C’mon, now, surely this ensemble will convince even the most ardent Michelle Obama worshippers that Michelle Obama is not America’s First Lady of Fashion.
She showed dressed like your grandmother at Arlington National Cemetery on Veterans Day.
OK, maybe your grandmother never wore disco boots and maybe she wasn’t built like an NFL linebacker, but if she had and if she was, she would have looked something like this.
And one more thing: enough with the ammobelt, Michelle. Nobody’s looked good wearing one since Pancho Villa.
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She needs to contact the RNC to buy her clothes. They did a great job for Sarah! Of course, Sarah is pretty, slim, stylish, (even when moose hunting, or pulling in the net full of fish.)
Only if your blind.
Maybe the ammo belt and combat boots are for keeping the masses in line?
She’s no Jackie O.
Okay the ensembele was not right however insulting her by saying she is builit like a linebacker is disgusting. Shame on you.
Okay, shes not built like a linebacker, but lets just say Janet Reno called…she wants her muumuu back
I bet the whole blue deal was a last minute replacement for the black leather, skin tight, body suit ala Diana Rigg in the Avengers. At least the boots and the belt seem to have been heading that way. Once she put on the rest of the original outfit, she might have noticed that the back side was a bit on the wide side and nixed the whole thing. I can just see her rummaging through the closet looking for a way to salvage something from the debacle. You know, her mom lives at the big house and helps out with the rug rats, maybe Mrs. Dear Leader was in the wrong dressing room when it all went horribly wrong.
Isn’t a belt supposed to go around your waist?
Who shot the couch?
Couch? I thought it was sewn from genuine bath towel circa 1975.
I thought the Wilma Flintstone dress at the inauguration dance was bad but this is far worse.
Her dresses look better than the ones George Bush wears. Oh, you’re only talking about first ladies.