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ObamaCare Survival Guide hits New York Times bestseller list. Now we need ObamaCare manuals to supplement our income tax manuals. Coming soon, ObamaGunControl manuals that explain exactly what you can own and when you’re allowed to hold a BB gun.

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Not so silent January 29, 2013 at 12:30 pm

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Whoever wrote this is going to be a multi-millionaire and it will probably outsell everything on the shelf…. Wonder how long it will be till the leftards try and ban the book….you know like Germany so many years ago?

CO2Insanity January 29, 2013 at 12:38 pm

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Just remember that Hello Kitty Bubble Guns will be banned.

Not so silent January 29, 2013 at 12:46 pm

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Oh God, I am a criminal………….what do I do????????????? I own two and they are always loaded…..and I let my grand kids play with them…Do I need to hide them? keep them in a gun safe? Do I sell them at a gun buy back? I don’t know what to do……

guysmiley January 29, 2013 at 3:58 pm

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They’re probably fine, Notso–as long as you use the appropiate gun-specific federally approved gun locks. Oh, and keep them separate from the ammo.

sa_rose February 1, 2013 at 11:08 pm

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Cause an unloaded gun is greatprotection in an emergency. My daughter is trying to start fostering kids and that is the line they fed her- locked up with the ammunition locked in another room. She lives out in the country and she was asking me ” so when I’m here alone with the kids, what do they expect me to do if someone tries to break in?” They have decided to keepp the gun elsewhere until after their home inspection, then bring it back and load it and lock it in their bedroom.

Jim Stewart January 29, 2013 at 12:38 pm

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I would like a book on how to survive the next four years of Obama.

jacksman January 29, 2013 at 12:48 pm

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We may not.

sa_rose February 1, 2013 at 11:09 pm

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And that is the plan!

jacksman January 29, 2013 at 1:43 pm

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How come in America I cant just pay for my own healthcare and retirement and the government just leaves me ALONE!

Sidekick January 29, 2013 at 2:13 pm

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Comrade, that kind of talk is dangerous and anti-Soviet. I don’t wish to denounce you so you must control seditious thoughts such as this. You are a part of a collective, comrade, you pay more so others can pay less or not at all. That is social justice and you would be considered a “wrecker” if you repeat the unrepeatable.

poppajoe49 January 29, 2013 at 6:50 pm

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BTW, Kick and Dean, did you receive the book from Thomas yet?
I got mine, but haven’t quite gotten to it yet, I will be starting it tonight.

Sidekick January 29, 2013 at 6:53 pm

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Not yet. Hopefully when I get home tomorrow it will be there. I’m in drb country tonight.

DefHarryMelon January 29, 2013 at 7:07 pm

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I did get mine a couple days ago. Started into it. Should get a good chunk through the next few days.

flashingscotsman January 29, 2013 at 10:20 pm

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I got mine, made it through the first couple chapters. Now I’m leaving for a working vacation to Yuma, AZ, and won’t have time to read any more for about a week. OR visit here.

poppajoe49 January 30, 2013 at 5:46 am

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Aww, we’ll miss you, have a good time.

Ruben January 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

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ObamaGunControl Manual Chapter One: P.S. You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!

JPTravis January 29, 2013 at 3:24 pm

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ObamaGunControl Manual Chapter Two: Black Guns Verboten, Pink and Rainbow-colored Guns Only.

guysmiley January 29, 2013 at 4:01 pm

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Does that mean I can but a rainbow titanium Sig Sauer .40 cal semi auto handgun?

JPTravis January 29, 2013 at 4:48 pm

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I think so. They keep harping about the scary black assault rifles, as though it’s the color that makes a gun dangerous.

CO2Insanity January 29, 2013 at 4:49 pm

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Just don’t say anything about scary black people or you’ll be labeled racist.

Not so silent January 29, 2013 at 4:52 pm

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I am going to have my M-4 Powdercoated white..I guess that makes me a racist?

poppajoe49 January 29, 2013 at 6:59 pm

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Does that mean I can have a Mini-gun if I have it anodized rainbow or pink?
Cool! I’ll be putting in my order tomorrow! I have a friend from High School that works for Dillon Aero,
http://www.dillonaero.com/
I bet I could get whatever color I want!

poppajoe49 January 29, 2013 at 7:17 pm
flashingscotsman January 29, 2013 at 10:23 pm

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I always wanted a mini-gun.

poppajoe49 January 30, 2013 at 5:47 am

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Well, at least you can have the t-shirt or hat!

sa_rose February 1, 2013 at 11:10 pm

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HAHAHAHA Best movie EVER!

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