[Watch] Massive DHS Failure – DC Nuclear Reactor, Softest Terror Target Known to Man. They must be too busy looking for crazed Tea Party members.
13-year-old piano prodigy labeled a truant by D.C. school system. Avery Gagliano is a straight-A student but she misses a lot of classes while performing at international competitions and concerts. Education bureaucrats don’t like that – it gives them less time to brainwash her with the proper value system.
Government Putting on Vegetable Puppet Shows For Preschoolers. This is what happens when vegetables run the government.
Todd: Hillary Wouldn’t Be Frontrunner ‘If She Were Running to Be the Second Woman President.’ We suspicion she is running to be the second woman president.
The Latest Kansas Senate Poll Should Worry Republicans. Rove’s head should start spinning any minute now. If his RINO loses we can’t wait to see him whine on Fox News.
Stephen Hawking worried about yet another doomsday scenario. First he warned that aliens might destroy us, then it was artificial intelligence that would get us, and now he says the God particle discovered at CERN’s Large Hadron Collider (which he was certain didn’t exist) could create a “bubble of the true vacuum expanding at the speed of light” which destroys the whole universe. So get out there and live every day like it’s your last, IHTM readers, because you won’t even see the killer bubble coming.
Feinstein Predicts ISIS Attack on U.S. Embassy in Baghdad. Uh oh. Someone must have made another video they’re going to put up on YouTube.
Obama Blames ‘Children’ For Hostility To His Amnesty Plans. It’s always anybody’s fault but Obama’s. Next week he’ll blame penguins for something.
GLOBAL WARMING JUMPS THE SHARK: THE WEEK IN CLIMATE STUPID. Next week, due to global warming, little boys pee pees will fall off and dogs will grow three tails.
Jack the Ripper identified. Finally, 126 years later, using DNA analysis, the Brits know who did it: a mad Polish-born immigrant hairdresser named Aaron Kosminski who was addicted to masturbation, who was always the main suspect of the police, and who, shortly after the murders, was committed to an insane asylum for the rest of his life. No doubt books will shortly be written about him but let IHTM go on the record here and now: he looks like a liberal.
Biden spins disappointing jobs report as ‘reminder of how far we’ve come.’ We’re not sure if Joe’s describing how far we’ve come or something else.
Former USC professor of “gender and sexuality studies” pleads guilty to sex with little boys. Don’t worry, California parents, this eminent LGBT advocate was lecturing your children about alternative lifestyles. And you were paying for it. Bon appétit, suckers.
Narcissist-in-chief raises his hand during group photo again. This time at the NATO Summit in Wales. Whoever that poor sap is behind him, face covered by Obama’s hand, let’s hope his country doesn’t have nuclear missiles.
President Barack Obama punts on immigration until after election. Proof that Obama and the Democrats think the voters are too stupid to figure out this ploy. Based upon what we see, they’re probably right.
Heroic great-grandfather fought gang of armed yobs… and won. And the moral of this story is don’t mess with great-grandpa, he’ll kick your ass.
EPA Looking To Regulate CO2 Emissions From Airlines. There’s an easy solution for this airplane pollution problem. Just get Obama and Kerry to quit flying all over the damn place every day and it’s problem solved.
HILLARY: ‘CLIMATE CHANGE IS MOST URGENT, CONSEQUENTIAL CHALLENGE WE FACE. Well look at that. It’s Hillary Obama-Kerry-Clinton ignoring ISIS, Ukraine, unemployment, Putin, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, the sucking economy, Obamacare, the IRS and a whole host of other problems much more important than non-existent global warming. Oh well, what difference does it make anyway?
Group Caught On Camera Attacking Missouri Couple (Video). No doubt just a group of African-American college students who recently joined a fraternity and are going through a hazing ritual. We bet they’re all straight A students, too.