King Obama proclaims all U.S. territories exempt from Obamacare rules. Never mind what the actual law says. He don’t need no stinkin’ laws tellin’ his ass what to do.

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Oklahoma Man Struggles for Three Months to Cancel Obamacare Enrollment. Obamacare. Where “you can check out anytime you like… but you can never leave.”

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Egyptian cleric denounces Muslim Brotherhood’s “anal jihad.” Because it is punishable by death according to sharia law, allowing homosexual activity among frontline troops is “asinine.” Seriously, that’s what he said.

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In campaign brochure, Minnesota governor misspells Minnesota. There is a scientific debate about whether the human race has stopped evolving and started deteriorating… an hypothesis for which the Democrat Party provides constant evidence.

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With liberals pining for a Clinton challenger, ambitious Democrats get in position. Who will Democrats prefer? President Cankles? President Fauxahontas or President Moonbeam?

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Obama golfing with staffers in Virginia. Nice family weekend! Evidently he can’t even tell the truth to his own family.

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Second carbon tax domino falls. The day after Australia abolished its carbon tax, South Korea announced that it is delaying its own “emissions trading market” because it is “flawed in many ways.” This is like a fairy tale with Global Warming being the emperor and Australia the little boy who says, “But he isn’t wearing anything at all!”

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The “ideal head.” Bizarre examples of racial ignorance from a 1906 elementary school geography book – Frye’s First Steps in Geography – illustrate why we do not want professional educators in charge of what our children are taught.

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Wikipedia war over crash of Malaysian flight MH17. Every time someone writes that the Russian government provided “terrorists” with the missile that shot down the plane, the Russian government changes the entry to say, “The plane was shot down by Ukrainian soldiers.”

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Feinstein calls on Putin to ‘man up.’ Sorry DiFi, we think you have the wrong president.

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UN agency returns rockets to Hamas. Yet more proof “you can’t fix stupid.”

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Mosque leader arrested for trying to cut off man’s hand… in Philadelphia. Coming soon to a city near you.

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NYTimes blames Bush for Biden’s illegal alien loopholes. It was Senator Biden who concocted the 2008 loophole that now prevents illegal alien children from non-contiguous countries from being immediately deported. Then in 2013 Congress added another loophole, championed by Vice President Biden, preventing women from being deported.

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Donkey suicide bomb stopped by Israeli troops in Gaza. So why isn’t PETA complaining?

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Imagining Jay Carney’s first $100K speech. We predict Jay will have someone from the IRSS following him around to ensure he doesn’t say anything he’s not supposed to about Feckless Leader.

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When a Father ‘Walked in’ and Saw What He Allegedly Was Doing With His Child, He Left Him Unconscious in a ‘Bloody Puddle’: ‘I Didn’t Proceed to Ask Him Any Questions.’ They should build a special prison and put this guy in charge of all the child molesters.

(Image source: Volusia County Jail)

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Obamas to spend rare weekend at Camp David retreat. Yes, retreat from the border crisis, Israel and the Putin/Ukraine/Malaysian Airlines plane shoot down. Nothing like avoiding reality and playing more golf.

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Group Now Claims Obama Wasn’t Technically Fundraising For It On Day Of Malaysia Air Plane Crash. It’s only a fundraiser if we tell you it’s a fundraiser. If you don’t believe it, we’ll send the IRSS to convince you.

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Omnitracs moving headquarters, 450 jobs, to KPMG Centre in downtown Dallas. Reality to Jerry Brown and Democrats! High taxes and onerous regulations are running tax paying businesses and their employees to Texas and elsewhere. Please come out of your comas before the entire state is on unemployment and welfare.

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Obama inks massive $11 billion weapons deal with Qatar. Can we release terrorist leaders to Qatar then send them everything they could possibly need to commit acts of terrorism? Yes we can! Expect more airliners to be shot down.

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Michelle Obama: I’m quitting French fries. Meanwhile, rumor has it the White House chef is stocking up on chocolate eclairs.

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Smoking gun? Intercepted calls point finger at Russian separatists in jet downing. If this is legitimate, it looks like the Russian bear’s involvement is out of the bag. Meanwhile our girly-bear blathers away. Based upon his speech a few minutes ago he doesn’t even know about this phone call. Perhaps he’ll see it on TV tonight.

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Harvard Professor Blames US FOREIGN POLICY For Downing Of Malaysia Airlines Plane. While everyone’s up in arms about this guy being anti-American we like what he said. What he said is this is Obama’s fault, which in our book is correct.

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With nation’s school lunches fundamentally transformed, Michelle O eyes ‘talking shopping carts.’ With $30,000 shopping carts EVERYONE will be on a diet because the grocery stores will have to raise the price of groceries so high to pay for them no one will be able to afford to eat. Yet another think-fail.

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‘It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy’: Obama makes only a 40-second mention of Malaysian plane crash feared to have killed Americans before his jokey 16-minute transport speech. It’s All About Me should be his entry song.

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