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Please check out the web site that this was created and you’ll be ashamed that you’re regurgitating this image.
http://www.4chan.org/
Bob, never heard of that site so I went and tool a look. It’s an image sharing site. They don’t create images there. People post images, all kinds. I’m sure the image exists all over the web, on lots of image sharing sites. And who cares where an image is made anyway? It’s an image. Mellow out.
“Image sharing site” does not imply that the person posting the image didn’t create it.
Bob, you still have not told us what your point is. Do you have one?
I assume because a small portion of the images on that site are x-rated? That’s like saying you should never look at an image on Google Images, because there is porn there (much more than the site you pointed to).
Besides, “Bob,” we didn’t even get it from there anyway.
You’re kind of polluting our threads. Shhhh.
Bob is doing his part to prop up the Bam-ster. He wakes up early and surfs all the conservative websites for instances of blasphemy against the one. Then he spends a few hours thinking up something to counter their having posted against the messiah.
Hes a good little worker, dont be too hard on him.