What would we do without Big Brother? Or in this case, Big Sister?
Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius actually showed students how to cough while speaking at Thurgood Marshall Elementary School in Philadelphia last week.
Later, she demonstrated how to belch and fart and make embarrassing noises with her armpit.
Well, at least it’s a step up from the days when Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders wanted to teach the the little darlings how to masturbate.