Kerry: Russia may be pushed out of G-8. “He warned that Russia would also find itself isolated, facing asset freezes, visa bans and disruption of normal trade routines.” Sec’y of State Herman Munster takes time out from his important work on yachting and climate change to shake a fist in the general direction of Russia.
WaPo Editorial Board: “President Obama’s foreign policy is based on fantasy.” Gosh, and it only took ‘em five years’ worth of incompetence and repeated failures to figure that out.
Obama’s military in action. From an “Army of One” to an “Army of Onanism.” From “Semper Fi” to “Simper Fi.” Air Force: from “Aim High” to “AIDS High.” And the Navy… well, actually, they can stick with “Be Someone Special.” (Yes, that’s an American soldier in drag.)
Paul Krugman to Leave Princeton in 2015 to Take Role at CUNY: With such bits of wisdom as claiming the fax machine will be a more trans-formative technology than the Internet and that the best way to end the recession of the early oughts was with the creation of a housing bubble it is little wonder that Krugman could not succeed in the private sector. But now it appears to be much worse than that. The man can’t even succeed in the private college sector.
Gay hair stylist drops New Mexico governor as client because she opposes same-sex marriage -calls it a matter of ‘equality, dignity’: Some free association is more equal than others.
Obama administration lets anti-gay Muslim leader into U.S. “Even as the Obama administration denounced what it called anti-gay legislation in Arizona and the president sat out the Sochi Olympics because of Russia’s crackdown on same-sex couples, the State Department allowed an Islamic preacher who called for the death penalty for homosexuals into the country for a tour of hate.” How many sides of your mouth can you talk out of at the same time, eh bro?
Darrell Issa: Lois Lerner is testifying Wednesday! – Her lawyer: no she’s not! This is some crazy shit, even for Washington, D.C.
Only his second day on the job, head of Ukrainian navy defects. Russian gunmen surrounded his building and cut off his electricity, forcing the poor guy into his first decision as commander of the navy. He decided to surrender. Even worse, he went on Russian television to swear allegiance to the Russia-backed usurpers in Crimea. In the halls of infamy, the name Denis Berezovsky will hang alongside Benedict Arnold and Jane Fonda.
De Blasio looking to install ‘black box devices’ into NYC taxis that would turn the meter off when cabbies speed. Already trying to out Nanny ex-mayor Nanny Bloomberg? We have a suggestion. How about a device that turns off liberal politicians when they’re being stupid? Probably undo-able as it would sap the nation’s power grid in about 2 seconds flat.
Exclusive: Piers Morgan Says He’s Staying at CNN to Do “Big Name” Interviews. In our opinion this most likely means that after numerous e-mail and telephone begging sessions he found out no one wants to hire him. Any bets on who the first celebrity to bitch-slap him is?
Tim Cook advises climate change deniers to get out of Apple stock: Apple is so PC.
KERRY COMPLAINS PUTIN PLAYS BY ’19TH CENTURY’ RULES: Kerry wines, Putin wins.
Obama skips National Security team meeting on Russia, Ukraine. Maybe if they had held it on a golf course… Sorry bro, the NCAA tourney is coming up! Did he at least send his empty chair?
The Ukraine mobilizes. Jihadis in Central Europe, Nazis with nukes and the Chinese getting involved: “The heat from the approaching fire is finally being felt through the high walls surrounding both Brussels and Washington. The elites are beginning to pay attention. For some it will be their first contact with reality.” BTW, fools like Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney warned about this years ago, the dopes.
After warning Russia, Obama jokes about nuclear war at fundraiser “happy hour.” Because, dontcha know, the idea that Russia is blind to his brilliance and might ignore his sternly-worded warning is just… humorous.
With Russia sending military into Ukraine, mocking Obama’s warning speech… let’s remember who tried to tell Obama that Russia is a “geopolitical foe” while Obama disagreed adamantly:
“Gov. Romney… the 1980s, they’re now calling to ask for their foreign policy back because, you know, the Cold War’s been over for 20 years.”
The uninsured like Obamacare less and less. “The Kaiser poll now finds that amongst the non-elderly uninsured, 54% say they do not approve of the health law while only 22% say they favor it, a split of 34 points.” Liars! Tools of the Koch Bros! There, now you don’t have to endure another dreary clip of Dingy Harry.
Michelle Obama: America’s moms are “confused and bewildered,” “defeated” by grocery shopping. What confuses and bewilders us is how did humanity ever survive the last 10,000+ years before you showed up to explain these things, Moochy?
Surviving Climate Change – By Genetically Altering You. In our opinon it looks like someone’s been watching Waterworld too often.
Computer-generated fake papers are flooding academia. Scientific conferences and publications can’t seem to tell the difference. One of the main instigators of this trend says, “I’m psyched, it’s so great. These papers are so funny, you read them and can’t help but laugh. They are total bullshit.” Now we know how Global Warming got into print.