Reports: Obama Mulling Sanctions on Israel:
The Obama administration is refusing to discuss reports that emerged early Thursday claiming that the White House is considering imposing sanctions on Israel for continuing construction on Jewish homes in Jerusalem.
Achtung Juden! President Jim Crowbama has decreed that you will not be allowed to live in the city your ancestors settled over two thousand years ago due to continuing questions about the quality of your racial and ethnic make-up. Now please report to the the nearest train station/depot and await further instruction.
