Michelle Obama: ‘This President Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and Into the Light’ Hallaluja! We have to ask when are they going to start selling plastic Jesus-Obamas for your dashboard?
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She MUST know better than that…
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Keep talking Michelle. The really stupid flukes actually believe you.
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I hope she keeps talking. She wears very thin, very quickly. The more you see of her, the more unlikable she gets. She still gets a free pass from most of the MSM, so she is still OK there. But the more she says, the more likey she is to get into trouble.
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Right after she said that she moved her ample ass to the left to let sunshine hit the group she was speaking to.
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The minister of propaganda speaks-
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I guess it’s only alright when the left’s church is the state.
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What drivel. It’s time for Moo to take another vacation. Been over a month since the last one.
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Michelle -
light and dark are not the problem. I know where the light switch is.
Forget the dark and light. Stop effing up the economy.
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He brought us into the light all right…It’s all those flames from the he’s sent us into Hell that are lighting things up.
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No, it’s the light from those crumby CFL bulbs which Dr. Gore prescribed as the cure for what ails Auntie Gaia.
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Uhm…. uh… uhm… No Michelle he did not do that… no he did not. It looks pretty dark where I am at actually.
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Are you making that perfectly clear Kimmie?
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If a white had said that
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She has obviously moved on from healthy salads – hey! I want a full bowl of whatever it is Mooch is smokin!
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No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.
2 Corinthians 11:14 NASB
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Oh S N A P !!!
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Or it might have been a Wizard of Oz reference:
“You’re out of the woods, You’re out of the dark, You’re out of the night. Step into the sun, Step into the light.”
More appropriate too.
“Pay no attention to that man behind the ugly curtains in the Oval Office!”
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Could she be speaking from the perspective of a cock roach?
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No. I am NOT going there! I’m NOT!!!!!
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Come on Rose! Go there!
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NOPE!!! I am sinner enough to think it, but Christian woman enough not to say it. But I think you all went there too!
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Of course.
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Clearly the definitions of ‘light and dark’ are unclear to our dickboy’s spouse. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/355yae/
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I think the Wookie was talking about all the cockroaches that inhabit “Dear Leader’s” administration. Now that the lights are coming on, they are beginning to scatter.
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I read something today and I laughed and I had to wonder if G-d shares my sense of humor as I read this story today and then hours later I read this other thing and I was just like wow…
I wonder if Michelle has read 1 Peter 2:9 lately and somehow got caught up with that in her mind when she said this thing…
don’t know but I couldn’t help but laugh and just like wow obviously something is happening that is in some way sinister but for a person like myself I find funny as I cannot take this drivel from Michelle seriously. Look the verse up, I just laughed when I read it today.
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BARF BAG TIME…….
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