Newspaper says car theft suspect turned into goat

January 26, 2009, 4:41 pm · 0 comments

YouTube Preview ImageAmerican newspapers make crap up. Outrageous crap. But they can still learn a thing or two about crap from Nigerian newspapers. One of that nation’s largest papers recently reported that police accused a goat of grand theft auto.

The Vanguard said two men in Kwara State attempted to steal a Mazda. A police spokesman said one suspect escaped, but the other turned himself into a goat just before being nabbed. Police paraded the goat before journalists and the newspaper published a picture of the beast.

The attached video has absolutely nothing to do with this story, but does feature a goat doing something you never thought you’d see a goat do. Plus a monkey doing something you never thought you’d see a monkey do.

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