Newsweek makes Obama gay. Ya can’t make this stuff up… but the MSM certainly can.

Newsweek makes Obama gay. Ya can’t make this stuff up… but the MSM certainly can.

Contributed on May 13, 2012 by Bonfire of the Absurdities, who has submitted 2772 posts.
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We have known him to be a C-sucker for a long time.
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You can’t blame him, he was born that way.
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According to the rumors swirling through the Chicago Men’s Bath House where he used to visit frequently, the first gay president is a cocksuckee. At least now Moochelle the Wookie can stop pretending to be female.
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There ya go.
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Uhm… this is not new information… *shrugs*
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Considering that “Dear leader” is a narcissistic pathological lying Marxist with a god complex, this is the least of our problems.
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You’re right. There are many gay people out there that would be much better at being President than the current occupooper of The White House.
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As a moderate Republican, I know a few gays who would work their backs off to make this a better country. Obama doesn’t even TRY to do his job. Any of those guys or girls would do a better job in 4 days than Obama could in 4 years.
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More like this…
http://ibloga.blogspot.com/2010/12/obama-in-search-of-his-halo.html
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I don’t care if he likes the boys, I just want him to like this country.
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If true it would sure go a long way to explaining an awful lot that was odd . For those that can see with their hearts , deceit is quite easy to see when presented . There are traits that John Wayne and Clint Eastwood had , that Sponge-Bob and Elton John didn’t have . Living your life is one thing , living a lie is another .
What I don’t want to know is how does Michelle figure in all this ? If true when did she find out ? Does this make him more of a man , to her ? What does the Muslim brotherhood think ?
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Michelle was the “Beard”.
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And she can grow a beard too!
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SpongeBob wasn’t gay. He had a crush on Sandy Cheeks very early on in the saga. She was a karate master and a rocket scientist and a Texas gal.
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I should add, just like my wife–except she has no talent for the martial arts, and her brief attempts at rocketry would make the V2 look like a sidewinder. Also, she’s not a squirrel
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Thanks to Bill Clinton, Barack Obama can’t be the first Black President so he’ll have to settle for being the first Gay President (that we know of, I’ve heard rumors).
Wait a second, perhaps by “gay” Andrew Sullivan means “happy” (the original definition of “gay”). Is Barack Obama our first Happy President?
After all, he is a clown.
Meanwhile Time and Newsweek circle the drain, how many more controversial covers can they carry in their desperate attempts to stay in business.
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As far as upcoming controversial covers, I’d say they can still do…
“Why is cannibalism bad?”
“Ahead of his time? Taking a fresh look at John Wayne Gacey”
“Is it time to skin TEA Partiers for arts and crafts projects?”
“My kid’s a Republican. Will college fix that, or should I do an honor killing?”
“Jesus: Was he actually [Fill this one in yourself; I'd rather not]?”
After that, I think they’ll be tapped out and it’ll be time to call it a day.
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They are starting to look more like the Weekly World News covers!
My dad was kidnapped by Bigfoot
Alien abduction
The Colorado Cannibal Clan
President Reagan is really a zombie
Barack Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate released
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Homonecrobeastopedopheliacs. Just a fad?
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I think that’s just flogging a dead horse.
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Ah, who didn’t love the old Weekly World News! At least it lives online.
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Thanks for the tip, I didn’t realize they were still around so I bopped over for a look and saw this on the front page
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/38143/worlds-biggest-butt/
Yep, still “the world’s only reliable news”.
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Thank you Sir, may I have another;
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/05/13/new-yorker-magazine-cover-white-house-rainbow-coalition-columns
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I wonder if that cover enrages Obama. He’s fathered two children and makes himself out to be a bit of a basketball player. But maybe he thinks the cover will help him raise money from gays. Newsweek has adopted the strategy of shocking, controversial covers to try to attract readers. They had the unflattering Bachmann cover and a cover of Palin in her jogging shorts. I don’t think Newsweek is coming back though.
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It’s Tina Brown. What else does anyone expect from her?
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Just a side comment: My doctor’s office is replete with Newsweek. I picked one up and I was amazed at the crappy feel of the paper. And the layout was terrible. It reminded me of something you might use to wipe your ass in an outhouse! Very low quality and content. Anyone who actually buys this POS is nuts. Including my doctor!
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I’m thinking of using that photo on a urinal mat.
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I don’t think I could unzip with Obama looking up at me.
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Obsessed with homosexual behavior much? We have to get you banned from this site.
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Spell it correctly; sieg.
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Mitch,
Your middle school sexual obsessions are sad, pathetic and revealing . Seek professional help.
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Looks as if my advice really hit home. Your sad, juvenile rants say more about you than anything else.
Time for you to leave the basement and get a life.
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Jesus, what a jerk. No wonder I’ve never paid attention to him before. Like a 5th grader who’s just discovered dirty words.
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Elrond, its too late. Hes probably too fat to get through the cellar door by now.
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Hey Elrond. Remember a few days back, I mentioned the Muslim Brotherhood in obomie’s cabinet? Tonight on Beck, about 10-15 minutes in, he names names, and positions. My adobe flush player is messed up, and I can’t stop, nor go back to get them. But they are there.
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Bitch Poops, Dr Phil couldn’t help you anyway, you need a lobotomy.
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Who is this liberal douchebag? He must be an Obama voter, it’s the only explanation for his abject stupidity.
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He’s a regular here, Teri. Regularly shown to be an idiot.
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And finally Larry Sinclair is vindicated-barry is a cocksucker-and it only took an idiot from Delaware to prove it! Thanks Mr. Vice President-you have confirmed what we all knew all along! Kudos-you are a great American!
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Enquiring minds want to know: Did Barry do the do with Bwarney Fwank?
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I cannot think of one reason to want to know that
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Easier than sticking your finger down your throat?
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Allen, that is an extremely good point. Touche’
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Ewwww… gross…
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For Romney, electoral Christmas is arriving early this year.
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Wonder if the Right Rev Wright will give another of his “chickens comin’ home to roost” sermons…..
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The first dog-eating president. I would love to see that magazine cover.
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Bend over America!
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http://news.yahoo.com/political-insights-obama-restarts-culture-wars-offense-231013983–abc-news-politics.html?.tsrc=lgwn
Man’s Country Chicago. Located at 5015 N. Clark St
Chicago, IL 60640 (phone: 773-878-2069), the club describes itself as:
“a private membership club for men 18 years and older. Man’s Country Chicago is a clean, safe place to hang out, meet guys who share the same interests as you, socialize, make friends, watch porn and play! Man’s Country Chicago / Where real men meet.”
Rahm and Barry were regular visitors. Barry took his 49th birthday party there while the first lady and the kids went to Spain. Larry Sinclair can tell a few things. Donald Young can’t.
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A thought occured to me today at work , does this make ANYONE who doesn’t vote for this clown , a raccccccissst homophobe , simply because we want a better America for our children , ?
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So his next cover will be on “Out” magazine?
I’m just guessing…
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If not “OUT”, it’ll be on “WASTED” mag…
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High Times?
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I missed the halo over Obama’s head on the cover the first time. So Newsweek is saying Obama is a saint for coming out for gay marriage. So if you oppose it, they’re saying you’re evil. How twisted!
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