The lovely and gracious Rosie O'Donnell has a new woman in her life
The lovely and gracious Rosie O’Donnell, comedian and former TV talk show host, has made a rapid recovery from the heartbreak of divorce. She’s now dating Tracy Kachtick-Anders, who is described by O’Donnell’s rep as “a Texas-based artist.”
In the last couple weeks, we’ve run stories on Barack Obama art, bad Obama art, Barack Obama busts and Naked Obama On Unicorn Art. We don’t mean to turn IHateTheMedia.com into an art website, but there’s no danger of that happening with this story. Because Kachtick-Anders’ work can only be described as “art” under the most liberal definition of the word. We’d say it was ugly, but considering the artist’s taste in women, she probably wouldn’t understand our point.
"Stung," by Rosie's new girlfriend, will set you back 200 smackers
We did a Google search and found Kachtick-Anders’ website.
This must be some of the worst art in history and that fact is reflected in the prices. While Jackson Pollock’s painting #5, 1948 sold for $140,000,000 back in 2006, you can pick up an original Kachtick-Anders for as little as $200. And even at that bargain basement level, we’d have to say it’s overpriced.
A little advice, Ms. Kachtick-Anders. Something very personal from us to just to you:
Try branching out into naked-Obama-on-a-unicorn-art. Looks like that stuff really sells. But please, we implore you, spare us any naked-Rosie-on-anything art.
Source: People Magazine, PaintingsByTracy.com
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She pretty much does the same painting of an abstract person in horrible pain over and over again. Kind of how I felt clicking through her stuff.
She’s also the mother of 6, a doula, and based on the content of her paintings, not a particularly happy woman. Let’s hope her relationship brings some well-needed joy into her life.
LOLOLOLOL
Right I am sure Rosie will make her immensely happy.
Ewww the depths of horror of what a woman will do just to get some recognition is disgusting.
According to your logic, Damien Hirst, Francis Bacon, and Alice Neel are a few of your favorite artists, since their works sell in extremely high figures. Norman Rockwell, on the other hand, is crap, since the most he ever saw for a painting during his lifetime was a few thousand. Market rules.
I like Kachtick-Anders’ paintings. They’re imaginative, which can’t be said for you. Also, I’m sure through her charity work she’s done many needed things to help people, again, more than you. You seem to specialize in farting in a bucket.
On that note, I’ve made a new, more descriptive version of your logo-
http://www.faithmouse.com/I_hate.jpg
Most sincerely,
The Painter Of Pancakes
You are correct, sir. We do, in fact, fart in buckets. It’s not widely known, but we are among the world’s leading proponents of bucket farting. We also require all our employees to fart in buckets. Thank you for noticing.
The first thing I thought of when I heard bad artist was Adolph Hitler. No kidding.
Looks like something a kid in grade school would paint. Any idiot that would pay $200 for that makes me think of that old adage…A fool and his money are soon parted.
I sort of like watching elephants do paintings. Ever see that? Someone stands there next to the elephant with the painting supplies next to a stand, & helps the elephant uses it’s trunk to work the brush & express themselves through painting. Kinda funny to watch, & I would pay a few bucks to have a painting made by an elephant, I would not pay for art made by anyone dating Rosie.
Elephants=Good, Rosie & her partner=Bad
Anyone familiar with this quiz? This is what I think of when I hear “great modern art.”
http://reverent.org/an_artist_or_an_ape.html