CNN is cashing in on Obama-mania by selling T-shirts that they modestly and impartially call “Some of the most historic shirts money can buy.” They’re the latest designs in their “CNN headline” shirts.
Take the one shown, for example. “Obama raises hand, lifts a nation,” it impartially proclaims. If you don’t like that one, maybe you’d prefer “Obama’s era of change arrives.” Or “Obama fever spreads around the world.” Or a dozen or so different Obama designs.
This is such a good idea that we’d like to suggest a few lines for additional Obama/CNN T-shirts:
“Obama. He lifted a finger and screwed the coal industry.”
“Obama. He never met Bill Ayers. Really.”
“Obama. We worship the water he walks on.”
Wait. Here’ a better idea. Go to our IHateTheMedia.com store and buy some of our non-Obama T-shirts. It’s a much better way to spend your hard-earned money.
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Readers, tell us your ideas for some Obama slogan shirts.
‘Collector’s Items’, Historical bric-a-brack, mementos. Maybe these things will be worth something during Negro History month in 2050, but the jury is still out on what the next 4 years will bring. Obama, the man who does not look like a mature adult has no personal knowledge about any of the issues facing our nation; he repeats what he is told to say and signs what’s put in front of him without the ability to read ot or understand it. There’s more than one way to make history and the only solace we have is that this great nation will still be here after he has served his time.
“Obama: can I see your (original) birth certificate?”
CNN Drops Trousers, Lifts Obama
Obama Gladly Gave Me This Shirt…
…Off Of Your Taxpaying Back.
Obama spoke people broke.
Good ones!
I see there are alot of good ones over at the FreeRepublic.com on this thread. Here are a few:
“CNN Sucks. Obama Smokes Afterward.” – Yaelle
“Obama: Taxes For The Other Guys” – Yaelle
“Obama Raises a Hand; Spanks a Nation” – Yaelle
CNN Drops Trousers, Lifts Obama – mdk1960
“Obama: A nation that aspires to be 3rd world, should have a leader born there!” = browns fan