Obama: When I leave White House, I will buy a Volt. Hope it’s a 2013 model. The Barack Obama special edition, green with a red interior. We’d suggest this announcement will make the car catch fire but we understand it already does.
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Just a minor lie from the Big Liar.
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Then Chevy can advertise the Volt has an additional air bag.
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Passenger side, too.
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There is no way in hell Obama will ever buy a Volt.
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He’d certainly think he was in Hell if he ever had to ride in one.
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Especially after it caught fire.
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He wouldn’t have to buy a Volt, I’d like to give him one, and about 30,000 of it’s friends, while he sits in the special chair with the little metal hat, wrist and leg straps, and the big wires that go to the dynamo in the shed out back!
BZZZZZTTTT!!!
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I hope in November that the electorate will bolt from the dolt who’d buy The Volt.
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he did sort of drive one almost 8 feet or so at the factory that one time.
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What happened, he ran out of extension cord?
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No, he got lost without his GPS!
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teleprompter came unplugged
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Yea, hopefully the Dolt is driving a Volt THIS January!
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I’ll look at the bright side of this piece. He said he would be leaving The White House. So there is an upside to this story.
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When you leave office I will buy party supplies
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One of my brothers has a bottle of Courvoisier XO and a handful of cigars of questionable origin arranged in December 2008 for the exit party which hopefully will be less than a year from now. If I have to wait longer than that, well, I may not make it!
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I was going to say that Obama’s exit is worth a bottle of Louis XIII, but then I thought about it and changed my mind. The Louis XIII would be for the invention of the time machine that we use to go back to 2006 or whenever that was and prevent him from getting elected to the Senate in the first place.
So yeah, go with the XO.
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More proof that we will never see Presidebt 0bama’s college records.
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Yea they will burn in a flaming volt after a crash in the future…
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I friggin’ hope so, he’s already forced every taxpayer to invest in one with that bailout
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Must be a bunch of Union workers listening to his BS. Probably got paid leave to watch the idiot. What an arrogant, narcissistic SOB. Just GO AWAY.
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I heard some of his speech during news breaks while I was driving. I literally yelled at the radio out of a sense of having my intelligence insulted one too many times.
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I say great, he’ll be one of 150 Volt owners…world wide!
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I really hope he enjoys his brand new, right off the line, 2013 Volt. I also hope the Republican president repeals the tax credit for these cars before he buys one. That would be to funny.
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At first glance, I thought it said “I’m leaving the White House because I’m a Dolt.”
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Nah, he’s in the White House because too many Americans were dolts!
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When “Dear Leader” leaves office, most Americans will be happy to buy him a one way ticket back to Kenya.
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“We’d suggest this announcement will make the car catch fire…”
Not sure if an announcement can do that, but making the pants catch fire is much more likely.
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The car catches fire just fine on its own. It doesn’t need “announcements.”
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i need a vomit bag!
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No way n0bama 2012 ever purchases a Volt. Odds are that when he is defeated in the November Election, [G]overnment [M]otors will rename the Volt “Yes, We Should Have” and give him, Moochelle, the kids, his dog, his Uncle, brother…and descendants for generations to come, extension cords as well as the latest Model of the “Yes, We Should Have.”
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Sorry about that thumb up. I haven’t finished my coffee, and I wasn’t reading clearly. Now quick, the rest of you hit him with four TD,……..MO, while sit embarassed and ashamed.
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I am happy to help out.
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Done. You really should have a cup of coffee BEFORE you expose yourself to freaks like Mitch!
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Bitch Poops, nobody listens!
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EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! That is NOT the image I want in my brain! Get it out! GET IT OUT!
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Well at least there hasn’t been a movie made about it. That would be terrible, to make a movie about assassinating the President. Cough! um W, Cough!
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Dear Obamie, Why wait? Resign or do not go for re-election that way you can buy yourself all the Volts you want honey. Go ahead, treat yourself, YOU know that YOU deserve it.
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Obama using new speek: “I’ll buy one myself”
Old speek: “That car is a piece of crap I forced GM to build, I’d never buy that thing.”
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More likely: “I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those pieces of shit!”
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Bye Bye Spark!!!
Chevy suspends production of the Volt just days after Obama talks about how great it is!
GM blames the media for low sales.
1300 workers laid off.
Billions of taxpayer dollars lost, AGAIN!
Let’s keep supporting green companies…….NOT!!!!
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/03/business/gm-suspends-production-of-chevrolet-volt.html?partner=rss&emc=rss
http://news.yahoo.com/gm-suspends-production-electric-volt-233857613.html
http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/03/02/3779743/business-briefs-general-motors.html
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What a bummer for Obama. Buy the time he leaves office in Nov. they wont be making them anymore.
Maybe he can find a nice used one.
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He’ll probably have to get a new battery for the used one by then!
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