Do not stand between Michelle and a tamale: Obama’s limo bottoms out and gets stuck in Ireland

by editor on May 26, 2011

We stand 100% behind Michelle Obama, which doesn’t exactly give us the best point of view.

A couple weeks ago the President said, “You do not want to be between Michelle and tamales.” Monday we learned what he meant.

The President’s limo, known as “The Beast”, bottomed out and got stuck in an Irish driveway. Some observers said it looked like the suspension collapsed.

We are too classy here at IHateTheMedia.com make any connection between Obama’s comment and Monday’s car problems just to get a cheap laugh. Far too classy.

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Warren May 26, 2011 at 12:35 am

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That’s *awesome!*

Next limo they buy will have strong springs and a higher clearance…

deepthinker May 26, 2011 at 4:29 am

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Well I’m not that classy. Shows what two asses can do to even a limo. The limo is just like his presidency, high centered and just spinning it’s wheels.

perlcat May 26, 2011 at 4:53 am

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I am *so* confused by this story. Was it the limo or Moochelle that was code named “The Beast”?

CO2Insanity May 26, 2011 at 5:26 am

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Michelle’s nickname is Big Butt.

perlcat May 26, 2011 at 5:38 am

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…and the “FLOTUS’ Buttocks” Prize for today is…

toocoldinwa May 26, 2011 at 8:07 am

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Maybe she just needs more gas.

RockingHorseGuy May 26, 2011 at 11:29 am

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I don’t even want to think about Michelle with gas.

KimmyQueen May 26, 2011 at 5:14 pm

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EWwwwwwww!

hisham May 26, 2011 at 9:53 am

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It’s gotta be all that vegan food she’s shoving down our throats and up our backsides, yeah, yeah, that’s what it is. It’s the revenge of the turnips and parsley and the lack of fiber in her diet. One good bowel movement and that whole episode with the limo could have been avoided! Ireland is a meat and potatoes country, much like the rest of europe. Hey, she could go to France and try the escargo cure, sure: nice, big, fat, juicy, succulent, fried in pounds of buttery goodness and a garden of garlic snails on the whole shell! Mmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm!

DJ May 26, 2011 at 10:38 am

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Well, maybe they should give up on the Lowrider look and have The Beast featured on the next “Pimp My Ride” so this won’t happen again. Especially since Oprah is off the air and Obama has one less official news outlet.

Buck O'Fama May 26, 2011 at 3:19 pm

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I can’t wait until he gets attacked by a killer rabbit…. and Michelle swallows it in one gulp.

richb May 28, 2011 at 12:27 am

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The president limo, the latest in technology and security, the best luxury appointments. Designed for high speed getaways with its run flat tires. But that is all taken out by a,,,,,tall curb!

redabogado May 28, 2011 at 12:20 pm

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All they needed to do was have Moochell sit on the trunk and the back wheels would have had traction. “BigButt to the rear ASAP!”