Piers Morgan is obviously still filled with helpless shame after losing that gun-control debate to Ben Shapiro, because he’s still coming up with stuff he thinks he should’ve said that night. That’s why, instead of keeping it to himself, he delighted us all with this: America has over 5000 nuclear warheads. Quite hard to defend against a ‘tyrannical U.S. government’ with that kind of firepower. #GetReal. No worries there. We’ll just make sure to pass some very serious anti-fallout legislation before the nuking begins. That should be sufficient to keep everybody safe. #PiersFail.