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Novak Djokovic buys entire world supply of donkey cheese. The number one tennis player now has a monopoly on coagulated equine mammary fluid – at $576/pound – which he plans to feature in his “soon-to-open chain of restaurants.” Rumor has it there’s nothing better than ass cheese omelet with a cup of elephant poop coffee.

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Trickie December 10, 2012 at 3:27 pm

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And a burro churro for dessert

Progressive Hemrrhoid December 10, 2012 at 3:29 pm

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Gives yet another definition to the term “Getting a piece of ass”

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 3:47 pm

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analassis gold.

poppajoe49 December 11, 2012 at 6:25 am

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LOL, I see what you did there.

CO2Insanity December 10, 2012 at 3:47 pm

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I hope that’s a female donkey he’s milking…

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 4:02 pm

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all this co2′s driving dronging driven u insane in de brain.

(edit)
THE DONKEY
G.K. Chesterton

When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born;

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

not much for idolizing angels, but the story remains. I believe it occurred just as it is recorded.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gustav_Jaeger_Bileam_Engel.jpg

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 4:34 pm

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A Man and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?”

So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: “See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides.”
So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn’t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: “Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along.”

Well, the Man didn’t know what to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them. The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor donkey of yoursu and your hulking son?”

The Man and Boy got off and tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut down a pole, tied the donkey’s feet to it, and raised the pole and the donkey to their shoulders. They went along amid the laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey, getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet being tied together he was drowned.
That will teach you,” said an old man who had followed them:

“Please all, and you will please none.”

Aesop

JPTravis December 10, 2012 at 6:39 pm

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Didn’t the donkey drown because the scorpion stung him?

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 6:42 pm

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that was a frog, i think. or friar tuck?

JPTravis December 10, 2012 at 4:12 pm

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If it was a male donkey, they would call it jack cheese.

sifi December 11, 2012 at 5:54 am

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If they fed it Jalapenos it would be pepper jack cheese.

Joe Redfield December 10, 2012 at 5:18 pm

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He can have it.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 5:44 pm

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let’s strike back w/vennison, buffalo, otter, beaver cheeses. :)

JPTravis December 10, 2012 at 6:40 pm

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You are a cheese warmonger.

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 6:45 pm

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*ahem* (superciliously) One prefers the term entrepreneur.

lol i spelled entrepreneur correctly the first time, lol how bout that?

poppajoe49 December 11, 2012 at 6:27 am

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I’ll stick with plain old boring cow cheese.

flashingscotsman December 11, 2012 at 9:37 am

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Give me goat cheese, or give me dea,….ok, maybe that’s a little out there. I’d eat donkey cheese. But I don’t understand why it costs so much. Donkeys aren’t rare, or difficult to raise.

JPTravis December 11, 2012 at 10:36 am

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“But I don’t understand why it costs so much. Donkeys aren’t rare, or difficult to raise.”

But trying to milk one is just burro-ing trouble.

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 11:54 am

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i give you an 8
but the ass a 9

RobertW December 10, 2012 at 8:44 pm

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oh, where’s drb?
he he he

pink Floyd December 11, 2012 at 6:06 am

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Where’s John?!?!? I figured he’d be the first to whine about how corporate greed was abusing the donkeys for profit or maybe that Ron Paul could audit the donkey cheese reserve.

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 6:38 am

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don’t you worry never fear
jccrowley will soon be here.

pink Floyd December 11, 2012 at 7:30 am

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Until then I’ll do it for him…If you had voted for Ron Paul these atrocities would not be happening!!!

ASS CHEESE BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE!!!

flashingscotsman December 11, 2012 at 9:43 am

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You had to go there, didn’t you?

pink Floyd December 11, 2012 at 9:52 am

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Floyd, Daring to go where no man has gone before.

drb December 11, 2012 at 10:09 am

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I’m right here darlin’

JPTravis December 11, 2012 at 7:54 am

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Breast milk shortage in California and donkey cheese monopoly in Serbia at the same time? Coincidence?

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/12/10/shortage-of-breast-milk-leads-to-unique-donation-drive-in-sacramento/

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 8:43 am

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udderly outrageous.

JPTravis December 11, 2012 at 9:12 am

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I’m just trying to stay abreast of the news.

flashingscotsman December 11, 2012 at 9:46 am

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I’ll be in Sacramento Friday. I’ll check out the breast situation and report back.

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 9:47 am

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Hooter ya reckon will gain the most from this industry?

JPTravis December 11, 2012 at 10:32 am

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The boobs and gland-handers.

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 11:34 am

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speaking of over the shoulder boulder HOLDER…
smeg

flashingscotsman December 11, 2012 at 2:45 pm

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Ha! The girl I’m going to Sacramento to do a shoot with just happens to be a triple “D” kind of model.

JPTravis December 11, 2012 at 3:50 pm

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She has three of them?

RobertW December 12, 2012 at 6:22 am

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hand mouth hand

flashingscotsman December 12, 2012 at 10:11 am

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I’ll check.

sa_rose December 11, 2012 at 10:05 am

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drb? Where are you? HEEEEELLLLP!!!!!!!

JPTravis December 11, 2012 at 10:08 am

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She’s cutting the cheese.

drb December 11, 2012 at 10:09 am

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Excuse me. LOL

What’s that JP? Your resume to be my personal fart smeller? Sorry but I’m not hiring with the current economy like it is.

JPTravis December 11, 2012 at 10:34 am

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Oh, I need a resume now? I worked for the federal government for three years, that should be a point in my favor.

drb December 11, 2012 at 10:40 am

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OH! you used to be a government employee…no wonder you think being a fart smeller would be a step up.

JPTravis December 11, 2012 at 10:59 am

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You have no idea. I saw things that haunt me.

drb December 11, 2012 at 11:05 am

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I have no doubt that you did.

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 12:04 pm

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unisex restrooms?

ooddballz December 11, 2012 at 12:13 pm

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You have no idea. I saw things that haunt me.

Pelosi in person?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH, brain bleach.

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm

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Pelosi’s sex?

sa_rose December 13, 2012 at 10:26 am

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EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

JPTravis December 11, 2012 at 3:55 pm

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No, but I did meet a personal aide to Harry Reid. He was attending a meeting for Harry. I think that happens a lot. I don’t think Harry actually does anything anymore except parrot what his aides tell him to say and vote the way his aides tell him to vote. I suspect old Harry is too senile to function anywhere near 100%.

drb December 11, 2012 at 10:12 am

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AAA, let’um run their traps, Rose…just means they ain’t got anything more interesting to play with to keep themselves otherwise entertained.

sa_rose December 11, 2012 at 10:53 am

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So true. But when I’m the only one here it gets lonely!

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 11:35 am

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SEXIST!

drb December 11, 2012 at 11:38 am

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Hello there monkey face.

RobertW December 11, 2012 at 11:57 am

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Howdy!

flashingscotsman December 11, 2012 at 2:49 pm

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Cool hat, though.

RobertW December 12, 2012 at 6:26 am

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Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank
yew.

flashingscotsman December 12, 2012 at 10:32 am
RobertW December 12, 2012 at 11:07 am

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breathtaking.

and the trench coat… marble bench… wow…

hard job huh?

Alien December 12, 2012 at 11:16 am

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sweet jebus.. .
really like that asian fire dancer too

flashingscotsman December 12, 2012 at 12:05 pm

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Hey, somebody’s got to do it. I really have to bite my tongue when shooting these pics, to keep from admitting that I’d do it for free. I can’t believe they pay me.

sa_rose December 13, 2012 at 10:29 am

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I don’t ever want to hear how har. . . er difficult your job is!

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 10:39 am

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HA!

u keel me

Navyvet2 December 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm

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“Novak Djokovic buys entire world supply of donkey cheese”
This is just one more thing I don’t give a damn about. He is welcome to it. But, they should tax the hell out of it. Anybody that would buy this, wouldnt care.

flashingscotsman December 12, 2012 at 3:51 pm

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I’d like to give it a try, but obviously can’t afford enough to be able to taste it.

RobertW December 12, 2012 at 4:01 pm

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unless…

smokehouse bacon flavored pig cheese? FRIED!

flashingscotsman December 12, 2012 at 5:30 pm

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I’ll never get any work done if I keep thinking about how good that would be.

KimmyQueen December 12, 2012 at 5:55 pm

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OMG that is so something I need to get…

poppajoe49 December 12, 2012 at 5:58 pm

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Robert, don’t just put that out there without giving us a link to it!

drb December 12, 2012 at 6:01 pm
drb December 12, 2012 at 6:01 pm
RobertW December 12, 2012 at 6:15 pm

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not quite what i had in mind…

cheese would need to be mozz, i think, if it could be aged with fried bacon bits inside, wrapped in a bacon shell, ooooh,,, stuffed into a Relleno then beer-batter dip and deep fry til golden brown, in bacon grease.

can mozz be made out of pig milk?

drb December 12, 2012 at 6:30 pm
RobertW December 12, 2012 at 6:39 pm

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with country gravy, yes ma’am that looks right nice, thank ya.

drb December 12, 2012 at 6:40 pm

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yeah, I thought that looked really good too

poppajoe49 December 12, 2012 at 7:34 pm

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Thank you sweetheart! I knew there was a reason I have the hots for you!
Too bad we’re unavailable.

flashingscotsman December 13, 2012 at 9:17 am

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Oh, good. I just ate breakfast, and now I’m hungry again.

CO2Insanity December 12, 2012 at 6:46 pm

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OINK!!!

poppajoe49 December 12, 2012 at 7:54 pm
CO2Insanity December 12, 2012 at 8:40 pm

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Yuo can rinse with – http://www.bakonvodka.com/

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 9:26 am

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I knew there was a reason I have the hots for you!
Oh, good. I just ate breakfast, and now I’m hungry again.

I gotta start hangin out with a better class of plane.

ROFL

:d

KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 1:49 pm

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Damn!!! Where have you been all my life…? Especially college and you were my midnight snack?

JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 3:48 pm

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“Damn!!! Where have you been all my life…?”

First Karmaa, now you?

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 3:50 pm

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JP

unstupid.

LOL

(edit) 18 mins after the hour, jp needs 2×4 adjustment. pfpfpfpttttttttt. ROFLMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Si9Xvnp8K8

(edit2) 08 mins. soz
back to reglar programming.

KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 4:09 pm

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Boy, I so was not talking to you!

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 4:12 pm

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KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 4:09 pm

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Boy, I so was not talking to you!

oh yeah?
then who????
i keek hees wait,… was you talking bout drb? she’s a chick, chick.

pray keep up lass. you’re confusin us

poppajoe49 December 13, 2012 at 4:13 pm

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She was talking to drb. Hmmmmm, mind working overtime!

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 4:38 pm

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i know right poppaj?

*edit*
drb response towards: oh yeah? prove it!!!

edit dos esta los videos mas verdad, este no?
otre vous… dangit is this videos of tu senoritas con chili wooo hooool]

soz, hi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYNoQZ5djUA

every time i see you i drool

what the blob said to steve mcqueen.

lol what bacon?

drb December 13, 2012 at 4:39 pm

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All y’all is crazy…she was talking about the deep fried bacon wrapped mozzarella sticks!

Damn if I don’t got all y’all droolin’ on that one! Here’s a na’kin.

poppajoe49 December 13, 2012 at 4:57 pm

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Every time I see you I drool.

drb December 13, 2012 at 5:00 pm

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good thing you never “see” me then! LOL :D

KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 5:02 pm

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You people are all nuts! I was OBVIOUSLY talking about the bacon mozarella sticks DUH!!!

poppajoe49 December 13, 2012 at 5:06 pm

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Boo-Hoo :-(

JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 5:09 pm

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“I was OBVIOUSLY talking about the bacon mozarella sticks”

That’s not code for me?

drb December 13, 2012 at 5:10 pm

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See, told y’all it was the bacon mozzarella sticks. Men, I swear they are always acting like such, uhm, er, well…men, I guess

drb December 13, 2012 at 5:11 pm

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Geez, JP, do you think every woman here wants to flirt with you? :roll:

drb December 13, 2012 at 5:15 pm

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Oh, Poppa, stop, you silly man.

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 5:26 pm

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oh la dr b
learn to edit ya silly wa… um… yank. yeah, of the denim kind.

Pfpfpfpttttttttttt. boo

(edit)
RC! whre’s the cross on the donkey eh?
eye in lassed astids.

I was responding to different posts so I left each response seperate so people would know, clearly where each response began and ended, rather than having them all lumped together, confusing people.

yeah, um, good luck with that. :X drb ma’am,i’m askin ya kindly plz relax on my first name.
I’m Robert. ty ma’am. :x chrerry mismastiempo natividado feliz navidad

drb December 13, 2012 at 5:43 pm

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I know how to edit Lyonal. I was responding to different posts so I left each response seperate so people would know, clearly where each response began and ended, rather than having them all lumped together, confusing people.

poppajoe49 December 13, 2012 at 5:43 pm

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No JP, bacon mozzarella sticks is code for me. The resident Italian pig. ;-)

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 5:56 pm

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and poppaj not frank sinatra, his expostulations of purtrescence to the contrary.
knot width standing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGuCvFdrWPg

KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 6:31 pm

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“That’s not code for me?”

Erm… no… and I truly hope not, as mozarella sticks aren’t uhm… big if you catch my drift.

In any case, I was talking about the mozarella sticks you pervert!!!!

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 7:26 pm

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JPattitude.com
ppl wanna know
pi pl juana no
say bwana she no home

enquiring minds demand:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMe_i8PcObI

drb December 12, 2012 at 6:57 pm
CO2Insanity December 12, 2012 at 7:03 pm

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I’m going to corner the supply on imported Tibetian organic Yak butter myself.

RobertW December 12, 2012 at 7:09 pm

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they lost me at brie.

JPTravis December 12, 2012 at 8:21 pm

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Hah! I call your bluff, hoaxy woman!

drb December 13, 2012 at 1:40 am

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I provided the link, if you don’t choose to believe it’s then that’s on you. And yes I realise that porcorino, is made with different typs of milk in different regions, sheep milk and sometimes half sheep milk and half cow milk…I guess people use what they have available to them

Karmaa December 13, 2012 at 4:26 am

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Well, Mr. Travis… in defense of my friend here, she called your bluff, but I am going to raise you one. How about cheese from HUMAN milk? (excuse me as I gag) Yep… here it is: http://tinyurl.com/69a6bbz

This goes back to the elephant poop post, where I complained about “food artists” who insist on eating the most revolting things, charging a fortune for them, and somehow convincing the hoi-polloi that it’s delicious. Blech!

poppajoe49 December 13, 2012 at 6:15 am

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However, if human milk was so bad, why would babies drink it?
There must be something to it.

JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 7:58 am

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I think you better read that link again, drb – it’s a gag link. They admit it down in the comments. Hah.

JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 7:59 am

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Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?

flashingscotsman December 13, 2012 at 9:26 am

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Here’s the cheese I’m not going to try.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Question is, white wine, or red?

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 9:31 am

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Here’s the cheese I’m not going to try
I’m not gonna try.
Hey! Let’s get Ghostie.
he won’t eat it, he hates everything.

drb December 13, 2012 at 10:23 am

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JP, LifeInItaly.com is a real online magazine, not much different than say southernliving.com

The neither an editor nor a contibutor to the online magazine admitted to any such thing. Only a random poster with a disqus account. Sorry but a random post in the comments section means nothing, especially when s/he offered no proof…Kinda like when Derrick (or whatever his name is) responds to one of your JP’s moment of common sense over on JPAttitude.com…that’s JPAttitude.com…maybe folks *shouldn’t* stop on by, at least until JP get’s his common sense back. :P

drb December 13, 2012 at 10:33 am

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Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?

Dream on JP

JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 11:37 am

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Well, one wonders, if one thinks about it, where one might get cheese made from human milk, so one asks. That’s all.

Karmaa December 13, 2012 at 1:54 pm

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JP – That was not an offer, but yes – I was totally flirting with you ;)

drb December 13, 2012 at 2:17 pm

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We’ve had enough fake stories today, Karmaa. :)

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 2:47 pm
JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 11:39 am

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“Ok – We admit it! The Porcorino article was a joke! The cheese does not really exist since it is almost impossible to milk pigs and therefore to produce cheese from the milk.”

That doesn’t sound like a random poster. That sounds like one of the people who wrote the article. You have to admit, milking a pig sounds more like a joke than reality.

drb December 13, 2012 at 12:03 pm

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Where was that? I swear I have read the article and re-read it and read it again. I see nothing like that anywhere. And I know you well enough to know you woulnd’t just make that up, but where is it? Obviously you are seeing something I’m not.

here’s another one but I’m not so sure I trust a site called “boing boing” LOL

http://boingboing.net/2012/07/25/pigs-milk-and-other-difficu.html

and here’s another one

http://www.encyclopediaofarkansas.net/encyclopedia/entry-detail.aspx?entryID=7347

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 12:45 pm

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brie is the clue i tells ya, ppl actually are reduced to eatin that stuff, with xtra enzymes looks like.

that there prodigal son springs to mind for some reason.
eatin the food the pigs ate? maybe metaphor suckin the teat of the (ceremonially unclean beast)

just thinkin..

KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 1:52 pm

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“Karmaa: “How about cheese from HUMAN milk?”

Are you flirting with me?”

Ah-ha that was hilarious!

drb December 13, 2012 at 1:56 pm

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OK, JP, now that I’m on my home ‘puter instead of the one at work, I see 10 comments instead of just 4! LOL (thought my dylexia had reached new heights ther for a bit!) And I will point out that the user name of the comment is Paolo, which (coincidentally) happens to be the same as the first name of the founder of lifeinitaly.com. Now, why in the world would he put out a fake story and ruin his credibility hince forth and there after?

JPTravis December 13, 2012 at 3:46 pm

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Well, maybe he was just in a weird mood. He did leave some clues to his levity in the article, like misspelling the cheese type “porcorino” instead of the correct “pecorino.”

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 4:06 pm

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now cut that out!

KimmyQueen December 13, 2012 at 1:48 pm

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Gurl!!!! uhm uhm uhm uhm…

drb December 13, 2012 at 1:56 pm

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I know, right….

RobertW December 13, 2012 at 2:18 pm

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alright, so get with the sammiches already.

shee sh