North Korea claims discovery of ancient unicorn lair. “The Korean Central News Agency indicates that said unicorn lair was in Pyongyang City, 200 meters from Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill. The lair reportedly features a rock, carved with the words ‘Unicorn Lair’ in front.” Oh, joy – maybe now all the leftists will head over there. Mr. President, at last your dreams are within your reach. Bon Voyage.

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Ruben December 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

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What would we do without these North Korean madcap zanies? They’ve turned the zoological world on its head!

CO2Insanity December 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

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Kim Jong Un should immediately get a unicorn and ride around on it sitting on the horn.

poppajoe49 December 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm

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They plan to use the farts to power their nuclear missles!

Progressive Hemrrhoid December 2, 2012 at 6:08 am

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Unicorn farts are way too powerful to use as rocket fuel, the farts are compressed and used as a fusion booster for the warhead.

flashingscotsman December 2, 2012 at 7:38 pm

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That’s why people believe me when I fart and blame it on Vlad.

I'm With STUPID December 2, 2012 at 1:31 am

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Unicorns are a protected and endangered species thus a missile shield.

DefHarryMelon December 2, 2012 at 7:31 am

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Where will Unicornium go in the Table of Elements?

poppajoe49 December 2, 2012 at 7:36 am

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Between Plutonium and Uranium.

ooddballz December 2, 2012 at 11:37 am

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From the looks of Kim, the only table a unicorn would make it to is the dinner table.

RobertW December 25, 2012 at 5:15 pm

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speaking of, where does one find surprise on said table?
also, what is surprise’s specific weight?

RobertW December 25, 2012 at 5:13 pm

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What’s next, santy claus’ house/workshop?