffington Post, Los Angeles Times
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Wonder Woman??…..more like SuperSkank if you ask me.
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add this site from myspace: beyoncehatersclubpage, 17 members already.
Robbins that comment was funny
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