Reporters disgusted by Hillary Clinton sex scandal

April 26, 2009, 6:30 pm · 3 comments

Hillary offered State Department reporters her own "stimulus" package.

Hillary offered State Department reporters her own "stimulus" package.

Put yourself in this situation and imagine how horrified you’d be.

You’re a reporter. You’re assigned to cover the State Department. The White House gives you a special phone number so you can call in and listen to a Hillary Clinton conference call. You call the number expecting to hear Hillary and you hear:

“Do you have any hidden desires? Well, if you feel like getting nasty, you came to the right place.”

Luckily for any reporters with delicate stomachs, it wasn’t Hillary talking.

Someone at the White House screwed up gave reporters a phone number that was off by one digit. Instead of getting Hillary’s conference call, they called the “Swank” phone sex line.

The recording went on to say that Swank’s services would cost from $2.99 to $5.99 per minute.

Today’s world is full of frightening things. But none – absolutely none – are more frightening than the words “Hillary” and “pornography” in the same sentence.

Source: WashingtonExaminer.com

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Buffoon April 26, 2009, 6:57 pm at 6:57 pm

Wrong my friend… Bahweny Fwhank and pornography together….. let that liberate your stomach contents….

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oc madam April 26, 2009, 9:36 pm at 9:36 pm

and to think she is the one in charge of negotiating with our enemies. Saints preserve us!

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oc madam April 26, 2009, 9:40 pm at 9:40 pm

PS I wonder if that was the same staffer in charge of translating russian?

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