Introducing Miss Muslim Moral Beauty 2010: She has lovely eyes and a great personality

by editor on August 26, 2010

Welcome to the friggin’ Middle Ages, my friends. Here’s the new Miss Muslim Moral Beauty 2010.

Miss Congeniality was the contestant who didn’t blow up her competitors.

H/T: Andrew Bolt

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JJJRO August 26, 2010 at 9:17 am

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I love the prize for the winner – a brown bag of weeds and a crown, which if worn, would result in their death by stoning.

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Necron_99 August 26, 2010 at 9:22 am

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Now there’s a beauty pageant even Retched Madcow could win!

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Pierce August 26, 2010 at 10:47 am

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I’m surprised they don’t make her wear sunglasses.

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Elrond Hubbard August 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm

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The female contestants hands were disgracefully exposed! It is an offense to Muslim morality! 90 lashes for everyone involved!

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Bruce August 26, 2010 at 1:34 pm

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I’d hit it!

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michael August 26, 2010 at 2:15 pm

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and this type of mentality is what 66% of the politicians want in their support for the mosque at ground zero, or could we be talking of kick backs? all those women, girls, guys in drag (who would know) should all be punished for appearing on a video, shame!

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Necron_99 August 26, 2010 at 3:50 pm

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Whats really sexy about all this is underneath all those robes she’s naked!!!

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JJJRO August 26, 2010 at 4:31 pm

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You’re all PERVS I tell ya! PERVS!

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flashingscotsman February 7, 2012 at 11:59 am

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Thanks for noticing.

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Philanthropist August 26, 2010 at 5:55 pm

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Whores.

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JPT August 26, 2010 at 6:57 pm

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My vote? Rima Fakih AKA Ms muslim pole dancer hottie going down on this robed muslim morality chick FTW. You know you’d download that torrent in a flash!http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/17/rima-fakih-stripper-photo_n_579381.html
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http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/05/17/2010-05-17_miss_usa_rima_fakih_pole_dancing_photos_of_pageant_winner_may_strip_her_of_her_c.html

See muslim women can be… just the same as girls all over the world in conduct and sexual expression. It is that whole crazy religious zeal and oppressive fanaticism aspect which gets to be a problem.I wonder what the islamic version of Larry Flynt’s Hustler looks like? I’d guess shaving bare is not the norm for the models…

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Joel August 26, 2010 at 8:24 pm

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What??!?! You were looking at her eyes in a sexual way. I keeeeeellll uuuuuu! You corrupt, pornographic, western sick man!

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thatguy August 26, 2010 at 9:23 pm

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How did Michigan become little Mecca anyway?

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rol1967 August 26, 2010 at 9:50 pm

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External qualities? Focus on skin care? WTF. You mean the 2 inch by 6 inch exposed skin area between the eyes. Everything is covered up. I am not even sure they have skin.

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Wright August 27, 2010 at 7:41 am

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Did she say that she was for World Peace?

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KimmyQueen August 27, 2010 at 3:25 pm

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uhm skin care?! how can you tell if she has the best skin? okay I am all for being moral, moral works for me a great deal and I do believe in inner beauty all the day long, but ah…. THAT lifestyle is not for me. Not at all.

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perlcat December 29, 2010 at 6:11 am

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Beard. Check.
Cross-eyed. Check.
Wearing hefty garbage bag. Check.

Yup, we have a winnah in the Miss Muslim Moral Beauty contest!

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flashingscotsman February 7, 2012 at 4:52 pm

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I’m still searching for the pictures from the bathing suit competition.

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Afy January 31, 2011 at 8:01 am

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perlcat January 31, 2011 at 12:37 pm

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Let me spell stuff out for you, since you are unable to grasp the irony of it all, and seek to turn it into a racial issue.

“MODESTY”? WTF? You cannot be more immodest than to engage in a contest to compare body parts. It doesn’t matter if it is a penis length contest, a hair color contest, a boob size contest, a hairiest armpit contest. Whatever.

They do not deserve a free pass on this. It is like comparing who knows the most bible verses about modesty and being demure. Stand up and expose self as a hypocrite, get ridiculed. It has nothing to do with race. It has everything to do with having had to swallow just one word too much of doublespeak, and being told that if you’re critical of it, you’re racist, which only increases the doublespeak on the subject.

As to being racist, my particular ethnic group hasn’t developed a reputation for blowing up airliners and cutting the heads off of truck drivers on satellite television. Apparently, they have self-defined themselves as a race that has those things as a priority, and apparently, those behavioral quirks are not sufficient to justify any negativity on your part.

Me, I don’t care who a person is — if .0001% of all the gingers in the world, identifying themselves as such, decide they like blowing up grade schools, and the other 99.9999% are largely silent on the subject, then you’re damn right I’ll have a problem with gingers. If, on the other hand, most gingers openly repudiate the .0001%, then I can see it as an aberration not related to the condition of hair color. Race isn’t always defined internally, but here it is, and it is just as ugly as any other form of racism.

It is not up to me to defend world+dog in the muslim world if they don’t seek to defend *themselves* from the animals in their midst claiming to be part and parcel of their identity. If you seek to take on their defense, bear in mind that they want nothing to do with you as a human being — and so in their eyes, you’re nothing but a dupe, rather than a person who sees their ‘humanity’ in spite of all the inhuman acts they commit in the furtherance of their religion.

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whiskeyriver February 1, 2011 at 9:26 am

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You may have a point. When I see some 200 pound, 50 year old woman wearing tight hiphuggers like the kids wear today, I think a little modesty would keep me from gagging. I’m sure they think they look great with their belly hanging out over their waistband and their big old ass wobbling like two tubs of jello, but not me. Since I am a nice guy, I would hate to hurt their tender little egos, I don’t say anything. I do my retching after they are out of sight.

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perlcat February 1, 2011 at 9:47 am

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Saw some gal like that in the wal-mart — she looked just like the michelin man.

I don’t think it was modesty she needed — she needed a freaking mirror and a sense of shame equal to the disgust felt by everyone who had to see it.

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whiskeyriver February 1, 2011 at 11:02 am

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And what about those gals that have a set of cow udders under their tshirt and don’t wear a bra! That may have worked 30 years ago when they were young and firm but not now!

I don’t know what has gotten into people these days. They wear pajamas when they go out in public, men and women. Women sleep with whoever, whenever, and expect us to pay for more foodstamps so they can continue living “in a manner” they have become acustomed to. They cannot find a “good man”, because a decent man would not have anything to do with them, so they settle for whatever comes along to help her spend that government check. And make more babies to get a “raise” in “pay”. And all because of liberal politics and do-gooders that think nobody should be responsible for their actions.

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flashingscotsman February 7, 2012 at 5:10 pm

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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/51207

Yes, there’s worse examples there, but I don’t feel like thumbing through the pages looking for them.

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KimmyQueen February 1, 2011 at 9:20 pm

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LOL that was funny.

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alien February 1, 2011 at 12:19 pm

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Easily one of the dumbest aspects of muslim culture.. How can they compete if they keep half their populations (in places) caged in these shrouds. Relative liberation and secularization of the west enabled it to rise above and beyond the most powerful muslim cultures, and this is why so many of them hate and envy us.

That being said, i have known some very lovely persian and arab girls.. like holy hell hot. A shame

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flashingscotsman February 7, 2012 at 5:17 pm

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I know PLENTY of absolutely beautiful middle eastern ladies. I live in an area that has a large Iraqi population, and socialize with them a lot as a belly dance photographer. Of course, the Iraqis that I know are Christian, not Muslim. I have no respect at all for any religion that controls their women this way.

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perlcat February 1, 2011 at 1:21 pm

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Agreed, especially about the hotness.

Sadly, asking one of them to consort with a non-muslim is asking too much of her and her family. If anyone ever wishes to do so, either take their culture/religion into consideration, or prepare to place her in danger and be disappointed.

For a much better explanation than I can give:
http://www.phyllis-chesler.com/

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Isabelle February 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm

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KimmyQueen February 7, 2012 at 11:32 am

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So… who was Ms. Muslim Moral Beauty 2011 and 2012? We are not keeping up with the moral beauties of the Muslim world y’all… I sooooooo desperately need a Moral Muslim lady to be my model for life and all.

We all (men and women) should be modest and not gross and nasty but wearing tablecloths is not for me either. There is a middle ground and moderation and respect of self (and others) is key.

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