Come with us now on a trip to the future of ObamaCare, AKA the post office

August 20, 2009, 2:30 am · 7 comments

Take a number. Get in line. Shut up. We'll get to your heart attack when we're good and ready.

Take a number. Get in line. Shut up. We'll get to your heart attack when we're good and ready.

The Greatest President In History recently said that ObamaCare could end up just like the post office. That he should use the post office as a success story boggled the minds of even his supporters.

Ray, who frequently comments on stories here at IHateTheMedia.com, lives in Orange County, California. He sat down and dashed off this email after visiting the post office in his upper middle class planned utopia:

“Went to the post office today. Took a number. There were about 20 people in front of me. Only two windows open out of five. One person behind a kiosk to sell postal paraphernalia with no one buying. The local postmaster was out front asking people if he could help. One employee standing behind the two windows just watching (he looked totally stoned). People with lots of little packages, lots of questions, or couldn’t speak English, so each person took loads of time.

“Tempted to go “postal” and ask why they just didn’t open up more windows. Took 35 minutes of standing around before I could mail my package. Should have gone to UPS or FedEx and paid the additional charge.

“Another time I was in line at the main Irvine post office on Sand Canyon. Standing in a long line when all but two clerks decided to go on break at the same time. Then one of the remaining clerks closed her window and proceeded to change the ink cartridges in all the pens which are attached by little chains.

“Saw the future of Obamacare.”

But did they offer end-of-line counseling, Ray?

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Dee Mac August 20, 2009, 6:47 am at 6:47 am

I had a great time at the Sand Canyon PO once while mailing a package to my son in Iraq. Everyone there knew where it was going because I made sure they did. Got lots of stares and dirty looks, but no one courageous enough to say anything. The guy behind the counter was friendly enough and was telling me his stories of life on the route, but now the knees were shot so it was strictly counter work these days. Then it all came to a screeching halt when I tried to use my ATM – I don’t sign my plastic I tell them to “see I D” – He wouldn’t accept my card even though I had several forms of ID with picture! He finally turned his head and told me to sign it while he wasn’t looking. So I did – Minnie Mouse. He did a quick check and said it was fine and I was free to go.

Can’t wait for the ObamaCare version of this!

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MiddleOfRoad August 20, 2009, 11:38 am at 11:38 am

On BHO’s radio show to day, he admitted that those catastrophic ER costs we are paying that make a Public Healthcare Plan so ESSENTIAL: Will still be after The Public Option because we will still have to provide ER service for ILLEGAL ALIENS that show up in ER’s.

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Administrator August 20, 2009, 12:01 pm at 12:01 pm

There won’t be any illegals to cover. By next year, everyone will have been legalized. Issue solved, The beauty of Amnesty.

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MiddleOfRoad August 20, 2009, 12:27 pm at 12:27 pm

Whew! That’s a relief to know. I was worried that we weren’t going to be able prevent more illegals in the future.

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MiddleOfRoad August 20, 2009, 12:39 pm at 12:39 pm

Why are all these BO references to the Postal Service supposed to make me feel comfortable abt Gov’t running Public Option Healthcare Reform? Isn’t the POSTAL SERVICE running a 7 BILLION DOLLAR DEFICIT? Perhaps my figures are wrong or I’m misinformed?

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