Pakistani terror leader accidentally blows himself up. Does he qualify for the $5 million bounty on his head?
Oopsie! Qari Zafar, a commander of Pakistani militants, has accidentally punched his own one-way ticket to Paradise.
Oopsie! Qari Zafar, a commander of Pakistani militants, has accidentally punched his own one-way ticket to Paradise.
MSNBC reports on Zafar’s Self-Inflicted Virgin Tour 2010:
Qari Zafar has assumed room temperature, which coincidentally, is still about 98.6 degrees in Waziristan
Pakistani militant commander, Qari Zafar, who was allegedly involved in the attack on the U.S. consulate in Karachi on March 2, 2002, was killed by an explosive in North Waziristan a few days ago.
The United States had announced $5 million award for his capture. Zafar belonged to Lashkar-e-Jhangvi and was wanted by the government for several terrorist attacks in Pakistan, including masterminding the Marriott Hotel bombing.
His close aides confirmed he was killed as he touched some explosives dumped inside his guesthouse. Militant sources said a meeting of Punjabi Taliban was in progress in North Waziristan to choose his replacement.
All you ever hear is “If you die while committing jihad, you go to paradise and get 53 or 72 or 99 virgins (or whatever today’s number is). But we never hear them say “beautiful virgins.”
So we have a question about the whole virgin thing. What happens if you blow yourself up, get to Paradise and find out the reason your 99 virgins are virgins is that they’re so fat, ugly and repulsive that no one wanted them?
