Just great. OPEC will soon be joined by CUPEC (Camel Urine Producing & Exporting Countries)
According to SaudiGazette.com, Dr. Faten Abdel-Rahman Khorshid has developed a potential cure for cancer based on camel urine.
Korshid is a Saudi scientist, faculty member at King Abdul Aziz University and President of the Tissues Culture Unit at King Fahd Center for Medical Research. After five years of research, she has announced that nano-particles in camel urine can be used to fight cancer.
Dr. Khorshid says she was inspired by medical advice given by the Prophet Muhammad in the Koran.
“This treatment is not an invention,” she said, “but rather, taken from our Prophet’s legacy.”
In related news, President Obama announced that the “stimulus” had saved or created another 150,000 jobs, demonstrating his theory that the economy can be cured with bullshit.
Source: SaudiGazette.com via LittleGreenFootballs.com
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LOL to the title of this posting!
Just think of all the billions of dollars wasted in researching a cure for cancer, when all we needed was just little camel piss. Damn!!
Cancer is a subject that hardly contains any comedy potential.