Michelle Obama: ‘This President Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and Into the Light’ Hallaluja! We have to ask when are they going to start selling plastic Jesus-Obamas for your dashboard?

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KW Willy April 17, 2012 at 6:35 pm

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She MUST know better than that…

Navyvet April 17, 2012 at 6:43 pm

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Keep talking Michelle. The really stupid flukes actually believe you.

danybhoy April 17, 2012 at 7:26 pm

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I hope she keeps talking. She wears very thin, very quickly. The more you see of her, the more unlikable she gets. She still gets a free pass from most of the MSM, so she is still OK there. But the more she says, the more likey she is to get into trouble.

Notsosilent April 17, 2012 at 8:07 pm

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Right after she said that she moved her ample ass to the left to let sunshine hit the group she was speaking to.

Paden April 17, 2012 at 9:28 pm

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The minister of propaganda speaks-

Ruben April 17, 2012 at 11:23 pm

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I guess it’s only alright when the left’s church is the state.

Missile Command April 18, 2012 at 1:50 am

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What drivel. It’s time for Moo to take another vacation. Been over a month since the last one.

andre April 18, 2012 at 3:38 am

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Michelle -

light and dark are not the problem. I know where the light switch is.

Forget the dark and light. Stop effing up the economy.

2Grumpy April 18, 2012 at 3:42 am

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He brought us into the light all right…It’s all those flames from the he’s sent us into Hell that are lighting things up.

Joe Redfield April 18, 2012 at 7:32 am

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No, it’s the light from those crumby CFL bulbs which Dr. Gore prescribed as the cure for what ails Auntie Gaia.

KimmyQueen April 18, 2012 at 5:10 am

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Uhm…. uh… uhm… No Michelle he did not do that… no he did not. It looks pretty dark where I am at actually.

sa_rose April 18, 2012 at 7:53 pm

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Are you making that perfectly clear Kimmie?

Trickie April 18, 2012 at 5:45 am

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If a white had said that

Dan Hawks April 18, 2012 at 7:19 am

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She has obviously moved on from healthy salads – hey! I want a full bowl of whatever it is Mooch is smokin! ;-)

Sunny April 18, 2012 at 8:15 am

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No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.
2 Corinthians 11:14 NASB

sa_rose April 18, 2012 at 7:54 pm

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Oh S N A P !!!

PsychoDad April 18, 2012 at 8:17 am

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Or it might have been a Wizard of Oz reference:

“You’re out of the woods, You’re out of the dark, You’re out of the night. Step into the sun, Step into the light.”

More appropriate too.

“Pay no attention to that man behind the ugly curtains in the Oval Office!”

EXFED4 April 18, 2012 at 9:02 am

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Could she be speaking from the perspective of a cock roach?

sa_rose April 18, 2012 at 7:55 pm

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No. I am NOT going there! I’m NOT!!!!!

flashingscotsman April 18, 2012 at 9:05 pm

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Come on Rose! Go there!

sa_rose April 19, 2012 at 7:32 pm

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NOPE!!! I am sinner enough to think it, but Christian woman enough not to say it. But I think you all went there too!

flashingscotsman April 20, 2012 at 10:28 am

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Of course.

MGAP April 18, 2012 at 9:54 am

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Clearly the definitions of ‘light and dark’ are unclear to our dickboy’s spouse. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/355yae/

Progressive Hemrrhoid April 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm

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I think the Wookie was talking about all the cockroaches that inhabit “Dear Leader’s” administration. Now that the lights are coming on, they are beginning to scatter.

KimmyQueen April 18, 2012 at 6:03 pm

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I read something today and I laughed and I had to wonder if G-d shares my sense of humor as I read this story today and then hours later I read this other thing and I was just like wow…

I wonder if Michelle has read 1 Peter 2:9 lately and somehow got caught up with that in her mind when she said this thing…

don’t know but I couldn’t help but laugh and just like wow obviously something is happening that is in some way sinister but for a person like myself I find funny as I cannot take this drivel from Michelle seriously. Look the verse up, I just laughed when I read it today.

BARBBF April 20, 2012 at 5:37 pm

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BARF BAG TIME…….