Newsweek makes Obama gay. Ya can’t make this stuff up… but the MSM certainly can.

gay president obama

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redabogado May 13, 2012 at 2:22 pm

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We have known him to be a C-sucker for a long time.

Big Al May 13, 2012 at 4:31 pm

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You can’t blame him, he was born that way.

teridavisnewman May 14, 2012 at 10:25 am

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According to the rumors swirling through the Chicago Men’s Bath House where he used to visit frequently, the first gay president is a cocksuckee. At least now Moochelle the Wookie can stop pretending to be female.

flashingscotsman May 14, 2012 at 4:00 pm

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There ya go.

KimmyQueen May 13, 2012 at 2:50 pm

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Uhm… this is not new information… *shrugs*

Progressive Hemrrhoid May 13, 2012 at 3:08 pm

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Considering that “Dear leader” is a narcissistic pathological lying Marxist with a god complex, this is the least of our problems.

flashingscotsman May 14, 2012 at 6:57 am

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You’re right. There are many gay people out there that would be much better at being President than the current occupooper of The White House.

Mikey May 14, 2012 at 8:01 pm

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As a moderate Republican, I know a few gays who would work their backs off to make this a better country. Obama doesn’t even TRY to do his job. Any of those guys or girls would do a better job in 4 days than Obama could in 4 years.

Wayward May 13, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Kip Hooker May 13, 2012 at 3:26 pm

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I don’t care if he likes the boys, I just want him to like this country.

Neo-7 May 13, 2012 at 4:03 pm

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If true it would sure go a long way to explaining an awful lot that was odd . For those that can see with their hearts , deceit is quite easy to see when presented . There are traits that John Wayne and Clint Eastwood had , that Sponge-Bob and Elton John didn’t have . Living your life is one thing , living a lie is another .

What I don’t want to know is how does Michelle figure in all this ? If true when did she find out ? Does this make him more of a man , to her ? What does the Muslim brotherhood think ?

Big Al May 13, 2012 at 4:34 pm

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Michelle was the “Beard”.

poppajoe49 May 14, 2012 at 3:25 am

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And she can grow a beard too!

Alien May 13, 2012 at 8:17 pm

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SpongeBob wasn’t gay. He had a crush on Sandy Cheeks very early on in the saga. She was a karate master and a rocket scientist and a Texas gal.

Alien May 13, 2012 at 9:04 pm

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I should add, just like my wife–except she has no talent for the martial arts, and her brief attempts at rocketry would make the V2 look like a sidewinder. Also, she’s not a squirrel

Elrond Hubbard May 13, 2012 at 4:23 pm

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Thanks to Bill Clinton, Barack Obama can’t be the first Black President so he’ll have to settle for being the first Gay President (that we know of, I’ve heard rumors).

Wait a second, perhaps by “gay” Andrew Sullivan means “happy” (the original definition of “gay”). Is Barack Obama our first Happy President?
After all, he is a clown.

Meanwhile Time and Newsweek circle the drain, how many more controversial covers can they carry in their desperate attempts to stay in business.

RKae May 13, 2012 at 5:24 pm

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As far as upcoming controversial covers, I’d say they can still do…

“Why is cannibalism bad?”

“Ahead of his time? Taking a fresh look at John Wayne Gacey”

“Is it time to skin TEA Partiers for arts and crafts projects?”

“My kid’s a Republican. Will college fix that, or should I do an honor killing?”

“Jesus: Was he actually [Fill this one in yourself; I'd rather not]?”

After that, I think they’ll be tapped out and it’ll be time to call it a day.

poppajoe49 May 14, 2012 at 3:29 am

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They are starting to look more like the Weekly World News covers!

My dad was kidnapped by Bigfoot

Alien abduction

The Colorado Cannibal Clan

President Reagan is really a zombie

Barack Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate released

flashingscotsman May 14, 2012 at 7:00 am

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Homonecrobeastopedopheliacs. Just a fad?

RKae May 14, 2012 at 8:45 am

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I think that’s just flogging a dead horse.

PsychoDad May 14, 2012 at 8:46 am

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Ah, who didn’t love the old Weekly World News! At least it lives online.

GhostntheMachine May 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm

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Thanks for the tip, I didn’t realize they were still around so I bopped over for a look and saw this on the front page

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/38143/worlds-biggest-butt/

Yep, still “the world’s only reliable news”.

GhostntheMachine May 13, 2012 at 4:44 pm
MDLION May 13, 2012 at 6:21 pm

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I wonder if that cover enrages Obama. He’s fathered two children and makes himself out to be a bit of a basketball player. But maybe he thinks the cover will help him raise money from gays. Newsweek has adopted the strategy of shocking, controversial covers to try to attract readers. They had the unflattering Bachmann cover and a cover of Palin in her jogging shorts. I don’t think Newsweek is coming back though.

Sidekick May 13, 2012 at 6:25 pm

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It’s Tina Brown. What else does anyone expect from her?

Doc Savage May 14, 2012 at 6:58 am

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Just a side comment: My doctor’s office is replete with Newsweek. I picked one up and I was amazed at the crappy feel of the paper. And the layout was terrible. It reminded me of something you might use to wipe your ass in an outhouse! Very low quality and content. Anyone who actually buys this POS is nuts. Including my doctor!

Vic May 13, 2012 at 7:04 pm

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I’m thinking of using that photo on a urinal mat.

poppajoe49 May 14, 2012 at 3:30 am

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I don’t think I could unzip with Obama looking up at me.

Mitch Hoops May 14, 2012 at 7:30 am

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unzip to what, old fart? your tired old pecker? Sheriff Paul “Butt Pirate” Babeau’s Fast and Furious abuse of your overstretched sphincter? Go cash your socialist security check while the rest of us real producers pull your dead-ass weight.

FormerlyDeanH May 14, 2012 at 7:50 am

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Obsessed with homosexual behavior much? We have to get you banned from this site.

Mitch Hoops May 14, 2012 at 8:57 am

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uh-oh; it’s the resident Schutzstaffel, the Asshole of Auschwitz, Formerly Deal [H]immler! woman-hater deluxe aren’t you,[H]immler? you sure are, limp dick; better re-charge your O2 bottle, change your Depends and take a spin in your wheelchair; seig heil!

FormerlyDeanH May 14, 2012 at 9:03 am

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Spell it correctly; sieg.

Elrond Hubbard May 14, 2012 at 9:18 am

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Mitch,

Your middle school sexual obsessions are sad, pathetic and revealing . Seek professional help.

Mitch Hoops May 14, 2012 at 9:48 am

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What a condescending asshole; lay your Dr. Phil bullshit on a Limbaugh Lemming who’ll buy it. Seek your own help, chump

Elrond Hubbard May 14, 2012 at 10:10 am

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Looks as if my advice really hit home. Your sad, juvenile rants say more about you than anything else.

Time for you to leave the basement and get a life.

PsychoDad May 14, 2012 at 10:32 am

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Jesus, what a jerk. No wonder I’ve never paid attention to him before. Like a 5th grader who’s just discovered dirty words.

poppajoe49 May 14, 2012 at 4:17 pm

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Elrond, its too late. Hes probably too fat to get through the cellar door by now.

Vic May 14, 2012 at 6:57 pm

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Hey Elrond. Remember a few days back, I mentioned the Muslim Brotherhood in obomie’s cabinet? Tonight on Beck, about 10-15 minutes in, he names names, and positions. My adobe flush player is messed up, and I can’t stop, nor go back to get them. But they are there.

poppajoe49 May 14, 2012 at 3:15 pm

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Bitch Poops, Dr Phil couldn’t help you anyway, you need a lobotomy.

teridavisnewman May 14, 2012 at 10:31 am

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Who is this liberal douchebag? He must be an Obama voter, it’s the only explanation for his abject stupidity.

flashingscotsman May 14, 2012 at 4:03 pm

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He’s a regular here, Teri. Regularly shown to be an idiot.

Matthew S. Harrison May 13, 2012 at 7:23 pm

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And finally Larry Sinclair is vindicated-barry is a cocksucker-and it only took an idiot from Delaware to prove it! Thanks Mr. Vice President-you have confirmed what we all knew all along! Kudos-you are a great American!

Vic May 13, 2012 at 7:53 pm

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Enquiring minds want to know: Did Barry do the do with Bwarney Fwank?

Alien May 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm

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I cannot think of one reason to want to know that

poppajoe49 May 14, 2012 at 3:31 am

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Easier than sticking your finger down your throat?

Vic May 14, 2012 at 6:58 pm

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Allen, that is an extremely good point. Touche’

KimmyQueen May 14, 2012 at 12:27 pm

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Ewwww… gross…

Ruben May 13, 2012 at 9:58 pm

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For Romney, electoral Christmas is arriving early this year.

Dan Hawks May 14, 2012 at 4:02 am

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Wonder if the Right Rev Wright will give another of his “chickens comin’ home to roost” sermons…..

toocoldinwa May 14, 2012 at 6:52 am

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The first dog-eating president. I would love to see that magazine cover.

freerepublics May 14, 2012 at 8:37 am

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Bend over America!

FormerlyDeanH May 14, 2012 at 3:00 pm

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http://news.yahoo.com/political-insights-obama-restarts-culture-wars-offense-231013983–abc-news-politics.html?.tsrc=lgwn

Man’s Country Chicago. Located at 5015 N. Clark St
Chicago, IL 60640 (phone: 773-878-2069), the club describes itself as:
“a private membership club for men 18 years and older. Man’s Country Chicago is a clean, safe place to hang out, meet guys who share the same interests as you, socialize, make friends, watch porn and play! Man’s Country Chicago / Where real men meet.”
Rahm and Barry were regular visitors. Barry took his 49th birthday party there while the first lady and the kids went to Spain. Larry Sinclair can tell a few things. Donald Young can’t.

Neo-7 May 14, 2012 at 3:58 pm

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A thought occured to me today at work , does this make ANYONE who doesn’t vote for this clown , a raccccccissst homophobe , simply because we want a better America for our children , ?

danybhoy May 14, 2012 at 4:33 pm

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So his next cover will be on “Out” magazine?
I’m just guessing…

Vic May 14, 2012 at 7:02 pm

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If not “OUT”, it’ll be on “WASTED” mag…

poppajoe49 May 14, 2012 at 10:04 pm

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High Times?

MDLION May 14, 2012 at 7:47 pm

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I missed the halo over Obama’s head on the cover the first time. So Newsweek is saying Obama is a saint for coming out for gay marriage. So if you oppose it, they’re saying you’re evil. How twisted!