Obama: When I leave White House, I will buy a Volt. Hope it’s a 2013 model. The Barack Obama special edition, green with a red interior. We’d suggest this announcement will make the car catch fire but we understand it already does.

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Elrond Hubbard February 28, 2012 at 1:37 pm

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Just a minor lie from the Big Liar.

CO2Insanity February 28, 2012 at 1:41 pm

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Then Chevy can advertise the Volt has an additional air bag.

flashingscotsman February 29, 2012 at 10:04 am

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Passenger side, too.

danybhoy February 28, 2012 at 2:00 pm

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There is no way in hell Obama will ever buy a Volt.

Joe Redfield February 28, 2012 at 2:12 pm

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He’d certainly think he was in Hell if he ever had to ride in one.

sa_rose February 28, 2012 at 11:59 pm

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Especially after it caught fire.

poppajoe49 February 29, 2012 at 4:46 am

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He wouldn’t have to buy a Volt, I’d like to give him one, and about 30,000 of it’s friends, while he sits in the special chair with the little metal hat, wrist and leg straps, and the big wires that go to the dynamo in the shed out back!
BZZZZZTTTT!!!

Ruben February 28, 2012 at 2:17 pm

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I hope in November that the electorate will bolt from the dolt who’d buy The Volt.

FormerlyDeanH February 28, 2012 at 2:30 pm

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he did sort of drive one almost 8 feet or so at the factory that one time.

flashingscotsman February 29, 2012 at 10:09 am

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What happened, he ran out of extension cord?

poppajoe49 February 29, 2012 at 4:35 pm

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No, he got lost without his GPS!

Angry Southerner March 3, 2012 at 11:22 am

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teleprompter came unplugged

Wayward February 29, 2012 at 7:29 am

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Yea, hopefully the Dolt is driving a Volt THIS January!

danybhoy February 28, 2012 at 2:32 pm

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I’ll look at the bright side of this piece. He said he would be leaving The White House. So there is an upside to this story.

Angry Southerner February 28, 2012 at 2:32 pm

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When you leave office I will buy party supplies

FormerlyDeanH February 28, 2012 at 2:38 pm

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One of my brothers has a bottle of Courvoisier XO and a handful of cigars of questionable origin arranged in December 2008 for the exit party which hopefully will be less than a year from now. If I have to wait longer than that, well, I may not make it!

andre February 29, 2012 at 4:04 am

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I was going to say that Obama’s exit is worth a bottle of Louis XIII, but then I thought about it and changed my mind. The Louis XIII would be for the invention of the time machine that we use to go back to 2006 or whenever that was and prevent him from getting elected to the Senate in the first place.

So yeah, go with the XO.

jukin February 28, 2012 at 3:17 pm

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More proof that we will never see Presidebt 0bama’s college records.

Notsosilent February 28, 2012 at 6:19 pm

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Yea they will burn in a flaming volt after a crash in the future…

Trickie February 28, 2012 at 3:49 pm

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I friggin’ hope so, he’s already forced every taxpayer to invest in one with that bailout

Guy Smiley February 28, 2012 at 4:26 pm

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Must be a bunch of Union workers listening to his BS. Probably got paid leave to watch the idiot. What an arrogant, narcissistic SOB. Just GO AWAY.

Sidekick February 28, 2012 at 4:39 pm

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I heard some of his speech during news breaks while I was driving. I literally yelled at the radio out of a sense of having my intelligence insulted one too many times.

hisham February 28, 2012 at 4:48 pm

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I say great, he’ll be one of 150 Volt owners…world wide!

Joe February 28, 2012 at 5:13 pm

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I really hope he enjoys his brand new, right off the line, 2013 Volt. I also hope the Republican president repeals the tax credit for these cars before he buys one. That would be to funny.

toocoldinwa February 28, 2012 at 6:13 pm

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At first glance, I thought it said “I’m leaving the White House because I’m a Dolt.”

poppajoe49 February 29, 2012 at 4:49 am

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Nah, he’s in the White House because too many Americans were dolts!

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 28, 2012 at 7:11 pm

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When “Dear Leader” leaves office, most Americans will be happy to buy him a one way ticket back to Kenya.

andre February 29, 2012 at 4:05 am

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“We’d suggest this announcement will make the car catch fire…”

Not sure if an announcement can do that, but making the pants catch fire is much more likely.

sa_rose February 29, 2012 at 11:01 am

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The car catches fire just fine on its own. It doesn’t need “announcements.”

TOM COTTER February 29, 2012 at 5:27 am

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i need a vomit bag!

Dan Hawks February 29, 2012 at 7:41 am

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No way n0bama 2012 ever purchases a Volt. Odds are that when he is defeated in the November Election, [G]overnment [M]otors will rename the Volt “Yes, We Should Have” and give him, Moochelle, the kids, his dog, his Uncle, brother…and descendants for generations to come, extension cords as well as the latest Model of the “Yes, We Should Have.”

Mitch Hoops February 29, 2012 at 9:50 am

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bottom line: poppajoe49 wants the President dead; preferably by electrocution; you’ve crossed the line, freak. And your sick-shit buddies have said nothing. Incredible.

flashingscotsman February 29, 2012 at 10:16 am

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Sorry about that thumb up. I haven’t finished my coffee, and I wasn’t reading clearly. Now quick, the rest of you hit him with four TD,……..MO, while sit embarassed and ashamed.

KimmyQueen February 29, 2012 at 10:33 am

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I am happy to help out.

sa_rose February 29, 2012 at 11:02 am

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Done. You really should have a cup of coffee BEFORE you expose yourself to freaks like Mitch!

poppajoe49 February 29, 2012 at 4:17 pm

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Bitch Poops, nobody listens!

sa_rose February 29, 2012 at 8:05 pm

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EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! That is NOT the image I want in my brain! Get it out! GET IT OUT!

Wayward February 29, 2012 at 10:59 am

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Well at least there hasn’t been a movie made about it. That would be terrible, to make a movie about assassinating the President. Cough! um W, Cough!

KimmyQueen February 29, 2012 at 11:36 am

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Dear Obamie, Why wait? Resign or do not go for re-election that way you can buy yourself all the Volts you want honey. Go ahead, treat yourself, YOU know that YOU deserve it.

Beth February 29, 2012 at 12:26 pm

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Obama using new speek: “I’ll buy one myself”
Old speek: “That car is a piece of crap I forced GM to build, I’d never buy that thing.”

hisham February 29, 2012 at 3:07 pm

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More likely: “I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those pieces of shit!”

poppajoe49 March 3, 2012 at 6:22 am

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Bye Bye Spark!!!

Chevy suspends production of the Volt just days after Obama talks about how great it is!
GM blames the media for low sales.
1300 workers laid off.
Billions of taxpayer dollars lost, AGAIN!
Let’s keep supporting green companies…….NOT!!!!

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/03/business/gm-suspends-production-of-chevrolet-volt.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

http://news.yahoo.com/gm-suspends-production-electric-volt-233857613.html

http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/03/02/3779743/business-briefs-general-motors.html

Lee March 3, 2012 at 7:16 am

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What a bummer for Obama. Buy the time he leaves office in Nov. they wont be making them anymore.
Maybe he can find a nice used one.

poppajoe49 March 3, 2012 at 7:17 am

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He’ll probably have to get a new battery for the used one by then!

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