Unidentified EPA employee pooping in hallways and smearing menstrual blood on walls. It’s been happening for months. So far, geniuses in upper management have had no luck catching the perpetrator but they have managed to deduce it’s a woman.
Report: Three White House Officials Attending Mike Brown Funeral – While No White House Officials Attended General Harold Greene’s… How’s that post-racial American thing working out? Evidently not so well.
Vermont bacon ad taken down to placate hyper-sensitive Muslim. She said the sign was “insensitive” to people who don’t consume pork and that, as a Muslim, she was personally offended. Our three-word response: James Foley, bitch.
South Carolina high school freshman arrested, suspended for using word ‘gun’ in class assignment. The brain trust at this school has obviously figured out that words can hurt after watching this commercial.
Strong 6.1 Earthquake Rocks San Francisco Bay Area, Injures 89+, Significant Damage In Napa. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Ahhhhhhhhh! It’s global warming! We’re all gonna die! Please contribute to Al Gore to stop this.
FERGUSON ON STEROIDS: 10 SHOT OVERNIGHT IN CHICAGO. We assume none were black people shot by white cops or it would be all over the news, Jesse and Al would be there asking for donations and Obama would still be golfing. (He does that no matter what’s going on.)
Liberals’ Darling $2.2 Billion Solar Plant Suddenly Needs More of the One Thing You Would Never Expect. Maybe they should switch to unicorn fart power or magic hippie dust.
Man to live on melting iceberg for one year to urge climate change action (Video). Meet the candidate for the Greentard of the Year Award. We’re going to laugh when one of those starving polar bears figures out there’s dinner on that iceberg.
Antarctic sea ice above average for 1,000 straight days. Liberal mainstream media explaining how this is caused by Global Warming in 3… 2… 1…
Flashback: What’s Happened Since President Obama Released the Head of ISIS 5 Years Ago. Say what you like about this guy. He hasn’t spent the last 5 years dithering, vacationing, fund raising or golfing and he’s gotten results, unlike someone else we all know who’s crowing achievement is a screwed up health care plan.
Pennsylvania Substitute Teachers Hit by Obamacare Hour Cuts. More happy Obama voters who are discovering voting has consequences.
Rick Perry: Been indicted, got fingerprinted, got the T-shirt. You can get the t-shirt here. Should be great for ticking off liberals.
Curse Of Obamacare Now Curses Cursed Chicago Cubs [VIDEO]. Appears to be a case of voting has consequences. Perhaps they should change the Cubs logos on the tarps to Obama logos.
Top psychiatrist says transgenderism is a mental disorder and sex change is biologically impossible. Oooo boy, is this guy in trouble! The Political Correctness Enforcement Unit from the Borg Hive will be knocking on his door shortly.
Let me give you a little secret here: the reason that raid into Syria failed to get Foley and those guys was because the president drug his feet. He waited too long, the intel got stale, and by the time we actually gave the “go” word it failed because we just didn’t react quick enough.
14,646 duplicate voters in Virginia county will NOT be purged from rolls. Instead, these Fairfax County voters, who were found to be registered in both Maryland and Virginia, are being flagged as “inactive voters” which will leave them eligible to vote in Virginia until 2019.
Alabamians go undercover in ‘hippie costumes,’ film enviros saying what they really think. Enviros? More like clueless aging hippies trying to relive the 60′s.
Al Gore Had Reservations About Selling Current TV to Al Jazeera, Court Papers Say. In our opinion, Al and his partner (the marks) fell for the oldest trick in the book by Al Jazeera (the grifters), who play on the mark’s greed and get them to part with their money. Claiming ‘reservatons’ after the fact seems to be trying to save face. Funny, it appears when Al is on the other side of the fence it’s OK, as evidenced by the sale of the Chicago Climate Exchange which closed up not long after the sale.
Remember That ISIS Terrorist Who Threatened to Raise ‘Allah’s Flag’ Over the White House? He’s Dead. The Friday feelgood story.
Pentagon Official: White House Foley Leak Endangers Future Operations, American Hostages. Talk about giving aid and comfort to the enemy. We wonder of ISIS will send Obama a thank you card?
SORRY, ANTONIO: NO POLITICAL UPSIDE FOR THE MEDIA TO COVER YOUR MURDER. Yes Antonio, when you don’t fit the narrative no one cares.
ISIS offered to swap Foley for ‘Lady al Qaeda’: Terrorists wanted return of MIT-educated neuroscientist who was caught with plans for ‘mass casualty attack’ with a dirty bomb, Ebola, and a chemical weapon ‘that spared children.’ If it was up to us we’d return her……. with her head severed.