The Typical Household, Now Worth a Third Less. Evidently ‘income equality’ doesn’t mean uplifting the poor, it means dragging down the middle class. A progressive dream come true.
Muslim suicide bomber’s failure caused by bad personal hygiene. He wore his explosive underpants for two weeks straight and, as a result of the accumulated filth, the bomb’s “efficacy was degraded.”
Elections Are Coming And Republicans Are Wasting Their Time (Again). This reminds us of an Aesop Fable, the RINOs and the Democrats.
One summer day some RINOs were getting drunk on their own self-importance and running about. They were having a wonderful time being RINOs, patting themsleves on the back and complaining about the Tea Party. They saw some Democrats who were busy laying out propaganda and gathering voters for the fall.
“Stop and talk to us,” said the RINOs. “We can complain about the Tea Party and get drunk on our own self-importance for awhile.”
“Oh no,” said the Democrats. “The fall election is coming. We are busy getting all the Democrats together and winning votes for the election. We think you should do the same.”
“Oh, we can’t be bothered,” said the RINOs. “November is a long time off. There are plenty of votes.” So the RINOs continued to run about, complaining about the Tea Party and getting drunk on their own self-importance. The Democrats continued to work very hard.
When the November election day came the RINOs had few votes. Boehner and Rove cried on each other’s shoulders, then they went to the Democrat’s house and asked, “Can we have some of your votes or maybe some dead voters? Without them we won’t have a majority in Congress,” whined the RINOs.
“You screwed off and got drunk on your own self-importance all last summer,” said the Democrat in disgust. “You ignored the Tea Party and the conservatives who again failed to get in line with your stupid idea that being moderates is what your party wants.”
“You can continue to shoot yourselves in the foot by being divisive and getting drunk on your own self-importance, which will assure we could run Bozo the Clown and still win the White House in 2016.” They gave him no votes and the country continued to be screwed over.
Obama: ‘You Don’t Get to Pick Which Rules You Play By.’ Cough! Cough! That is unless it’s Obama cherry picking and changing rules about Obamacare and immigration. Eleventy!
Psych patient shoots two at Darby hospital, doctor returns fire. A mass murderer sees ‘gun free zone’ and reads ‘I can kill plenty of people before the cops ever get here.’ The good doctor read it as “Sorry asshole, we lied! Bang! We expect by next week we’ll be reading he was fired for not following company policy.
OBAMA PROMISES NO ASYLUM FOR MIGRANTS FLEEING POVERTY, BAD NEIGHBORHOODS. Wink! Wink! This is code for: Psssst! Just make sure they say they’re fleeing violent drug cartels and they’re in like Flynn.
ISTOOK: Obama wants to be impeached. As much as we like the thought, the best course is get a stranglehold on the House and Senate this November. Then tell him if he doesn’t put his pen and his phone down and start acting like a President instead of a deity they will impeach him and no one’s going to argue about it.
Congressional staffers banned from Wikipedia for “disruptive editing.” One of their sophomoric too-much-time-on-their-hands revisions was to the biographical page of Donald Rumsfeld – they called him an “alien lizard who eats Mexican babies.”
Crash site mascara posted on Instagram. A separatist in eastern Ukraine was so proud of mascara
looted recycled from the crash site of MH17, she posted a photo of herself wearing it, with the caption: “Mascara from Amsterdam; to be precise, from the field. Well, you understand.” Classy dame.
IRS Strikes Deal With Atheist Group to Monitor Content of Sermons. More harassment. First non-profit political organizations and now churches. You can bet no one will be spying in Mosques.
UN Warns Countries With Draconian Abortion Bans That They’re Violating Human Rights. Our absurdity meter is spinning at 100,000 RPM. If letting little babies live is ‘draconian,’ is brutally aborting little babies considered civilized by the UN? Go figure.
Reebok has developed its own bacon products to CrossFit community. Any minute now and CAIR will denounce this as anti-Muslim and Obama will get his pen and phone out.
Gaza conflict: Israel rejects John Kerry ceasefire. Evidently Secretary Heinz needs to bring some kosher ketchup to the table.
More Congressmen Demand Answers About Planned Parenthood Abortion Quotas. We wonder what Planned Parenthood would do if they were told to go to the border and abort all the anchor babies coming across inside illegal mommy?
Study: Climate Models Overestimated Global Warming For The Last 55 Years. In other words, they could have done as well using a Magic 8 Ball and saved billions of dollars on nothing.
URGENT UPDATE — Articles Of Impeachment Updated With New Article III (MUST READ). It’s really amazing that Congress ignores all this.
Troop leader: Customs and Border agent held Boy Scout at gunpoint. In our liberal warped world, border crossings by thousands of illegal aliens, drug mules and the Mexican Army? No problemo! Boy Scouts coming across the Canadian border? Better pull my gun! Better confiscate that camera! You never know, they might be a herd Canadian secret service agents on a suicide spy mission disguised as Boy Scouts. McDonald’s rejects.
Federal Agency Faces Backlash After Wind Farms Get Exemption for Killing Eagles. If we kill one eagle it’s a major disaster with huge fines, penalties and jail time. If they kill many eagles? Nothing to see here, now move on.
Obamacare Architect Admitted in 2012 States without Exchanges Lose Subsidies. We wonder how long before this guy and this video are disappeared?
James Carville: Obama ‘Doesn’t Really Care’ What The American People Think. Wow! It only took Sherlock Carville 5.5 years to get a clue!
Another multi-million-dollar federal computer mess. The Social Security Administration, under acting-commissioner Carolyn Colvin, spent six years and $288 million installing a new computer system for disability claims, and it doesn’t work… which might make her upcoming confirmation hearings a bit awkward.