North Korea claims discovery of ancient unicorn lair. “The Korean Central News Agency indicates that said unicorn lair was in Pyongyang City, 200 meters from Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill. The lair reportedly features a rock, carved with the words ‘Unicorn Lair’ in front.” Oh, joy – maybe now all the leftists will head over there. Mr. President, at last your dreams are within your reach. Bon Voyage.
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What would we do without these North Korean madcap zanies? They’ve turned the zoological world on its head!
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Kim Jong Un should immediately get a unicorn and ride around on it sitting on the horn.
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They plan to use the farts to power their nuclear missles!
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Unicorn farts are way too powerful to use as rocket fuel, the farts are compressed and used as a fusion booster for the warhead.
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That’s why people believe me when I fart and blame it on Vlad.
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Unicorns are a protected and endangered species thus a missile shield.
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Where will Unicornium go in the Table of Elements?
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Between Plutonium and Uranium.
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From the looks of Kim, the only table a unicorn would make it to is the dinner table.
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speaking of, where does one find surprise on said table?
also, what is surprise’s specific weight?
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What’s next, santy claus’ house/workshop?
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