MITCH MCCONNELL: TIME FOR GOP ESTABLISHMENT TO ‘STAND UP TO’ TEA PARTY: McConnell is fooling himself if he believes that a mere 3 billion dollar dam can hold back the wave of popular sentiment rising up against him.
Obama spends $600 million on rail projects that benefit private companies: More payoffs for the likes of Warren Buffet. Want to tell us again how Obama is “sticking it to big business”?
Gender-confused students at women’s college don’t like personal pronouns. Instead of “he” or “she” they want to be called “ze,” “e,” “ou,” or “ve…” although that last one sounds dangerously sexist to us. We dare anyone, at any college anywhere, to get a woman’s attention by shouting, “Hey, ve!”
Vote Republican — and save the country. A self-identified “old liberal Democrat” says his party “needs a crushing electoral defeat” in order to save the country from “the massive political sins of the Democrats” as well as to “save the Democratic Party from itself.” Too bad he didn’t say this before Nov 6, 2012…
HHS to spend $7 billion designing ways to save money on Obamacare. Here’s an idea, Ms. Sebelius: don’t spend the $7 billion. See? We just saved a bunch of money.
Viral “Poverty Thoughts” essay is totally ridiculous. “…not only does Linda say she’s living in seedy motels and stabbing roaches, but she’s also working two jobs, taking a full load of college courses,,, She’s in desperate need of dental work, and her body is full of infection, but she can’t afford to spend the money on medical or dental care. It’s a tragic, tragic story. It’s also tragically fictional.”
Professor demands ‘rape culture’ investigation over satirical article touting vagina-shaped building. She probably couldn’t pay someone to rape her.
Common Core says teach Gettysburg Address without mentioning Civil War. Because it would be unfair to assume students know what the Civil War is, thereby giving those students who do know about the Civil War an advantage. Horrors! Imagine that: students with knowledge having an advantage in school.
Yellen’s classmate ‘shocked’ at her spectacular rise, “I didn’t think she had a passion for economics.”: She obviously doesn’t have a passion for history. Otherwise she’d know very well how this irrational, inflationary bubble ends.
Taking Notes: How Black Friday Marketing Techniques Can Sell Obama(don’t)care! Our advice? Get a rag, some pledge and keep polishing that turd till it shines!
Venezuela’s Maduro accuses 99 percent of businesses of “price gouging,” vows to punish more “capitalist parasites.” Whenever socialism fails (as it inevitably does), it’s always someone else’s fault.
Do you feel like Thanksgiving week was a bit chilly this year? Past seven days: 205 record snowfalls and 1,172 record lows versus only 78 record highs. Apparently, Al Gore’s vegetarian diet is having a miraculous effect on Global Warming.
TOP SCIENTIST: HUMANS EMERGED AFTER CHIMPANZEE HAD SEX WITH PIG. If true, all Muslims are part pork so we guess they’ll start offing each other any day now.
Iran announces development of ballistic missile technology. “Perhaps, [Secretary of State] John Kerry believes that Iran only wants ballistic missiles for peaceful purposes.” Well, it’s not like Iran is some guy from fly-over country buying an AR-15, is it?
“Non-partisan” group was paid $1 million to produce positive Obamacare stories. Geez, that works out to about $500k per story, we reckon.
Sharia police in Nigeria destroy 240,000 bottles of beer. Okay, now those crazy Muslims have gone too far!
Cancer victim who complained about Obamacare on Fox News now being audited by IRS. The IRS is auditing him all the way back to 2003, so at least the guy won’t be needing a proctologist.