The President must have strayed too far from his trusty teleprompter again. Because we all know how precise he is with his use of language.
So let’s pause to consider once more how the media enablers rolled over to let the Eloquent One get away with requesting a do-over on his answer to the NY Times reporter’s question, “Are you a socialist?”
Imagine if the hapless George W. Bush had called back the NY Times to change an answer. And then just offered more buck-passing in explanation. Oh, the humanity!
But we voted for Change, dammit! And we’ve got it in the way the vigilant Watchdog Media have now become the sycophantic Lapdog Media.
Here’s more from the do-over call:
“By the time we got here,” the President whined, “there already had been an enormous infusion of taxpayer money into the financial system, and the thing I constantly try to emphasize to people is that if coming in the market was doing fine, nobody would be happier than me to stay out of it.”
“You know,” he added, “I have more than enough to do without having to worry about the financial system.”
TRANSLATION: “Stop sniveling about your disappearing 401(k) and the job market. I’ve got more than enough to do slowing the rise of the oceans. And healing the planet. And paying for overseas abortions. And other really important stuff.”
So let’s cut the President some slack. The guy’s got a busy socialist, er, sorry… progressive agenda. And besides, solving the financial crisis can be awkward for a Harvard grad who never took Econ101 and doesn’t know what a P/E ratio is.
Source: Washington Times; Campaignspot; Little Green Footballs
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I like your translation, funny.
TRANSLATION: “Stop sniveling about your disappearing 401(k) and the job market. I’ve got more than enough to do slowing the rise of the oceans. And healing the planet. And paying for overseas abortions. And other really important stuff.”
See you around.