Seattle School hatches plan to ban Easter eggs

School officials in Seattle are now waging a war against the evils of Easter and it’s eggs.

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Now more than ever we’re convinced that a Voltaire could not exist today. Reality has become far more absurd than any satire.

Case in point: School officials in Seattle are now waging a war against the evils of Easter and it’s eggs.

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Who wants to tell the geniuses in Seattle that their "Spring Spheres" are actually "Spring ovoids"?

Mynorthwest.com tells us which came first, the chickens or the idiots:

A sophomore at a local private high school thinks an effort to make Easter politically correct is ridiculous.

Jessica, 16, told KIRO Radio’s Dori Monson Show that a week before spring break, the students commit to a week-long community service project. She decided to volunteer in a third grade class at a public school, which she would like to remain nameless.

“At the end of the week I had an idea to fill little plastic eggs with treats and jelly beans and other candy, but I was kind of unsure how the teacher would feel about that,” Jessica said.

She was concerned how the teacher might react to the eggs after of a meeting earlier in the week where she learned about “their abstract behavior rules.”

“I went to the teacher to get her approval and she wanted to ask the administration to see if it was okay,” Jessica explained. “She said that I could do it as long as I called this treat ‘spring spheres.’ I couldn’t call them Easter eggs.”

Funny, in their haste to save children from the horrors of the Easter egg these “educators” have laid one of their own.

– Written by Kip Hooker at TheVitaminPress.com

Source: MyNorthwest.com

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