New NYPD Team Will Hunt Down Lost iPhones With Apple’s Help. We smell Nanny Bloomberg’s hand in this. Stolen iPhones are MUCH more important than real crimes like rape, assault and murder. We await further announcements about new NYPD teams to investigate Big Gulps and trans fat fried food.

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matthew s harrison February 22, 2013 at 6:14 pm

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Its great that the State’s preferred tracking device for the masses garners a whole “major crimes” unit inside the NYPD, while the security on the subway is so lax that a person every week is pushed in front of a train to their death. All this while nanny Bloomberg has decided to take sugar, salt, big-gulps, and now styrafoam out of the hands of the unwashed masses in the burrows.
I am so glad I don’t live in that clusterfuck of a “city”…..Escape From New York!

CO2Insanity February 22, 2013 at 6:18 pm

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I avoid NYC. Almost every time I’ve gone back there I fly into White Plains. Even Newark is better in my book. I can rent a car and at least get out of Dodge in a hurry. I’ve never been there and frankly could care less if I ever do go there.

PsychoDad February 22, 2013 at 7:54 pm

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It’s the oldest cliche in the book, but it really is an amazing place to visit. No, I wouldn’t want to live there! Not now, anyway. But when Grand Central — just one of the train stations! — is all by itself a tourist attraction that you could spend half the day in, shopping and eating more different kinds of food, wow.

And tell me what street
Compares to Mott Street
In July . . .

Plainsman February 23, 2013 at 5:14 am

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Come the 1st of March I will have lived in NYC for 15 years. Quite an accomplishment for a simple kid from the plains. I love the city, and I hate the city. I love the city because it is vibrant, alive, electric, fun, beautiful.. oh, and the food? well… it’s spectacular! I hate the city because of traffic, lack of available parking, rude & lawless taxi drivers, the noise, the garbage, and of course the worst part is all the elitist liberals that live here. Being a conservative Christian in NYC… it’s like the new gay. Why am I here? I have a great job and I found the love of my life here, who has been here all her life, and will never leave.

As for the iPhone team? I’m sure the Law & Order folks are already writing some “ripped from the headlines” episodes! The casting would be interesting… they’d have to find some real nerds.

poppajoe49 February 23, 2013 at 6:24 am

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Have you eaten at Carmine’s?
It’s over near the theater district. Family style Italian at it’s best!

Plainsman February 23, 2013 at 1:19 pm

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Yes, and toni di napoli is also very good… same kind of family style Italian cuisine. I would also recommend a little Italian place on the upper east side near 72nd and 1st called Ninos. Excellent. Also Atlantic Grill on 1st in the upper 70′s. Aye! I could go on and on.

poppajoe49 February 24, 2013 at 5:30 am

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I no longer live in NJ, I’m in FL now, so a trip to NYC for Italian is a bit more of an expense than I am willing to undertake!
It used to be real easy for us since we lived a block from the NJT North Jersey Coast line in Hazlet.

poppajoe49 February 22, 2013 at 7:13 pm

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This is all an experiment. If they are successful in locating the phones, the next step will be to insert tracking devices in all firearms using Apple technology.

PsychoDad February 22, 2013 at 7:55 pm

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Keep your GPS
Off my SKS!

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 22, 2013 at 11:14 pm

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Nice to see once again Bloomtard and the Police have their priorities straight.

GhostntheMachine February 23, 2013 at 6:23 am

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Check out the link in the middle of the article for a few laughs if it’s still there. Or

“8 Dumb Criminals Caught Through Facebook”

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