Obama’s secret to solar energy: ex-convicts

by editor on July 10, 2009

The Obama administration’s solar energy plan is so ludicrous that we fear you may think we made it up. In fact, it’s so ludicrous that we wish we’d made it up. Unfortunately, it’s real.

Here’s how FrontPageMagazine.com explains it: “Obama’s ‘Green jobs’ adviser Van Jones has presented this leftist agenda as a panacea for all of society’s problems: ‘We imagine formerly incarcerated people moving from jail cells to solar cells—helping to harvest the sun, heal the land, and repair our souls.’”

Got that? Harvest the sun, heal the land, repair our souls.

Looks like the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter is aligned with Mars and the sun is about to shine in. The Summer of Love is back. Let’s meditate with Maharishi Obama.

Peace, love, happiness, and the Fifth Dimension.
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Source: Front Page Magazine

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ocmadam July 10, 2009 at 7:24 pm

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are we going to use the bodies of inmates for fuel. sounds creepy and very nazi

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Borrego July 10, 2009 at 7:33 pm

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Wowee! What a very large bucket of fecal matter that was! I like to think we could put them in sweatboxes in the hot hot sun and somehow capture the body heat and perhaps even methane to power Obama’s dog house out back since he got busted looking at that sweet-sixteen dumper in Rome.

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doug July 11, 2009 at 5:30 am

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Repair your OWN damn soul! Mine is just fine!

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