Texas Republicans take careful aim and then shoot themselves in foot. Republican political advisors at Blakemore and Associates Consulting Firm just registered a new PAC they named “Boats ‘N Hoes PAC.” And just like that Wendy Davis finally has an issue with legs.

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Elizabeth Warren: I was hurt by those attacks on my ancestry. Unlike Sarah Palin, for example, who we’re sure just loves all those attacks on herself.

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Obama administration begins stealth bailout of Detroit: Apparently they can have their cake and eat yours too.

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Complete Fiasco. “Putin’s winning without even having to invade.” At this rate, by the time January 2017 rolls around, Putin will be not even having to invade Ohio.

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86M full-time private-sector workers sustain 148M benefit takers. The corollary, as tweeted today: “Taxes are the price we pay for 7 of the 10 richest counties being within commuting distance of DC.” Buying votes with OPM.

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Muslim cabdrivers doing what Christian bakers not allowed to do. In Cleveland, Muslim cabdrivers are refusing airport duty because the cabs have Gay Games placards on the roof (see above). In other locales, Muslim cabdrivers have refused to carry unaccompanied women, people carrying alcohol, and blind people with guide dogs. Meanwhile, Christian bakers & photographers are being prosecuted and run out of business for not participating in gay weddings.

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New study shows casual pot use connected to brain abnormalities. Well, we now have an explanation for the way President Wackadoodle thinks.

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Wendy Davis getting crushed in Texas. Gee, who could’ve guessed that Texans wouldn’t want a lying, big-government, tax-and-spend, abortion-loving, liberal phony as their governor?

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Census Bureau valiantly trying to make Obama look less like a lying ass. This year, they changed the questions on health care in a way guaranteed to show fewer people uninsured. Naturally, Obamacare will get the credit and, naturally, the Census Bureau insists the changes had nothing to do with it being an election year.

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Bloomberg: “I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.” “Pointing to his work on gun safety, obesity and smoking cessation, he said with a grin: “I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in.” Ummm, not too self-righteous, is he?

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Sebelius Said to Weigh Run for Kansas Senate Seat. Fresh from screwing up Obamacare she now wants to screw up Kansas. If Kansans elect her they should change their motto to “The Moron State.”

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Chicago: 36 Shootings in 36 Hours.

“While the city continues to see reductions in crime and violence, there’s obviously much more to be done, and we continue to be challenged by lax state and federal gun laws.”

The only “lax” must be the Ex-Lax in this guy’s brain.

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Rory Reid: Rancher Cliven Bundy “Should Be Prosecuted“: Sure thing Rory, let’s just go ahead and put that on the agenda. Right behind the prosecution of US Senators that funnel campaign funds to their grandchildren and punk kids that can’t sell out US Citizens to Chinese corporations without first using the BLM as their own private army.

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The “white supremacist” arrested for murdering three Jewish people in Kansas… was inspired by far-left anti-Semitic Israel-hater Max Blumenthal (a Democrat), belonged to the KKK (formed and populated by Democrats), ran for Congress as a Democrat in 2006, and has online postings where he rants about “the neo-con, war-mongering republican establishment.” You will see none of this in the mainstream media.

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Obamacare has health insurance premiums rising at fastest rate ever measured. But don’t worry, the vastly enlarged Medicaid crowd doesn’t have to pay those premiums. Only productive working Americans pay them. So suck it up, whiners, and get back to work!

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Harry Reid on Bundy range war: “It’s not over.” “We can’t have an American people that violate the law and then just walk away from it.” Yeah, that’s just for politicians and journOlists.

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Officials: Russian fighter jet buzzed U.S. ship. “…in a 90-minute encounter, the Russian SU-24 fighter jet made a dozen low passes … near the USS Donald Cook.” Just Putin’s way of telling Stinkburger “I fart in your general direction.”

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George Will: “Liberalism has a kind of Tourette’s Syndrome these days.” “It’s become a joke among young people. You go to a campus where this kind of political correctness reigns and some young person will say looks like it’s going to rain. The person looks and says, ‘you’re a racist’.” That statement’s undoubtedly racist according to the current Democrat-Media complex style guide.

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Obama’s nominee to be the new HHS Secretary: Sylvia Burwell is the formerly faceless OMB bureaucrat who shut down our National Parks during last fall’s congressional budget impasse. This is her reward for kicking sand in Republicans’ faces, barring World War II vets from their memorial, and stopping tourists from looking at the Grand Canyon.

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CBS’s Bob Schieffer manages to interview Elijah Cummings without mentioning Lois Lerner. A feat of journalistic acrobatics that should, in a just world, bring everlasting shame to CBS News, Schieffer, the guy who invented television, and even George Washington for being the father of a country that produces such a spineless fraud.

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State Department to spend $400,000 for camel statue in Pakistan. “Public art which will be presented in the new embassy should reflect the values of a predominantly Islamist country.” A big statue of a horse’s ass will reflect the values of this one.

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MUST SEE: Citizens Rise Up – The Real Nevada Story the Media Won’t Show You (Video). Here’s what really happened. The Feds version the MSM is promoting is different. FYI Facebook blocked this video. Perhaps Zuckerberg should change his last name to Lewinsky?

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Celebrities demonstrate how ugly you can make a supercar look. Except, these dimwits don’t realize their cars are ugly. Pictured above: Justin Bieber’s leopard-print Audi.

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Record-High 60% of Californians say they pay too much tax. Hmmm, and the Kleptocrats usually win 60% of the vote in California. Coincidence, we’re sure.

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Standoff at Bundy Ranch ends, with photo of the year so far. “The new head of the BLM, Neil Kornze, worked for Harry Reid as a policy adviser from 2003 to 2011.” That probably explains everything.

blm police dog

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