Report: Justice considering Lance Armstrong suit: Perhaps the Justice Department should go after crimes that actually have victims. Like say when someone gives guns to Mexican drug lords and then as a result 200 people die.

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Ruben January 16, 2013 at 3:47 pm

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Normally, I’d say something like, “Nothing will happen to him now that High Priestess Oprah has pronounced absolution over the sinner Armstrong” but since she’s on the outs with The First Ton o’ Fun Lady, all bets are off.

Trickie January 16, 2013 at 4:16 pm

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And you can bet his left nut on that

Kip Hooker January 16, 2013 at 4:39 pm

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EPIC WIN!

GhostntheMachine January 17, 2013 at 12:16 pm

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Talk about a low blow. I was almost too afraid to laugh out loud so I settled for knocking on wood while giggling.

poppajoe49 January 17, 2013 at 6:05 am

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The US Olympic committee has announced that they are stripping him of his Olympic medals.
I guess they want his right nut too.

Bonfire of the Absurdities January 16, 2013 at 3:56 pm

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Just curious, does anyone know if Lance supported Obama in the last campaign?

Progressive Hemrrhoid January 16, 2013 at 4:17 pm

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Let me guess, rather then pass a budget, Congress will get involved with this rather lane excuse for an athlete.

Missile Command January 16, 2013 at 5:05 pm

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Oh, for sure this is a much more attractive subject for the House leadership to pursue than challenging O on ANY topic. I am sure it is high on their 2013 to do list.

Extirpates January 16, 2013 at 4:45 pm

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Any sideshow the Injustice Department can become involved in that will divert attention from them not doing their real job.

danybhoy January 16, 2013 at 5:38 pm

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First off, I hate drug cheats. They are destroying sports. That said, bike racing has been a field test for steroids, HGH, & any other ways to cheat the system. They strip the winner of this race, & cannot award it to someone else because so many of those in the race were cheating as well. Entire teams were ejected form the race for this crap.

Lance Armstrong was the greatest at winning the toughest bike race because he was the best cheat in a sport dominated by cheating. Almost like pro wrestling, but not as interesting.

RKae January 16, 2013 at 8:59 pm

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Just prosecute him under fraud statutes and get on with more important things.

But I wouldn’t call it a victimless crime. Chemical cheating does indeed have victims. Kids are messing themselves up in order to play high school (hell, JUNIOR high school!) sports.

flashingscotsman January 16, 2013 at 9:56 pm

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Just outlaw sports. Then only criminals will play.

jacksman January 16, 2013 at 11:39 pm

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That would make football bada** agian!

RKae January 17, 2013 at 12:05 am

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Judging by the number of players’ arrests in their off-hours, it seems that sports is definitely headed in that direction.

sa_rose January 17, 2013 at 6:53 am

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Old Southern saying: Breeding Tells.

jacksman January 16, 2013 at 11:38 pm

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I hope you rot! You sir are what is wrong with society today!!!

davidintexas January 17, 2013 at 4:38 pm

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Here is the core of this issue regarding whether this Justice Department will pursue action against Lance Armstrong. He is white. That’s all you need to know.

sa_rose January 17, 2013 at 4:47 pm

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Why is this a federal issue to begin with? He is a lying manipulative cheat, but that hasn’t caused prosecution to anyone in Congress.

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