North Korea claims discovery of ancient unicorn lair. “The Korean Central News Agency indicates that said unicorn lair was in Pyongyang City, 200 meters from Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill. The lair reportedly features a rock, carved with the words ‘Unicorn Lair’ in front.” Oh, joy – maybe now all the leftists will head over there. Mr. President, at last your dreams are within your reach. Bon Voyage.