Secretary of Health & Human Services teaches America’s ignorant children how to cough

by editor on September 14, 2009

What would we do without Big Brother? Or in this case, Big Sister?

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius actually showed students how to cough while speaking at Thurgood Marshall Elementary School in Philadelphia last week.

Later, she demonstrated how to belch and fart and make embarrassing noises with her armpit.

Well, at least it’s a step up from the days when Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders wanted to teach the the little darlings how to masturbate.

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jasonwedge September 15, 2009 at 10:30 am

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Nothing like a Trial lawyer teaching people how to do something…..Just like she is going to look into TORT reform…Yeah the Head of the Kansas Trial Lawyers assoc is really going to look into reducing the lawsuits over medical care….

Fervent November 10, 2009 at 11:41 am

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Don’t slander the lady. I like her. Leave her alone if you don’t have anything good to say about her.

Fervent November 10, 2009 at 11:43 am

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P.S. …yes, I sneeze into my sleeve as I have done for a long time, and again, leeeeave her alooooone! unless you have something kind to say.