Not sure how to get rid of your Christmas Tree? Inventors reveal how to turn it into a ROCKET. Is this is NASA’s new space program now that Obama has cut their funds? If so, we wonder how they’re going to get Muslim’s engaged if they’re using Christmas Trees as Atlas rocket substitutes.
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“American inventors…” love that. American ingenuity never ceases to amaze me. Why is this on a UK newspaper? :-/
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” Why is this on a UK newspaper ?”
Because some very important , smarter than you ever will be person , believes this MIGHT be an assault weapon .
As all them know , beyond rational belief , Assault weapons are evil !!!
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Do you mean this is the world’s first assault tree?
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I’ve been thinking about this. How about Christmas Tree missiles for the terrorists? Instead of ornaments hang bacon strips. If they live they’ll have to kill themselves because they touched bacon and a Christmas tree.
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Don’t waste bacon! You can use pork fat or bones and blood left over after the pig is butchered.
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Lighting the tree was never this fun at my house.
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I like it !!!
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It’s a Wernher von Braun flight christmas
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They should have launched it upside down for better aerodynamics. A couple of more motors and we could have the capability of a inter-continental Christmas Tree strike on Iran.
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North Korea is going to be pissed that their missile technology has been stolen.
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And improved on.
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