Michelle Obama, the Most Fashionable First Lady Ever

by editor on November 13, 2009

michelle-obama C’mon, now, surely this ensemble will convince even the most ardent Michelle Obama worshippers that Michelle Obama is not America’s First Lady of Fashion.

She showed dressed like your grandmother at Arlington National Cemetery on Veterans Day.

OK, maybe your grandmother never wore disco boots and maybe she wasn’t built like an NFL linebacker, but if she had and if she was, she would have looked something like this.

And one more thing: enough with the ammobelt, Michelle. Nobody’s looked good wearing one since Pancho Villa.

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Linda November 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm

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She needs to contact the RNC to buy her clothes. They did a great job for Sarah! Of course, Sarah is pretty, slim, stylish, (even when moose hunting, or pulling in the net full of fish.)

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mike R November 13, 2009 at 4:09 pm

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Only if your blind.

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Mia November 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm

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Maybe the ammo belt and combat boots are for keeping the masses in line?

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Ray November 13, 2009 at 5:20 pm

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She’s no Jackie O.

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KimmyQueen November 13, 2009 at 6:20 pm

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Okay the ensembele was not right however insulting her by saying she is builit like a linebacker is disgusting. Shame on you.

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doug November 13, 2009 at 7:46 pm

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Okay, shes not built like a linebacker, but lets just say Janet Reno called…she wants her muumuu back

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Dee Mac November 13, 2009 at 10:20 pm

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I bet the whole blue deal was a last minute replacement for the black leather, skin tight, body suit ala Diana Rigg in the Avengers. At least the boots and the belt seem to have been heading that way. Once she put on the rest of the original outfit, she might have noticed that the back side was a bit on the wide side and nixed the whole thing. I can just see her rummaging through the closet looking for a way to salvage something from the debacle. You know, her mom lives at the big house and helps out with the rug rats, maybe Mrs. Dear Leader was in the wrong dressing room when it all went horribly wrong.

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Pittsburgh Z November 14, 2009 at 5:44 am

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Isn’t a belt supposed to go around your waist?

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Big Al November 14, 2009 at 8:37 am

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Who shot the couch?

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doug November 14, 2009 at 9:51 am

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Couch? I thought it was sewn from genuine bath towel circa 1975.

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Teri Davis Newman November 14, 2009 at 2:50 pm

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I thought the Wilma Flintstone dress at the inauguration dance was bad but this is far worse.

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Jon November 14, 2009 at 8:51 pm

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Her dresses look better than the ones George Bush wears. Oh, you’re only talking about first ladies.

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tracy April 9, 2010 at 7:22 pm

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Did you see the look on obamas face when she was over in france , and the french first lady, took the air out of mchelles sails and big head . That was a poloriod moment !

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TeriDavisNewman April 9, 2010 at 7:29 pm

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Tracy–email me directly–I’ve got the photo of MO giving Carla Bruni that look of sheer hatred. It’s the most telling photo of MO’s true character EVER!!

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TeriDavisNewman November 30, 2010 at 11:38 am

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Who shot the couch?

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