We stand 100% behind Michelle Obama, which doesn’t exactly give us the best point of view.
A couple weeks ago the President said, “You do not want to be between Michelle and tamales.” Monday we learned what he meant.
The President’s limo, known as “The Beast”, bottomed out and got stuck in an Irish driveway. Some observers said it looked like the suspension collapsed.
We are too classy here at IHateTheMedia.com make any connection between Obama’s comment and Monday’s car problems just to get a cheap laugh. Far too classy.
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That’s *awesome!*
Next limo they buy will have strong springs and a higher clearance…
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Well I’m not that classy. Shows what two asses can do to even a limo. The limo is just like his presidency, high centered and just spinning it’s wheels.
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I am *so* confused by this story. Was it the limo or Moochelle that was code named “The Beast”?
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Michelle’s nickname is Big Butt.
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…and the “FLOTUS’ Buttocks” Prize for today is…
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Maybe she just needs more gas.
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I don’t even want to think about Michelle with gas.
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EWwwwwwww!
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It’s gotta be all that vegan food she’s shoving down our throats and up our backsides, yeah, yeah, that’s what it is. It’s the revenge of the turnips and parsley and the lack of fiber in her diet. One good bowel movement and that whole episode with the limo could have been avoided! Ireland is a meat and potatoes country, much like the rest of europe. Hey, she could go to France and try the escargo cure, sure: nice, big, fat, juicy, succulent, fried in pounds of buttery goodness and a garden of garlic snails on the whole shell! Mmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm!
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Well, maybe they should give up on the Lowrider look and have The Beast featured on the next “Pimp My Ride” so this won’t happen again. Especially since Oprah is off the air and Obama has one less official news outlet.
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I can’t wait until he gets attacked by a killer rabbit…. and Michelle swallows it in one gulp.
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The president limo, the latest in technology and security, the best luxury appointments. Designed for high speed getaways with its run flat tires. But that is all taken out by a,,,,,tall curb!
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All they needed to do was have Moochell sit on the trunk and the back wheels would have had traction. “BigButt to the rear ASAP!”
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