Michelle Obama is not only Most Fascinating Person of the Year, she's the freakin' Amazon of the Year
Stop the freakin’ presses! The Most Glamorous First Lady In History has been named Most Fascinating Person of the year by Barbara Walters.
Truth be known, if the name of the show wasn’t Most Fascinating Person of the Year, Walters undoubtedly would have named Michelle Obama the most Fascinating Person of the Decade, Century and All Known History, too.
To our astonishment damned if Michelle didn’t wear a sleeveless dress for the interview. When asked about her arms the classy Michelle refused to comment other than saying that she worked them out of “revenge” against her husband.
“I’m married to a man that has worked out all of his life and regardless of how busy he is he finds the time to work out,” she told Walters. “There was a point at which I got a little resentful of that.”
Michelle Obama resentful? Say it ain’t so. Why we would sooner believe that Barbara Walters was objective.
Source: Huffington Post
- Written by Patrick Michael
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I watched the Walters special to see Beck. I loved that Beck zinged her with the “if I were a tree” question since she had admitted that was her most embarassing question that she had ever asked.
I believe that Walters wrote in her book about sleeping with her boss. She must have been really good (sorry I just shivered) to keep this job.
What fine journalism to spend 5 minutes discussing the first lady’s flabby arms. I was waiting for Kanye West to interupt and say that Beyonce has the best arms of all time.
Greg, your comment is actually much funnier than the article and I would appreciate it if you would knock that off! Or send in some samples, the pay sucks, the hours are horrendous but the ability to work from home in your Green Lantern PJ’s – priceless!!
I’d love to.
Fascinating interview during which she told Ba Ba Wa Wa that for the first time in her life she could be proud of Norway.
I didn’t watch the show, none of the names known interest me at all. To may much surprise I was turning my tv and caught the end of the show as Ms. Walters announced her fascinating person of 2009. Barbara made a great choice!!!!!!!
*wonders if Annie is being facetious*
The sun will come out tomorrow,
betcha bottom dollar bout tomorrow…
I actually think that Annie tuned in and saw Glenn Beck and that is who she is talking about.
Greg, KimmyQueen…..Annie said just what she meant to say.
Like it or not, I don’t give a blank. Exuse my language.
You dont have to give a blank if you dont want to.
It is EXTREMELY odd as Greg so correctly said that it is very weird for someone who visits I hate the media to fawn over Michelle… I was taking a gander that perhaps you may be doing it as a joke, but there is always the case where someone like that does come into shores like these so no biggie.
I cannot speak for KimmyQueen, but I figured that you meant what you said. It is just surprising to see someone fawning over Baba Wawa’s interview on a web site called “I Hate the Media”
The term fascinating can mean many things to different people.
The drunk at the end of the bar who starts to lecture on what is the nature of man. You have to stop your buddy from telling the man to STFU because you want to hear more.
An insect with part of its body broken or ripped off, yet it is still alive. You want to see it twitch and can’t look away.
The NY Times and its brand of truth. You keep reading since it is like having a whole newspaper that serve as the ‘funny pages ‘and not just a small section of comics on two pages like other, lesser, papers.
An old, annoying woman who tries to cast herself as a taste maker by raking who is fascinating and who is the most fascinating. I am still waiting for Walters to rank the top FPS video games of 2009 and then tell me what was the best Euro Dance Techno music to come out in the last six months (not really in the past half year but still great! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg). Maybe then Babs can make another desperate stab at seeming relevant while talking about something she knows not a damn thing about.
Also fascinating is a woman who spends public money like she earned it (she did not) to keep up her image of ‘glamor’ and sleeps with a man who needs a teleprompter to cue him to wipe his own ass and will who bow to anything and anyone on the international scene with no second thought to his dignity nor the status of his own Nation whom he should be representing. No mention of Larry Sinclair in 09 for the most interesting person. What a shame! The man who gives BJs and coke to the POTUS is the most fascinating in my book!
I side with the Chinese when it comes to assessing Michelle’s popularity and her allure of fascination. That sums it up.
Are these shows the Barbra Walters’ Special? Or more like Barbara Walters: Special.
Bus driver:”That Barbara sure is ’special” ‘”Miss Walters! We are here to drive you… Get on the Short Bus, lady!” “Don’t forget your hockey helmet this time!” “She is a ’special’ one indeed”
Side note: Its not Michelle the Belle yet it is more objectively fascinating. You can play Policenauts in English at long last!!
Got to http://policenauts.net/ and check it out! This is something that even the great and fascinating Michelle Obama with all her time being spent on mouth breathing and staying ‘glamorous’ with your tax dollars does not even know of! And that woman dares to accept the title of ‘fascinating’… For shame woman! That is as bad as when Barry accepts the title of ‘competent’ to describe his leadership capability. Go now and play this great game!
I for one am glad I do not rank as fascinating. If I did I might really have to spend time talking to Walters. Live (somewhat- she is old and there is some debate) face to face with her (gross!) and in the flesh (that saggy, nasty old flesh!) for an interview? A toast to the merits of not being fascinating enough to have to suffer that hell on earth fate!