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Obama now raffling off “shout-outs” for campaign donations. If he really wants to make money, he should promise if he raises enough dough, he’ll get lost.

Contributed on May 9, 2012 by Bonfire of the Absurdities, who has submitted 2786 posts.

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ooddballz May 9, 2012 at 6:14 am

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If he really wants to make money, he should promise if he raises enough dough, he’ll get lost.

Won’t work, no one believes anything he says at this point.

Big Al May 9, 2012 at 6:15 am

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0bama called Trump a “carnival barker”.

Elrond Hubbard May 9, 2012 at 9:37 am

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Barack Obama, cheapening the Presidency on a daily basis. The man has no class or sense of shame.

CaliforniaDave May 9, 2012 at 9:59 am

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“If he really wants to make money, he should promise if he raises enough dough, he’ll get lost.”

Oral Roberts tried that. Didn’t work – he raised a bunch of money and stayed around.

Missile Command May 9, 2012 at 1:34 pm

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I’m sure the slickster has already informed about the going rate for the Lincoln bedroom Pawning the WH china and silverware will be next.

sa_rose May 9, 2012 at 9:12 pm

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Beat me to it! HAHA!

Notsosilent May 9, 2012 at 4:26 pm

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For Sale:

1 Presidency in poor condition, high mileage, needs some work. Call the Democratic National Committee at 1-800 Eat Shit to schedule an appointment to view the presidency. A non refundable deposit of 100,000,000 dollars is required to view the presidency. Sale will be to the highest bidder in as-is condition. Unsealed bids will be accepted until November 1st, 2012. Bidders are required to bribe the Democratic National Committee, minimum bribe 100,000 dollars is required foir your bid to be considered. Bids are excepted only at the Washington D.C. Food Bank between Midnight and 4am. (bidder/bribers will receive 10 pounds of free government cheese) Envelopes must be addressed to His Royal Highness, the Grand Poobaa Exalted ruler of the world, Barack Obama. Knock on the door of the food bank four times, whisper “fast and Furious” and present the bribe and bid to “Eric”. Bidder/Bribers names will be sealed with Obama’s college records and birth certificate and OBL’s Body. Any Group of wackos is eligible to bid.