What the President meant to say is that Nancy Pelosi is all washed up

October 19, 2009, 11:58 am · 8 comments

Poor Nancy Pelosi. According the Greatest President In History, she’s been working hard. Really hard.

“Nancy’s busy with her mop, cleaning up someone else’s mess,” he said. “And we don’t want someone sitting back saying, ‘You’re not holding the mop the right way.’”

We’re not sure whose mess Nancy is cleaning up. After all, she’s represented her district in Congress for more than 20 years. You would think that the worst moppers ever – you know, the ones who don’t hold the mop right – would be able to clean up a substantial mess in 20 years.

Speaking to his critics Obama asked, “Why don’t you grab a mop? Why don’t you help clean up?”

The President’s critics are hoping that the major clean up starts next year, and rather than taking 20 years, that it’s pretty well completed by 2012.

Source: ABC News

- Written by Patrick Michael

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Big Al October 19, 2009, 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm

Maybe it is a Fascist mop.

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IMO October 19, 2009, 4:32 pm at 4:32 pm

Bad Mop Rising
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrIEMmgF0hU

I see the bad mop rising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin’
I see bad times today
Look around tonight
It’s bound to take your life
There’s a bad mop on the rise
I hear hurricanes blowin’
I know the end is commin’ soon
I fear rivers over flowin’
I hear the voice of rage and ruin
Look around tonight.
It’s bound to take your life.
There’s a bad mop on the rise.
Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we’er in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.
Look around tonight.
It’s bound to take your life.
There’s a bad mop on the rise.
Look around tonight.
It’s bound to take your life.
There’s a bad mop on the rise.

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MiddleOfRoad October 19, 2009, 7:28 pm at 7:28 pm

IMO: I liked it very much, nice post!

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JPT October 19, 2009, 11:24 pm at 11:24 pm

Barry, Barry, Barry… Grab a mop? That sounds like whoever grabbed a mop would then have a JOB! And in the national mess you keep up stuck in that is less and less common to find Americans able to get work- just mopping up or otherwise.

And I do NOT root for failure BTW. If I did that would make me in the cheering section of Obama camp- after all… Obama has done nothing but fail thus far.

I root for America. And our tools are not mops Barry- they are factories, bonds, stocks, media products (DVDs and video games), power plants, shipping companies, small business of many kinds and hotels and assorted services offered to others at a good price and many, many other items in the toolbox of a free Capitalist society.

Take your socialist mop and shove it up your….
And the Nobel Peace Prize as well Obama!

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Thallus October 20, 2009, 6:42 am at 6:42 am

A failure of the obama regime is a victory for America. I agree with the blessed one on this count: We do need to mop up the mess — the mess that was created on November 4, 2008.

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Dan-the-man with a better plan October 20, 2009, 10:55 am at 10:55 am

Isn’t that kind of sexist? Is Obama using a “mop and cleaning” example because Pelosi is a female? Why didn’t he use a “fixing up or house repairing” example? Gee, that makes him a racist and a sexist.

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IMO October 21, 2009, 11:08 am at 11:08 am

Could there be a better vision then seeing BHO, Nancy Polosi and Harry Reid all pushing mops soon?

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IMO October 26, 2009, 3:46 pm at 3:46 pm

Nancy Poloopsie: a forthcoming premonition.. mopping the floor?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfMbGZEbobI&feature=related

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