Michelle Obama to star in comic book. Seriously.

March 16, 2009, 5:51 pm · 4 comments

Michelle Obama comic book

Michelle Obama fights for truth, justice and the socialist way.

File this in the Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction category. Last week we did a story about the odd intersection of Michelle Obama and Wonder Woman. This week the First Lady is getting her own comic book.

The Obama comic is due to hits the stands in April. It will follow her path from her childhood in South Side Chicago to her days at Princeton to her current lofty status as Mrs. Most Powerful Man in the World.

“I feel like the guy who invented the Furby,” publisher Darren Davis noted. “The reaction has been insane.”



We’ve read a lot of comics in our time and we’d like to offer Davis some free advice:

If you really want to make this thing work, give Michelle a super sidekick. Maybe his name could be Socialist Boy and his super power could be the ability to print and spend unlimited amounts of money. Michelle and Socialist Boy can join forces to battle their arch enemy, Free Market Man.

That would be gold. Pure comic book gold.

Source: Chicago Tribune

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"T" March 16, 2009, 6:45 pm at 6:45 pm

You have got to be kidding me! If this is true than anyone out their with a vagina should be humiliated by this comic book story. Why don’t you publish her “Thesis” that has never been exposed.
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Z March 16, 2009, 10:46 pm at 10:46 pm

I’m glad they’ve got her sleeveless; it would be a shame to waist those arms, huh? GeeeZ

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DeeMac March 17, 2009, 5:38 am at 5:38 am

This is the truth, our female bull terrier has a black face and championship caliber underbite. The two really do look alike, but I think our baby is cuter. She could be SheOne’s ever faithful doggie who helps in her meteoric rise from the middle class to no-class. She is particularly nosey and wants in everyone’s business (like Madam of the toned upper arm) so she can even take the blame for mis-steps along the way. I think I need to send the publisher a picture. better run along.

(hehehehe truth, justice and the socialist way….)

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Robbins Mitchell March 17, 2009, 6:02 am at 6:02 am

Well,if she wants to be a ’superhero(ine)’ she needs to do something about that ****** ***** ass….she has way too much junk in the trunk

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