Environmentalists will be pissed off if you don’t pee in the shower

August 7, 2009, 6:30 am · 4 comments

Of course. Absolutely. For sure. Why didn’t we think of that?

A Brazilian environmental group wants you to save the rainforest by peeing in the shower. Here’s the logic behind the strange request: If a person flushes the toilet just one less time per day it would save 1,157 gallons of water per year. Multiply that by however many Brazilians there are and you save a bunch of water.

The group has even produced a TV commercial to promote the idea. Luckily, it’s animated. The commercial ends by saying, “Pee in the shower! Save the Atlantic rainforest.” You can watch it above. If you really want to.

We see a problem. There’s another eco-wacko ad campaign that tries to convince people to save water by showering with a friend.

We’re pretty sure these two plans just won’t work together. But we really don’t want to think about it.

Source: Discover Magazine

Subscribe, tweet, share, tell a friend!

  • RSS
  • Email

Browse before and after this article

Related Posts

  1. Nutty environmentalists say that Mr. Glacier is sad
  2. Prince Charles named King of Hypocrites
  3. NY Times writer fantasizes about Obama sudsing up in the shower
  4. Brilliant anti-abortion commercial banned by NBC
  5. The commercial Islamic radicals don’t want you to see. New and improved.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Administrator August 7, 2009, 9:11 am at 9:11 am

Okay, being the green-conscious “thinking” conservative that I am, I tested this. I stood in the shower and “saved the rainforest” for 45 seconds. For those 45 seconds, I could not wash at the same time, as I had to, um, aim (I’m male, I cannot replicate this test this for females). After my shower, I measured the amount of water that the shower sprinkled while I sprinkled: 1.5 gallons. In California we all have low-flow toilets that use 1.6 gallons of water to flush (for #2, multiply by 2). So, it was a wash (no pun intended). I could have just peed in the toilet with the same approximate water consumption as the eco way. Plus, it would not have pissed off my wife, who is now scrubbing the tiles.

Now, there is the possibility that the eco-nuts wanted me to pee in the drain prior to turning on the shower. I suppose I could, but the ankle splashing would be a little too much for me. We non-eco-nuts are a bit more tidy than that.

Seeing my wife on her knees in the shower scrubbing the tiles led me to the thought of testing the showering with a friend idea (I was only allowed to test this with my wife, said my wife). It was a lot more fun, and frankly I don’t give a damn how much water I used. And what’s two minutes of water anyway, right?

But all this is child’s play. Here’s a way true ultra eco-green freaks can save even more water, in regards to peeing.

Reply to this comment

RIM August 7, 2009, 9:47 am at 9:47 am

George Castanza was way ahead of his time.

Reply to this comment

kaj August 7, 2009, 11:34 am at 11:34 am

We could compost human waste and use pretty much zero water….”humanure”. However there’s too many people that are unwilling or unable to follow instructions properly, so I doubt it will ever catch on big.

http://www.humanurehandbook.com/

Reply to this comment

ocmadam August 7, 2009, 6:36 pm at 6:36 pm

can’t they just stop cutting down trees? I didn’t know water was a problem in a RAINforest.

Reply to this comment

Leave a Comment

No registration is required to comment. However, Registering and/or Logging In before posting comments saves you time in future comments posting.


make custom gifts at Zazzle
  • Our Recent Favorites