Our 30 favorite stories from the last twelve months

January 7, 2010, 2:00 am · 2 comments

We pause now to look back at our favorite stories from IHateTheMedia.com’s first year. Admittedly, we gravitate toward the odd, the unusual, the different. Oh, and did we mention the sarcastic?

That being said, here are our 30 favorite stories including our favorite story, “The most inappropriate logo in the history of the world. Seriously.” You have to click on that one.

The most inappropriate logo in the history of the world. Seriously.

"I knew Santino the chimp. Santino the chimp was a friend of mine. Mr. President, you're no Santino the chimp."

Swedish scientists prove Obama should not be compared to a chimp

Olbermann’s ratings shrinking faster than glacier in global warming

History repeats itself: Obama doesn’t get that national anthem thing

Shep Smith goes apesh*t on the air, screams “We are America. We don’t f*cking torture.”

Bill Maher wants to be taken seriously. Seriously.

Why would any woman in her right mind want to divorce Rosie O’Donnell?

Joy Behar sees racism in “Black Friday.” Can “White Christmas” be far behind?

10 More Golf Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger

End global warming. It’s so easy a U.N. ambassador could do it

Luckily, we have not run out of oil, but we have exhausted our supply of 70s fashion.

Earth Day predictions of 1970. The reason you shouldn’t believe Earth Day predictions of 2009.

Which Obama bust do you want? The one that costs $899 or the one that costs $19.95 plus shipping?

2009’s ten stupidest ways to save the planet

Chris Matthews has officially run out of reasons to criticize Sarah Palin. Now he’s criticizing her handwriting.

Harry Reid gives a pep talk guaranteed to depress the most avid liberal

Top ten things overheard while Obama was bowing to Emperor Akihito

Life imitates Seinfeld: Eco-wackos call golf balls “humanity’s signature litter”

Welcome to tonight’s edition of Jihad Jeopardy

Top 13 ugliest, oddest and strangest-looking world leaders

Meredith Vieira throws herself at Navy pilot, admits she’s a “horny old woman”

God strike us blind: Huffington Post trying to create a calendar of liberal women

Chris Rock offends blacks, Poles, the French, child molesters and most of Hollywood. All in 25 seconds.

Madeline Albright’s firm breasts were the secret to her success (such as they were and such as it was)

Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, wondering in the night, what were the chances

Drug-addled Courtney Love makes goo-goo eyes at power-addled Hugo Chavez

Wolf Blitzer goes on Jeopardy, answers the question “Is that guy really that stupid?”

Hilarious! Terrorists accidentally blow themselves up.

Crowd chants “Glenn Beck” while CNN reporter gives live report at Washington, DC rally

Osama bin Laden wanted to terrorize Whitney Houston in that special way

Nutty environmentalists say that Mr. Glacier is sad

Gaddafi on the warpath, wants the U.N. to abolish Switzerland

13 unintended consequences of Cash-For-Clunkers

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