ISTOOK: Obama wants to be impeached. As much as we like the thought, the best course is get a stranglehold on the House and Senate this November. Then tell him if he doesn’t put his pen and his phone down and start acting like a President instead of a deity they will impeach him and no one’s going to argue about it.

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Congressional staffers banned from Wikipedia for “disruptive editing.” One of their sophomoric too-much-time-on-their-hands revisions was to the biographical page of Donald Rumsfeld – they called him an “alien lizard who eats Mexican babies.”

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Crash site mascara posted on Instagram. A separatist in eastern Ukraine was so proud of mascara looted recycled from the crash site of MH17, she posted a photo of herself wearing it, with the caption: “Mascara from Amsterdam; to be precise, from the field. Well, you understand.” Classy dame.

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IRS Strikes Deal With Atheist Group to Monitor Content of Sermons. More harassment. First non-profit political organizations and now churches. You can bet no one will be spying in Mosques.

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UN Warns Countries With Draconian Abortion Bans That They’re Violating Human Rights. Our absurdity meter is spinning at 100,000 RPM. If letting little babies live is ‘draconian,’ is brutally aborting little babies considered civilized by the UN? Go figure.

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Reports: 12-hour cease-fire in Gaza. Secretary of State Lurch must have threatened to get naked if they didn’t capitulate. Just enough time for Hamas to stock up on guns and ammo.

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Reebok has developed its own bacon products to CrossFit community. Any minute now and CAIR will denounce this as anti-Muslim and Obama will get his pen and phone out.

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Gaza conflict: Israel rejects John Kerry ceasefire. Evidently Secretary Heinz needs to bring some kosher ketchup to the table.

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More Congressmen Demand Answers About Planned Parenthood Abortion Quotas. We wonder what Planned Parenthood would do if they were told to go to the border and abort all the anchor babies coming across inside illegal mommy?

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Study: Climate Models Overestimated Global Warming For The Last 55 Years. In other words, they could have done as well using a Magic 8 Ball and saved billions of dollars on nothing.


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URGENT UPDATE — Articles Of Impeachment Updated With New Article III (MUST READ). It’s really amazing that Congress ignores all this.

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Troop leader: Customs and Border agent held Boy Scout at gunpoint. In our liberal warped world, border crossings by thousands of illegal aliens, drug mules and the Mexican Army? No problemo! Boy Scouts coming across the Canadian border? Better pull my gun! Better confiscate that camera! You never know, they might be a herd Canadian secret service agents on a suicide spy mission disguised as Boy Scouts. McDonald’s rejects.

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Federal Agency Faces Backlash After Wind Farms Get Exemption for Killing Eagles. If we kill one eagle it’s a major disaster with huge fines, penalties and jail time. If they kill many eagles? Nothing to see here, now move on.

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Obamacare Architect Admitted in 2012 States without Exchanges Lose Subsidies. We wonder how long before this guy and this video are disappeared?

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Poll: One-third say impeach Obama. Obama says: What? Me worry? Congress has no balls.


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James Carville: Obama ‘Doesn’t Really Care’ What The American People Think. Wow! It only took Sherlock Carville 5.5 years to get a clue!

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Another multi-million-dollar federal computer mess. The Social Security Administration, under acting-commissioner Carolyn Colvin, spent six years and $288 million installing a new computer system for disability claims, and it doesn’t work… which might make her upcoming confirmation hearings a bit awkward.

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Restarts: Moniz Touts the Success Stories of Energy’s Failed Loans. Yes, in the libtard world success is losing hundreds of millions of tax dollars. We wonder how this fruit loop would feel if it was his money?

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L.A. TIMES PRINTS FRONT-PAGE DEFENSE OF HAMAS TERROR AGAINST ISRAEL. Evidently the LA Times feels that the best offense is a moronic defense.

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Atheism gets its own TV channel in the US – a shot in the dark or a sign of changing times? We suggest they make their theme song “Deteriorata.”

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Newspaper editor fired for disagreeing with “Queen James Bible.” It’s open season on Christians lately. News editor Bob Eschliman explained his disagreement with a gay-friendly re-interpretation of the Bible, on his personal blog, and the Newton Daily News was so offended and worried about the Gay Mafia they not only fired him, they castigated him in a special editorial.

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Obama to Black Youth: Nothing Wrong with “Acting White.” Well, we hate to admit it, but Obama finally got one right.

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Fox News Poll: 58 percent say Obama administration incompetent at managing gov’t. 42% to effing dumb to get it.

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Arizona Inmate Was ‘Alive’ and ‘Gasping’ for Air More Than One Hour Into Execution, His Lawyers Say. Perhaps they should give the executioner a pistol and if the drugs don’t work right they can just blow the executionee’s brains out and get it over with. As per usual, not one thought about the person(s) murdered or their families.

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Report: Montana Sen. John Walsh plagiarized thesis. USA Today should expect a bitch-slap from the DNC any minute now.

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