Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney. What a travesty. No doubt there isn’t anyone in Washington, DC with any balls who will do anything about this.
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LOL, you do know that Duffleblog.com is the equivalent of theonion.com for our military folks, right? It’s one of my favorite daily visits on the interwebz for a good laugh.
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Thank you. I figured it was a parody site when I saw an article about how “Stars Earn Stripes” was being canceled after the entire cast was killed in action.
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Well, at least the part about no one in Washington, DC having any balls is true.
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And we all know damn well “Dear leader” and his goons are none too popular with the military. They would have tried something like that if they thought they could get away with it.
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Well so far for certain we have a convenient plane crash and soldier’s given ballots that were removed as they were supposedly incorrect. Lord knows what else went on.
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Yah guys, severely punk’d. My fave:
“Navy Submarine Avoids Tragedy, Whale Rape Off Virginia Coast”
“Having an unknown contact appear off the stern can be a frightening scenario for many submariners….”
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That’s why the Navy removed the submarines from Mare Island by SF. Too many were getting raped by gay whales hiding under the San Rafael Bridge.
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omg you gotta read this one. Im at work, almost had to leave the rooom.
http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/10/marines-to-begin-crashing-ospreys-on-okinawa/
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No – my favorite is the new CO of the sub Nathaniel Bedford Forrest being a black CO –
“Submarines are critical to winning the wars of today and tomorrow, allowing us to ‘git there the firstest with the mostest’, as General Forrest liked to say.”
“And, like General Forrest also liked to say, ‘Don’t throw a rope over a tree until … you … can … hang … a — ALL RIGHT, THAT FUCKING DOES IT! EVERYBODY ON THE BOAT!”
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I did have to leave the room for that one…..precious black cargo…..
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